Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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7 F7 V6 y9 [" g' G" E$ H8 }He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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# z- ^) t$ b+ j/ c2 h9 G' TThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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2 d2 d7 k6 o. X6 b$ V; b9 p8 z- ZThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

% x7 G% }6 S" W  f9 h1 t, ?0 ]# MThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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! O$ o& g3 v6 f' m3 p- \; W( tTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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5 |0 A- d% [5 s! O% bThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
# z, Z" X6 W3 ?% m2 W, I% TA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

( W: K7 T2 P1 f  l$ ^- l8 MThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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. O5 v& ~6 H2 p: Y% `9 d! YFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

% C% _& B7 T3 Y1 v6 OTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

2 k3 M' _& G9 R! z" \( lThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

6 z$ I0 I6 f1 |! w  ]: h0 XOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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% ~0 l9 }/ m/ k) i, _The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

8 |( h- R* m# j& l9 M9 Z9 NThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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' P9 d! F- E1 ?! t% ?) ?She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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