Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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( P# _0 c# D! _# {$ ?8 v4 f# vQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
- [" t$ I' U+ J$ |A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& d% H2 v! y, MA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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% [5 q& b. O: I! m' V8 o/ g3 R6 DQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: R6 N) r$ ~! O1 m- _3 tA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

! L% ~" j* @. b+ iQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 ]* j1 N; C; `1 b& b+ \& UA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

& Y. _  X+ o" M6 nQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& i9 Z1 ]: w" F  kA: The color.

  _5 P* U& h( |4 y" g& [/ K7 C3 OQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
3 a( }+ i- q3 h7 u. c8 nA: Heavy psychedelics.

4 d) z+ Y8 K; X7 E# r9 ?: bQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, R. [6 @" A* Z1 y0 n0 PA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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