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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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2 f* h$ u+ J6 ~% \: XAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
1 P- y' m% v* `2 I: t: M& jtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
8 l4 F, l9 r, e  I'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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" _& D4 o+ C/ N! H) b'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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" u+ C' F3 Q& C/ J0 r'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
8 |" |1 j8 {5 Y$ |( Q. R& {, M! R- l& a'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'/ n* `: w0 e% {1 }+ k3 U

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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
( l; y' A) n2 \, b9 ]+ b8 g* r! T/ q'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,0 q9 f+ a, D1 H. U9 ]6 W; j
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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2 O5 ^; q1 w* F+ x+ A( QAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum4 n  ^3 B8 h- r5 e  d( e: ?5 x
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,
& N& r7 C. u& p% D! ithe brain had a terrible headache,
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the
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was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,& s' q) }# [/ M& e" S
the
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got watery,. I. g4 D" ^5 n/ W% F
and the

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blood
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was toxic.7 k7 D4 g5 P* }0 r& t, ^
They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.
* b1 [$ Z6 Y6 IThe Moral of the story?
, c. n# m; e+ F) K8 |5 [$ j; Y/ _! DThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
# G( [8 u$ E# d$ l5 s7 f# cI like it.
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