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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. ( W+ T* k* s- E
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!': l. d+ t1 t$ c3 ~% L+ s( X
: o/ ~, k/ p9 _$ aThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'1 E( t; Y& d- @, Z1 ]* ~$ a
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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- e& R m8 K$ A7 JThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?') T3 d4 |1 S4 P$ i2 o: K4 o
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'" Q2 @. b& }" w$ i! I
! S: [+ o7 g ^+ B6 J: @Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'4 U/ O1 Q& e( p: H5 k+ t
3 _& N) s# w- d# a; a3 iThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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