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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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) X* ]* D. s1 }8 W' t& J Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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& p* N3 @4 h& s" N. n1 C+ k3 ] 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。- J3 M- f( o) B+ r W3 m5 X; }
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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& q' M1 i5 h) b- L' ? 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。( @( \' R( A5 a6 u- T) ` b W
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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- T- b0 Q( p: Y' B Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.4 ?) f' s3 a" `: b% c
) w* I4 Y/ k$ y7 g2 G4 v. @ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.6 A0 h, y0 _. f0 X! |, T
1 _0 U1 `# R5 D 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。5 t7 t7 [, { K: @. @" O
& ~: A/ v5 e# e9 K% ?: X; |3 g Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.# h/ \4 A: w9 w( I3 J- L4 B# P
6 x9 y! J0 u) M 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。9 d- l! a# \3 m. [
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.; Y$ d+ h% r& c% g
3 B" F& c7 W9 ~/ i+ y 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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' t1 V1 K W& x( e4 K, G( f Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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4 U- k1 p- [6 d" D. ]; m/ u: z/ v 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。; _7 g- ?1 I" M; |
' r: n( q% W$ f) b8 _8 G$ o4 s9 f6 A Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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; x+ [2 D0 E2 M U& H 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. S5 Z5 `+ l' b) j2 m0 T9 L
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.5 i( G4 m3 S! W+ a, b
; s' P0 f: j6 C0 p8 W$ L0 k/ P- a 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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; t n$ P9 T' w7 Y! w' C “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.3 f5 G1 `( P: v
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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6 a# G" C3 k% u4 _5 j8 p1 W+ i" u There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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4 W2 K5 F* b _ “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?) r- U* [0 p! D( @
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。4 B% t/ H- `, h& C3 \7 C2 L- Z
- }5 J" c4 | X+ o2 l6 ^6 ] “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!- `9 O3 U% T% I
* @3 e {. u; S; u3 i/ C 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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0 U9 x U, A7 K' t& K5 d God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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4 ]- h7 \$ T1 w7 y5 L2 Y, | 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。% _+ V8 t0 w% _* E: J
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When two’s company, three’s the result!! K7 g) Q/ }1 m' R% e2 q( o4 D3 b
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! W. V( V1 s: U+ h
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.2 B/ w- V& z& r& x( G* h' M) X
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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j6 d/ ] a9 ]) ` The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.7 K6 y' |1 s% H5 s: y: w
4 z% l0 q/ x0 U9 a6 K The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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6 ^* Y* V/ Q8 ^% _" m 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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