The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
7 O6 u  f1 ]! @' g. b8 @trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
7 _- o) m' j9 b" R- i0 ?+ O'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

. r; K2 R# x) }% }" M1 v; R'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
0 v/ T5 i$ z; P1 L'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
4 L$ \7 W# w8 |# `& f$ L" @  {'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
1 y" _$ o4 P4 N  ~4 E% k9 c2 s7 q'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
3 T, r# N; A$ Xand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
) E/ W8 Y2 ]4 T. F! z$ Sthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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the legs
5 G& i! {7 D  f8 ogot wobbly,
1 Q9 }/ e+ X3 kthe eyes
2 s- h/ S. }2 L2 N+ W4 i& Ggot watery,
% S3 ]5 y$ W: ]% I" u& }, i$ M& O) Mand the
0 w# t1 U* e7 q) O: U9 u* Z* I  ~blood
+ j+ T: w* }, Z2 i3 k$ ^2 ~( k' Qwas toxic.
They all decided that the
9 J8 q2 F; \/ U2 _rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
) Y  _1 y& s" ~8 Y/ Y  SThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!




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  h5 M! [& {! C  U0 v[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
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