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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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0 a5 q+ J7 y3 s) x( R5 F 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。1 b! |3 ]9 ~- u7 R1 ]) u
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.8 {& g# a7 j7 P9 f' `3 K* g
7 _; C* J* R! }- L1 K J* e 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。" R4 n! l$ y0 E& J. k
# x- \: k; p% j! d+ T0 t7 f. X Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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" ]6 w4 Y T) s7 d- W( N 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。& l+ o; A% _5 A( m* W5 K
' l, a6 y: }5 m" d1 a/ q Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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6 l- ?; ^; {7 ?) r 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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1 E- \) j$ I! P9 X) M! \ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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3 Y2 e2 O4 w9 W9 ]& o ]0 B 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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% q1 L: Q) L: H' U% a; S" r0 }% w Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. Y9 h; q2 a8 m$ [
( ^" M8 K7 M/ k 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。* s, q; H! L. W# h
- c. h7 D% b- T. M9 { Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。: D5 w9 }5 J% G8 l% y" z( Z1 `
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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) l& F' j; _, l# H6 G 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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: H |* \6 H; k/ R# B “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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9 K/ ~- s) A0 Z G* U, P “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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6 `# L; N# ?$ }0 q% T There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.1 J4 \. @& F, o
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。" G! |. ~0 h8 }; m: s' C2 t1 i
+ i7 B9 u Y; b( k- Z+ { “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?( U2 a7 e+ l u, c' d
* o* o2 B+ ?5 O4 s# h 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。& \* ^$ X: c C, r! e+ r
( k, j9 V4 A: S6 p# v “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!* H& u* u& q2 x3 Q3 {9 y) z
# q* W' n9 G7 M2 h1 Y* ], E4 \" b 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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$ ?3 V, p2 k) S5 k God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。# f4 n( l! T8 o) C( W
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When two’s company, three’s the result!, J7 M3 ]" w! H7 E$ B- ]
8 E4 f9 T j7 J. g8 S4 L4 L4 n. h 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.) D( z3 y7 t8 Z3 X0 U0 \
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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' x/ k5 B: ^+ n4 x" M- n The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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& {- Z# {! k. ?0 P 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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