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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. " H* S( \) \$ r" r/ ^. M! w3 f
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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2 p! i/ l0 D5 {( Z, [* Z3 iThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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# c& i# d! t) F& LThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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* x# M8 ^4 ^( W+ y0 C# fThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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$ M$ Q4 B1 N* ~/ V9 [( mHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'4 V2 D. P; S$ j$ y
3 H( O6 B0 t v0 KShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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8 d. D" J- s1 Y) v0 R/ G$ EThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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