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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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9 i1 m7 |$ q7 `3 Y9 w; QAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,: R. M/ X5 ^! f# [# v. d1 z* K" d2 Q4 e
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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% @: J0 c+ Z$ B/ m& i/ a7 i; R'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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" O! @; p3 r' F'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,# E# d+ l3 C% @9 U$ {, r+ z' i7 y5 G
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,0 S6 z, l/ [% A# ~- Z
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
4 ^" O, l, }$ M( i'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum6 m, X! I5 k* T) W
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,5 y  Q( ?  O* _+ f- D% j
the brain had a terrible headache,

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stomach+ I6 e4 l) B2 r  r& o" e& N$ H1 ^
was bloated,: D, Y, O# Q8 }3 {
the
legs. t8 _, F6 V4 a6 x, `
got wobbly,/ _5 R) H7 Y5 b6 m3 H& D
the
eyes
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got watery,& |# M- u7 G- E( G5 n
and the
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was toxic.2 i8 k9 @" s- R* u/ c
They all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.6 L( j% ?" b. r" D6 k# C3 E& K5 [
The Moral of the story?
, B: {9 R5 `8 C  o3 R$ AThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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* I- k: B8 ~) G2 M/ u[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
3 p# M3 V! ~8 ~9 @8 H1 w# S3 XI like it.
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