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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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; K5 Z8 s9 o | A# cA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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1 n/ P$ T( f5 W$ U* fThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !', Y; [) l5 X: [. I2 Q
8 K) p4 S& l1 ^/ ~+ }* D0 ZThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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" |7 Q* Z; ]1 w' I; n' k$ \$ XThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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# L% t) m& ~8 J) c) {- C: B xHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'& `: O1 a" F" O2 K' J, w; B
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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0 r, N. }0 J3 F5 {+ sPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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