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Blonde Car Accident
+ F9 u+ v/ m3 Y3 W& COne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.1 q# T: X5 o q; \
3 ?. Y& s5 L" F }4 h, qThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car., o( F7 l. o, F4 t; e: e; _
5 P/ e# J" b2 \1 YHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.3 k" u' D# I4 Y/ P( G& y; C
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.0 {" ^; K! i+ F; ~% V5 m! F7 M
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The blonde started laughing.
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, D: ~$ n, Y1 L4 fThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.& l+ p- R, m+ z! N6 I
' u6 q! D7 x2 z# ~- m3 N/ M fThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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+ o" _1 M8 W5 s8 f, @Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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0 D) \3 e0 ~9 k) T3 ]" D" C9 JRowing Your Boat3 l: E3 p N3 ` \8 ~* g( B
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.3 {* m$ ]5 S8 ~# {' d) f$ l, s
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"' d9 i, p$ F; F4 k! s( N% f8 z+ l
2 y. h. N1 y' F3 e, NTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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# [5 Q0 I) n9 jI Want to Buy That3 d: g& }9 f; n8 Y5 |
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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4 p+ H1 o1 S6 K0 c; t4 V0 yThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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+ S6 T0 y' ]3 W9 |The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.7 E& a" H% u. d
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.3 j+ r6 D% d) c
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.2 {* f! v& T7 ~. e/ y" c
0 A: v4 g* `: F0 b! X% J7 FTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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4 p9 K) [" P" Z8 a8 @4 E E' kThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"! {, [' H# i- A F0 [ ?5 F: E
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
$ ^/ u0 K' k5 o1 q& i [/ {' {A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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& n0 m1 f! [! y9 ~# IIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.") m0 B9 F/ W6 j8 ]4 n
$ x9 |, W% U2 |; A% jBlonde Sky Divers, ^4 ^' [3 P* r; Y2 P5 } s
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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) s; f; U5 N2 v3 b3 l4 V" @4 JThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.4 q/ m0 H& \+ j/ u$ @" H7 i
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.- C. q- Q- n/ a$ z5 K! z! Z
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"# L& ~& q; |" y; P7 d
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