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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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: T% s$ X* W9 kAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
; s1 N. O* S, d7 i* ctrying to decide who was the one in charge.

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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,# B7 \* n, z; W$ C/ m8 Q2 w
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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: _+ x( V: t/ M* O) c) a; |'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
# R/ M9 p. M9 Q. k! x; K, q) V; U'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'9 b* v6 o0 `$ ^" \6 c0 e

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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,: [" \# {0 S& f1 |6 k$ _! X
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,: S# g; g$ u; p+ r- s5 i7 v
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum$ Q7 i, N+ _9 U/ R' A
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,
( }& q, H5 {- y, Q0 R  X* J, lthe brain had a terrible headache,
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the
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was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,7 `% n$ e& L4 C7 Y/ {7 Y
the
eyes4 U9 x( }# g' G6 j5 S( r% o2 E
got watery,- C- l/ z- \/ M3 K. \6 L! \. f3 L) r
and the

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blood
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was toxic.; ]" s( H5 H5 P& B' N3 W
They all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.
/ P$ x& E' X+ x2 I. R2 r6 xThe Moral of the story?3 S/ ?2 F# {3 {" ^$ o, q! m
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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