Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

3 `7 w7 g. F2 }$ E  w6 WQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 ^: E1 g5 F$ A, yA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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/ L( W* |) \4 WQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
$ P) G9 s, N  {! {3 uA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
0 x4 a5 P; v  A2 ?5 S, X" PA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

9 z5 {, @; y, C* V* sQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 ?, C/ K, _0 N7 ]6 Z# v0 nA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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7 e/ s1 s& S9 r  UQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
6 C! u) ~& I1 B+ Y# ?A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

  E1 K& a, Q" LQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( m! R" n$ i, k6 V/ M* i2 cA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

, ?1 u3 Y* ^4 k5 r0 ^: I( xQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 [+ a. N6 z9 }A: Carry loaded weapons.

! C; m/ E+ {) z' m6 E: N4 Q- l. lQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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