The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

2 f* h$ u+ J6 ~% \: XAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
1 P- y' m% v* `2 I: t: M& jtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
8 l4 F, l9 r, e  I'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

" _& D4 o+ C/ N! H) b'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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" u+ C' F3 Q& C/ J0 r'I should be in charge,' said the
2 _3 [; g) M, J' [# T/ h  \3 ]stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
( m/ I6 w, N4 [% K'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
8 |" |1 j8 {5 Y$ |( Q. R& {, M! R- l& a'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

4 u. B7 e7 R, r5 S8 j3 m' ]'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
( l; y' A) n2 \, b9 ]+ b8 g* r! T/ q'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
4 T4 {" r. f3 f! M'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

2 O5 ^; q1 w* F+ x+ A( QAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
& N& r7 C. u& p% D! ithe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
4 ^4 D  {+ c0 ^1 `the legs
9 Y* m7 J; G! C# {9 igot wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
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They all decided that the
& U/ q0 [. z7 y- ?rectum should be the boss.
* b1 [$ Z6 Y6 IThe Moral of the story?
, c. n# m; e+ F) K8 |5 [$ j; Y/ _! DThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
# G( [8 u$ E# d$ l5 s7 f# cI like it.