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发表于 2008-10-14 11:42 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." - E( t5 v, `, O# E9 g4 \
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George was brokenhearted.
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8 z2 u$ M/ ?: V2 b: @/ QAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. ! l4 w" Q! c+ `3 d

8 C0 S9 X( u+ S: ?+ s) A) b( T"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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% D" a* i* z9 |% @! tGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. : }4 R& @* P: B1 t( x

6 S5 g$ S1 \( M6 M$ `4 g"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."
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