The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
3 b0 A3 M2 `4 s  k9 Ztrying to decide who was the one in charge.
& R8 w6 N/ h% L, C/ ['I should be in charge,' said the brain,
& K* ]/ k; @; ]1 H! ~2 o'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
6 f2 s+ H' x# p! M6 ?'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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& {, G: a# x2 _2 ]'I should be in charge,' said the
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,
( R! M3 G* |- V3 w'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
% c+ i+ k/ ]8 p7 q( f'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
* G, s, `3 ~* c# W'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
- I% e, O2 y; x# ?! c) H; k'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

% I4 a! s: r' O2 K# \' iAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
3 |6 w& s) {8 BWithin a few days,
# i: v; N& @1 N& u/ P& G+ x+ wthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
* t/ g% f9 \% N% Zwas bloated,
the legs
0 i' ?! a3 G& ?! H5 xgot wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
4 O7 w" @0 C# |' A9 S4 E& kblood
0 A, ]( V! B1 m- gwas toxic.
* |5 V- ^2 S/ g8 E$ F- f7 cThey all decided that the
  O$ v8 q; e2 u9 k% qrectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.