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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
7 [4 g4 I4 v4 p原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
- e$ n1 M E8 C# P; | Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.: a5 i* S# y# L0 n
. i1 s6 p6 ^( H: C' c$ q$ ` 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。) [3 c1 r* f Y i5 q
( [5 S' P2 |# j4 H One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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7 m' F$ B3 d7 u8 c+ U' D' B, @ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。9 r3 x s! E k0 Y: ~% W3 E- x
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.& X; g' e: @2 n' G, y2 y# X
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 a: q0 @" R* P ?4 E& p* S8 r
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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: w$ W5 [( M# `3 f: {8 N 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。# z3 N0 z% \4 s- c, s" Z
) r4 R( L; g. `+ z8 z1 n) \* W Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives., p D# E, S; h) Z; D) b0 D
4 j1 n& d: u6 k& J2 w 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。: T& B$ m, f7 f$ ~
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。) d; W' H: Q9 S# z2 k& u5 h# e. a! k
; g4 t+ x& r# q5 `0 _- J Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop., {9 q" Y; Y; X1 c1 w: q
9 F2 b* x" j9 t% E( i 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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, Q9 W, M' ?5 i* C0 S Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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, H5 ^1 w/ c6 w A* H/ L “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.$ ]1 o5 y; E% |; V& [
. W8 h8 a3 o; E( C+ G. O8 a “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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, s; T$ \/ r: t( L. { There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.# ~# ~. Q, D$ @
8 Y% e0 t! ? P. B 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?) A1 q% _% |+ c3 }+ z! g
( w; Z: J# A1 c 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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! ]6 Z R, q$ \- U, ~ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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7 j- a/ V3 M. ~ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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% y$ X1 Q+ t5 J5 M2 e2 T: q# b 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 U( T+ K5 c' k7 U, M4 k, ]" u: u
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When two’s company, three’s the result!8 }0 x! k3 S' p0 h+ B& |# v( Y& N5 }
; I; ~5 `( D9 U2 y 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!5 |2 n6 Q2 K% @4 n! y& G
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.! G% T/ ]5 c. u5 ]
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。* k0 E& w; w/ [2 _+ [4 l, S3 X
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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" Q$ O, i9 l/ \ The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.* N4 P+ z) t' p1 d6 a/ F& J3 Q
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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