Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

- C1 u: D( w3 Q6 Y: W: ~+ Y3 pQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

/ d8 e5 s2 H* p" [5 sQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 r! [" l, L  c8 j% [5 IA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
( a: V/ Z/ l- \# E" Z% cA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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" ~6 K% `4 m( d7 wQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

' ^  z9 \5 }1 d! K: r" F; t8 h' vQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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6 |' K2 Z# n( nQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
0 b0 I% H4 e; u' f( A4 qA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' b5 I9 H( w' L. |8 W1 |' ZA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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