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2 n$ h1 r( ~. y+ l: W9 e' Q) KA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'2 {; V; I2 u9 E
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'+ F( y, [1 Q" U9 H# [. Q
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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: W- W0 Z+ G# ^/ x. U) |8 WThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'! [$ F3 `8 q5 ^1 ` D
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'6 _7 x; P, s5 l8 r' B, n4 I
5 w2 g; X7 b$ mHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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3 Z, o6 J3 D$ {5 i! O2 _9 uShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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$ Z8 m$ S$ v5 B4 JPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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