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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 * [1 y9 t* U% P; l, j
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 ( g5 u5 M/ i, ?, S/ ?3 k" g
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa./ U, A1 O, W, ^
0 m" `; |& V. ]0 o0 B 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。# }4 ^& s. I! J; D9 J
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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1 S- w3 C$ C ~! d. N7 j# { 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。* X- _' `& @0 d7 z/ b: k, v8 S
* {6 ?5 B/ h5 ~" s6 g7 F Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.# O3 }% u1 \5 a
6 O/ l: ~* P" w 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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, b( E2 D4 z7 c+ O Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.# f; v: o* W2 L! \
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。( N( \( ]) u4 c3 T1 d9 w) @
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.' v: u; e( b( f+ `* L# u) F
- E5 y+ Z8 b, H) h 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。( ~ I# S; m6 [
3 Q5 Q P$ \3 p) E! q6 t0 x Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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{+ o: f9 {8 K1 F6 }% a The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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: v% G1 y" O9 T6 {& _6 y3 G0 m! N. N 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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- F& j/ _( I3 U _ `9 I8 m! X Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.6 H- `7 H8 B- ?1 z1 `3 o# X
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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7 ?' f& F# M) f2 B A* f9 P/ D; G( E Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.0 e0 o1 I+ O* J# Q' k( q# H2 i d& ?
; k- X) ^1 p! s3 M& s 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。0 v+ i! }/ C; D; ], B+ _% o3 m8 v
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.0 p2 B4 Z) `/ p9 h5 y, g8 P
: v! k0 t) P9 t7 ^6 |1 b 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。0 q) i& Z0 {3 k* h
" [6 q8 h! }" O/ k) {, L Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.( i( M0 F5 V' \* |3 T( ~! g
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。% p: [4 M& r; ^9 A
. P0 S! Y' a5 @" n5 \, [9 | “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.( N) _$ {) H( F& z# Z. M
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。/ x# p% B7 A3 G7 b: j2 S
2 L; s, w7 o2 B% E Y6 V* G% m There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.& L3 ~* t8 w# W7 Q1 c; F6 g
" T! e7 ~6 r, N. o! d- E, O* M/ K 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。9 q3 d8 ^% K% F' c: ~
: H d" T" `# \2 R# G “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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9 r4 N* j/ v2 t' T# L5 p 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。; T. S3 q3 B7 Z
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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" ~' l- u% x# r: }$ d God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!' Q$ c- @5 j; J$ q1 [- H
2 M m! @/ i/ q: ` 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!) b9 m4 G# i4 A* ^3 k) Q
8 o! j5 N0 U+ Z3 x A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.2 I# \7 S7 w7 t
7 _) e, s/ x! y0 u0 } 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.! G$ y) d2 h, `1 z8 X
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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