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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
4 i) m" E# ]" H; _/ f1 Y原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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$ w- s) v# P$ ]: ~8 B5 p) Y 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。5 D+ Y# l J, W- V
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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; l7 E' J2 L0 L 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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: W. { Y' c% z2 L! i# B9 E% j 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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6 V: n7 d8 K3 V8 f- u Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。' ~' i' ]5 Z! Z
- T. P4 o( {/ C4 |# `# x8 B6 ` Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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' [) X* o6 c6 C8 i! c( A The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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+ b$ e4 S# [( }) _0 U/ u 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.8 z4 C; B4 s' u- O0 j9 C" ?! |
: B0 b- U$ t- j; R+ O 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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$ ], ~: Z4 X* N5 Y; X4 _ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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3 |0 b1 _* {9 [. J 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。9 z$ C5 D' M9 _) B# H
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.- z o# E* ^( e: N1 N* C
8 L# G) e- g% S9 T# w: H4 h 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。0 T% e; E w3 C' \2 R
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。, k6 Q) f, M" z. ^1 Z$ T2 C L) G1 A* Z( J
% E0 v, H/ B- T! T# t8 M “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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1 J- _# y( U2 m7 G% J( ` There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。$ U# d9 v: _- N0 Z z* p
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/ \4 t# k# l/ e1 `: p5 G 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。, K; K. j6 S8 g3 T& f2 A! |% ~. @7 S
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!/ f% v/ e/ L ~( K1 @4 H. G0 ^5 x; G
3 v( N. P, L+ f 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。0 w/ k4 V; i- F9 ~- ?
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. |7 v4 H% L6 q) y
; I+ j# l0 Y: h 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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! T8 s: |3 U* [; v When two’s company, three’s the result!7 o7 `" O2 T* ]. ^0 w& Z
3 Y- b: I1 J/ K. g2 C' I3 \ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!* H+ D3 j& v4 l Q8 X9 l; T5 b
" T( C5 @5 i" L5 o, K; h' z& e A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view./ F/ x! H9 s+ ?) B% K8 S& _
; d% P. ]5 R! j+ f9 E+ _% z; d 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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* G: D4 ^, W+ |4 k" I, ^3 ~ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget., |( Y: o G, {; Y1 c% G( E
+ b6 |* h: g7 O( y" O The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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; b% W1 i* a% Y) N1 M: d |9 C 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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