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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 4 F% C8 U: h o& D. N
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# D* j1 t9 C# b+ z; {& F8 e6 G' Y8 |A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! f9 q" F! @3 W% |1 H: M$ C6 |& Y% qA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& U: t3 Z* H+ M9 y* x8 cA: Your car. ( X6 u" t) c- r: i. x
5 X4 J. r9 g) }4 g7 e2 d: pQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 1 A( `# ^7 _! Z8 b$ j0 z, _
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
+ M) v$ _- ?# x" h0 ~( j. xA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ' z9 V- L! v5 K9 Z7 t/ R) }! O
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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/ g0 E; h: P! a9 fQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? y; G/ F# ~6 |4 k) k
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 7 Y) H% N; B" f/ N
, a: Q1 r/ A1 A) S# b& gQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 9 d) y* o$ R) C% d3 ^( j
A: The color. * G- e9 S; R( }- H* ^+ G1 k
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 9 f# Z6 w% x: W6 ~! ?% l6 o$ J
A: Heavy psychedelics. 0 k7 G+ k+ ^3 Z, J2 D9 V
3 a' e* ]; h" w* k @; f; fQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* M- U; l8 d2 Q4 `/ X( E _A: Carry loaded weapons. / S* e X8 r2 I7 r2 z, n
) U( V/ X0 w$ p6 q6 \( G1 t; HQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 1 H1 J1 h/ H7 B7 o# E0 V7 B2 z9 V
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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