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Blonde Car Accident
0 X- Y$ Y' A1 S5 @# ?, X0 Z- vOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.; w; L- C( j9 j; o8 U/ G5 I7 k
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. _! v: C" s6 o# L( X
: c: y9 g3 A1 VFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.' k5 _ s% d, T
/ D v( t3 }& c R0 r9 T9 RThe blonde started laughing.
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% Q. w% V2 Y* N* mThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.# Z8 ^( |7 E4 x9 S0 B3 j' @) e4 K
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.8 w0 I& J! e4 x2 P8 g
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.3 P* s5 f0 w2 C5 o
6 Z6 Y5 K* M: G% N5 a0 _The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.$ T9 ?8 @" I$ Q) e% W, g, r
$ e8 x' J5 R0 R6 d; j- b; ^( l, tThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!". |! b4 o! F9 ~3 C8 `. a8 M8 M
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Rowing Your Boat
m0 J) _' G( C- u* z; i8 ATwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.$ K5 V: }, \, y$ t6 |2 _+ I5 g. n
' q- n7 p: H0 t2 {+ |The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"% N+ ~$ C5 Z1 i
* F7 z, ^5 r% y; k) p/ X JTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."1 }! c: T8 {8 W8 l f# Y/ i8 f& K+ k
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.* ?! k) i- q% Z
+ A/ u, t! o$ T4 v1 OThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes./ P. B5 g' v2 G6 u9 i
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.# r+ a; P. ^" y6 c- Y$ U2 ~0 ]
( E, t- R) a: ?- j9 ~7 PSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.+ d( _* V9 X4 Y" s& I/ l8 X: w0 O
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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5 _( N' R9 R& P1 a" XThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"/ H# W% Z2 Q4 Q. j" E" g
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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% d4 Q' n6 `5 V3 o3 K8 @8 L6 u) [The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."8 V- V; G8 ?$ [7 G$ q9 Z
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Blonde Sky Divers
6 f. W9 M9 U% f8 S. E- r4 oA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.: n0 b3 x5 l; s+ x; c
! V+ g" [4 k) i4 T. H" o/ t. VThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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: w" }0 l8 v0 Z" r4 _1 G: OShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.; g3 g4 F$ _' L6 M( L
) S( d# A. q, G4 \+ [The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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