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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
0 U% F- |4 F$ { ZA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ; v1 B2 J- f5 R) {
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
* _% n: K- t i0 _! HA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 6 j: E- A0 r5 u- M+ x
A: Your car. . g) q/ }: D! _+ G0 b O" `9 [9 ~
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . W$ f! s! H p
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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) b X0 k7 G$ L3 |& Z: f+ rQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" @9 _) S+ [! M& x" IA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. : i+ j0 t1 i$ Y& _8 x
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? * P+ K7 J/ t) z' v2 d
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. % a4 u) z$ O8 |9 h
7 L9 O3 z. B) x' R2 mQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' {0 ^: b q; o+ n3 jA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. $ T) o$ B" O8 C3 }
k! v" T4 j0 k: c8 WQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 `8 ?6 h' @& N7 l- N- YA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? + O* k4 f; R+ ?
A: Heavy psychedelics. - M: a) P- B# c1 ~% m2 O! W
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? " `# E5 ]' M# ?- j+ x) x- {3 I0 z
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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8 G9 R. M8 V5 N: @2 WQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
& H1 W& O$ R; gA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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