The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

& h4 [" P; @8 m4 z( S" d' u7 pAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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+ C7 n! x6 E. D$ x7 f'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
$ l+ g( s  ~% M* d- p'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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1 m2 c" l  r' L$ ]4 K0 o. y'I should be in charge,' said the
% N( {# F4 t" k* q) @stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
: R* A; r6 i! ?/ w" \" t# k, v'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
* \* j% `- U- K/ R" b' ~5 G# j'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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9 {8 r0 G, f( d0 nAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
  b0 s* b4 {; n2 H  ?, M8 z4 s1 qWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
' w$ C6 n  o( Mthe stomach
was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
7 d% @3 b* M: i( Q, g) Gthe eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
. `' y0 }' S$ swas toxic.
. w8 X, y7 E- l# rThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
4 ^3 m4 S! \6 e7 U& n/ {The Moral of the story?
) T% D2 d4 X' |" h/ X9 sThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!




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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

* ]0 c8 H4 H7 h" d/ yWhere you got this so funning story!
8 u! s2 J( b' U. h, S9 w6 `I like it.