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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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( C( J+ r: M- ]A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'$ g e% G+ A+ c1 q
* ?2 Q: L# w+ T) p6 y! r( gThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'" m- b1 a1 z4 G) `" z9 H$ C7 O
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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6 a1 M0 W* g; P1 _' x; {That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!') w: D) P. `4 j j9 |
( F- W+ @( Z4 Q, k! eHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'& Q; h H/ c" w
2 F" [! w. k2 m6 _Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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