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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3 B2 A& h$ m6 n7 ?+ e& i9 I, H! Y0 v3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? : y4 L/ B* ~0 T" i y
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! # Q' f% f0 ]' Y) H! ~
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? : @* j9 @/ A) A3 {. |; k- o
5 P4 {( [1 Y' P& `5 F6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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2 }5 y2 Q$ E" N- m' ^5 p7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! * q2 q6 G) I. V# n9 H& x& a( C
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. # ] y2 X2 `1 t, A7 b6 D
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 2 @8 w6 {$ R9 z7 j: p
$ ^5 \- P& y# ]# T) O12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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