The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

9 i1 m7 |$ q7 `3 Y9 w; QAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
0 @& \  X) S4 p) K) ztrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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% @: J0 c+ Z$ B/ m& i/ a7 i; R'I should be in charge,' said the
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" O! @; p3 r' F'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
6 J( D1 Z0 C+ h. T( x( B7 e- J'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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% P4 ^$ [' ]4 ]) }' d0 H3 |* }'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
+ n( `  r% F1 \7 k: `( W! t'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
4 ^" O, l, }$ M( i'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
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and the
blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
, B: {9 R5 `8 C  o3 R$ AThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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* I- k: B8 ~) G2 M/ u[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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