Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 b9 n. Z! Q! pA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. ~) z2 \& h9 L& uA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

4 X1 a# U1 e% a- L# U6 E: O7 zQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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: V0 {4 d* h0 m" L  i$ LQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

  ^# u) F- {) ~, G2 PQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% T: G6 W2 A" T( H9 ?6 o; o; wA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

+ m" k! {: M% d9 ~% IQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" k% q) V" L  F  c# @  q: fA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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