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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." % L# }7 b/ S \8 v5 v# y p+ j
- |+ F# n* k$ ^ X+ QGeorge was brokenhearted.
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- s: P4 V2 E; O7 z# \( C8 g, l6 }* eAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 3 Z$ }5 Q. S) q5 q T" a2 U
# t$ R) t( H6 k3 t( G" E: {% |"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." ( \" a' {& `# b6 [9 u
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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; Q. z3 ]6 T) _3 L8 a. w/ A"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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