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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 0 T/ h. c) X2 t) C U2 B
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? . B [& B- N' i# |6 H3 G4 r; d
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. : Y$ h2 m F+ g# J
% t4 g h2 P9 T9 zQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? # s1 q `, k; r& y
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
0 r. @ J) M6 Y7 _* ?9 f) MA: Your car. , D# k3 ?9 T+ e! x) `: n
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 m" _' e5 h/ r0 n# ~$ u* a! ` CA: Be too drunk to find your keys. # x- [$ s7 ~ S+ J
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 7 f& l Z1 ^6 V- s1 ]; {
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 h, @0 K/ Q9 gA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' g6 f" X+ e2 A' WA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 3 ^1 l( r" J1 B8 C7 |
8 t' E: L! p/ U$ X$ E, q4 z/ HQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 ~ f# c- ^( l" V* I. K( ~A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ' A: D$ e I" I- p/ [0 H: ~
A: Heavy psychedelics. & q# O+ h( h3 }( I0 y8 `# r7 A1 [# k( l s
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
7 l8 a- s" e' Z2 \2 {" MA: Carry loaded weapons.
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* x! q: G! T4 e: iQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
* P4 ?) S* K' t9 q/ b' u* ?2 ~3 }; m2 VA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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