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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who?
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿 0 u7 ^! x% ?8 |. o% d& Y% [! a/ X
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  2.how are you ? how old are you? , e6 H- c3 n7 H7 j
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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) T# ]. G7 ?- f% i  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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: B6 q" c' B7 p! D* g  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! 6 m% L7 n9 v. F7 T/ u, x3 k1 U! B9 I
together up ! $ S& X; U" ]8 V; o" {
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! ; M+ q7 \* o# M
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
: J$ f6 D4 t* n3 k! hnothing to say,go home!!
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: t7 a9 n# M/ y/ t2 _" }  有事起奏,无事退朝
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" z6 Q) f8 T5 S1 a, ^/ Q  6.you me you me
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/ X  I, \. \1 d* }  彼此彼此
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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9 j0 v% F" o7 {+ q1 b2 @+ b  你给我站住! & F2 G" h& [& M! s+ D
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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$ j* J+ e# F5 q. j  知之为知之,不知为不知... ) N% I- J+ I5 ^& y- f

" F/ A4 E& V  R# ~8 _9 o  9.WATCH SISTER
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6 n8 ]. m8 D/ c- g; {9 r9 M. v2 p  表妹 7 M; Q- O3 Z$ o' T+ a3 ~8 H

9 H4 o# |$ j: b. e* b5 t  H  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! ! e" s% d$ ~) M6 w, b  {! b; i: a
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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  11.American Chinese not enough 2 l* Y# c+ n! ?& p1 q$ q) n
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  美中不足 % f; F/ X" F5 D* R3 }; o- |0 h( X
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ' Z2 a8 w7 d9 q9 |
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  车祸现场描述 / I# G0 [0 p+ J$ F

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  心花怒放 & B/ ^1 \5 Y# Y( U

2 q7 g4 R4 {7 h. y3 ~9 f  14.go past no mistake past . E7 d- n7 L- s6 A; G5 x) @

0 `" V$ M: r4 K) a: S. [  走过路过,不要错过
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  15.小明:I am sorry! 0 J6 }% J5 L$ Q- A  Y5 i, m
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  老外:I am sorry too! : M# U( w. t! |7 ?5 {

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  老外:What are you sorry for? 7 H# b  U6 u+ D3 d, F( |
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  小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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  要钱没有,要命一条 0 `& f5 c. ~3 _, L+ X
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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7 j% n+ T8 @2 W3 S- f# x  我叫李老大,今年25。
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8 W0 }5 \& l( z" r0 s3 a8 O  18.you have two down son。 4 W7 ]$ R& v4 v8 ]1 q8 X

& a8 ^5 r; `+ i+ E  M  你有两下子。 3 I  M- b& |, W; W! `% h+ h# g

% I5 `6 R/ |9 @, I, W+ s( x  19.as far as you go to die
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  有多远,死多远!!!! ) F+ c, M$ |2 d: K( `
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn ; w* Y+ y: p+ H8 Y! N8 ^
my face.
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~' ^5 h/ o2 o' J& @, b; y; q
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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