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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 1 _' v- Z0 H+ ?+ Q
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& x5 ]0 c) w4 Z% J) r Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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; Z/ D- A# w# o/ s 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。/ U9 J ?" ]* t
" Q7 u8 c7 H6 k7 u0 `# t4 W One should love animals. They are so tasty.- ]; T r6 g" ] W3 `6 C
r z% ~9 `! f7 B; X 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.6 C3 B8 S7 I) t# h3 |' }- x
/ k0 u4 D* S3 `9 y5 t8 ~ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。7 E: F2 O: t7 a0 r- {. x: N( b6 i
7 |; U* e- p# Q5 S7 ^6 {4 w4 q Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。% R) b: ~- s! C, B! V# I% x
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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) c4 o& Z& H; |/ `# Y% q 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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! d$ I7 Y) C6 Q Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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2 y1 A. ?8 f! w 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。$ |) c$ R: P2 }4 z1 L, u: y! e
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.7 X: O, _, q% p/ }1 O7 B0 `! l
, X, E, Z% U6 Q0 |5 |3 ?* A7 C2 K 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.& D' m, U. P, E0 Z
% A! {+ |6 ?7 ^3 K1 v 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。+ N- h5 Z/ d2 i% y9 Y
" D4 \/ f# ~5 S* h* V Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.4 ^2 F$ Z: k* P, ?! o+ a. h
0 i7 g9 @9 K6 R8 _ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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4 m; \5 a, Q( ?; ^2 ]3 }; V Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。0 N9 l/ B7 g- u+ z
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.: f9 O+ V$ w2 |: P5 B+ @
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?- x; [ V" u8 s. c/ s T/ x
$ l) l F( r! }6 D0 Q 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。, u3 P9 X6 i6 G4 T, N! j
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!* s0 b/ c/ H1 c2 ^( s
" @" x( h# S% f" J; G1 E 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。' z: \+ I& K$ L0 _% ` ?
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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: {! s- _0 [; \ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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( b3 o; _- P" A9 T1 _) C; a9 o When two’s company, three’s the result!4 H+ c1 @8 d: t( ?' _7 d; g
- m% f. o* w) p: i5 [ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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0 Q2 X% O5 q3 | A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.0 M. J: E" ~+ m
" w# d: A$ @7 L 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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+ d" ]- Q; ?; R The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.2 c4 t9 U9 D. w, q2 l
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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