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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) $ v% D N4 X0 b
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ' Z" Q) S4 R4 c0 ]7 [5 X
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
" ^) y+ b" f \ }) w* `George: Great. Lay it on me. % T" R8 g! \& b; X: V
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
" [# a" N1 S) z% a) WGeorge: That's what I want to know.
' l1 J, n7 ~6 Z |' h. d2 SCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
$ k+ D+ b# G0 X7 n: {/ {9 LGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ! x: c0 M A& x. T2 P& @
Condi: Yes. 9 S) a# A7 }3 e
George: I mean the fellow's name. & ?4 \! l) k# x0 S7 K* J
Condi: Hu. . T% n) z2 V0 C: ^
George: The guy in China. ( @- |( s$ U4 T e' I$ H
Condi: Hu.
9 F/ _2 x/ h+ n, w6 M, S% sGeorge: The new leader of China. 0 T/ q: N' r9 P/ E: z
Condi: Hu. * J [* m# [4 H: \' ]2 y" N
George: The Chinaman!
1 R o# v- v3 tCondi: Hu is leading China. . o% E8 p% k2 @# p( G: O" V& f0 |
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? . C; k- Q6 g7 B: u( p
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 2 a# P# v( ]! ^7 y
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
$ o5 a% z0 O2 PCondi: That's the man's name.
. v! o# f' l' ^9 I, HGeorge: That's who's name?
/ M5 ?& w/ D' q, M7 y! sCondi: Yes.
- K( Q# o2 a# t4 _6 tGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? / {& f& ` B" {# r! l* j! z8 M
Condi: Yes, sir. - H/ T+ P7 M3 G# @5 M3 ?! B
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
+ F; F) |$ N$ i5 VCondi: That's correct.
* {3 s" s, L; X7 Y* L3 T$ J$ \George: Then who is in China?
, `) u/ V. b VCondi: Yes, sir.
- h4 {- l( K1 {3 b1 u) aGeorge: Yassir is in China? 3 S- W3 C) X1 ^% V
Condi: No, sir.
# Q' H" n' g; X+ `& i9 H2 B+ J1 h: Q4 bGeorge: Then who is? , F9 ]3 v* z, Z1 S4 _* y6 b
Condi: Yes, sir. 3 c8 g: h7 z8 w8 B( w w
George: Yassir?
9 Y4 D E& g. T2 P2 T5 h, hCondi: No, sir. " w& P7 K D8 j) A ]% s1 P
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 7 k) w8 H4 k; E) c) n, j' X3 D
Condi: Kofi? ) r9 D/ f0 @ \. N' f
George: No, thanks. # M0 d, q" I/ E* s+ \
Condi: You want Kofi?
6 {: R( L8 o' d& k5 K+ {& HGeorge: No. 5 H! h$ \2 E. N' h+ k5 J
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
- Y4 n: y9 B& ^" q2 GGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
3 ~4 i% p! X; d( Q$ @Condi: Yes, sir.
7 B+ j* B2 [4 J& JGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
' O7 O- H, r0 }7 y, Z+ \Condi: Kofi?
/ H Y8 t, C, k2 y2 u& LGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
t$ F5 q3 m% j& `6 D+ e1 @/ ACondi: And call who?
/ r& |5 E& X s* K4 cGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? - g! A4 r$ y4 Q) t' G) r
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
" N0 x5 h* l9 WGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! ?6 H6 p, x& G( |
Condi: Yes, sir. * ~% c& l" O. v6 h& v- d
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 3 }1 m0 @$ t8 t3 @9 c. [: j5 T& O7 _
Condi: Kofi. " P, F' M7 r; E: D
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 3 l d1 I. n. t9 T( w9 K( S7 V$ ]
(Condi picks up the phone.) " Y3 R+ G$ T2 y7 i, d y) O
Condi: Rice, here.
) i/ H& |* r2 u0 c9 D5 dGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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