Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1 k( y; C8 V1 a0 s8 V1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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7 |5 w6 l+ J2 U; }6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!
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/ X! ^6 L: J9 e% Z$ f- p9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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8 i8 M9 a  r: s1 \% A# |3 ^10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

4 Z( v6 K. ]- Z! I  h8 o, L3 @12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"