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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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! V! c! A: f, Z l. ~/ KA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'! K4 ^0 K3 e* Z# ]: a' r# D! H
9 c) c7 w7 y9 k o6 ~The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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9 [" r4 |9 {4 c4 W) { {4 P& S8 dThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'9 J7 n+ r: n0 B: {; \( u _
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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1 V0 n" o2 ]! e. a# \! o& FThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'$ ^1 e% `* t5 ?. v! F, h
* I$ \9 y" O( | Z/ MThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'0 p L" G6 R9 X/ }
1 K$ |$ t; s' `# J' QShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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0 \# E" [* e. T8 p) [* B O0 ePuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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