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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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& ^7 u9 b/ E- o- e1 l7 [+ ?George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 3 B' C) v6 K# B# S
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
9 _9 ?; I |! n( o8 A; m' _George: Great. Lay it on me.
2 e" [0 W+ d' ICondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
! G B W, m0 g, v6 f W+ g' ~George: That's what I want to know.
( a/ k/ y- X. j/ fCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
* _( s% S) t8 rGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 1 t; @# e" a9 k9 n, P1 T
Condi: Yes. & @& w4 u+ Y: }! t5 t7 J, v, x
George: I mean the fellow's name.
' c- g/ w: f9 n! M' xCondi: Hu. ) u9 K$ H( C( n
George: The guy in China.
9 a( ^9 g, `& D) aCondi: Hu. - ^+ m1 T5 q! Z
George: The new leader of China.
. ]. i+ D. [4 V+ BCondi: Hu.
! l$ O* h5 D! t$ ~7 X" W1 NGeorge: The Chinaman!
1 r, ]3 }$ @9 ^* L; t H8 nCondi: Hu is leading China. ! d7 G% P( x. p$ j( @4 Y
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
a2 `6 k& X' D+ W! GCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ; _% Q, I- f9 O7 Y
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
4 [( C* K% ^7 R# S8 ACondi: That's the man's name. + H. e- J+ }3 v$ |! e9 c
George: That's who's name?
! r4 ^" G* E( B! M J3 lCondi: Yes. 0 f+ S+ [) d+ i; w; Z
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
' Y# d: \& Z" |, V7 X3 E3 vCondi: Yes, sir. ; ~* e0 J3 i( ?" W+ \5 v2 O
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 2 y5 s* R) t2 S# L* Z# }) }3 L) [
Condi: That's correct.
# N) S9 E$ r( XGeorge: Then who is in China? D+ k8 {, u* T l8 Q+ ^
Condi: Yes, sir. 3 Z2 @0 {7 N. x
George: Yassir is in China? 7 z$ q3 j- a. U; T% K: _
Condi: No, sir. 8 R0 e( ]/ E& C( Q c: B
George: Then who is? $ U# b: D6 M( z, d& C/ }
Condi: Yes, sir.
) j6 y8 D3 ^# E. rGeorge: Yassir?
4 F2 S8 _: S& g$ q7 oCondi: No, sir.
% b: l" [# \) C3 W, [0 LGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
* P% A" X: g8 L0 HCondi: Kofi?
- |' N! U( Z! }0 T; @- n1 SGeorge: No, thanks.
' Q3 T3 w! x" z ?# Z# ACondi: You want Kofi?
0 p9 s n' n, M- Y! H$ rGeorge: No. $ Q7 E) e9 v O$ T1 y
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
$ _8 f$ |) h; q! H, W9 s/ EGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
! Q+ |5 \$ Q# n( ?2 [Condi: Yes, sir. 3 G3 n9 r K$ p0 q# p
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
+ \& n8 h& L/ F& N [1 @/ L! ^$ bCondi: Kofi?
) k. R' \- Z: F! xGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 2 F/ n# r4 O) ~+ G$ l$ V; x
Condi: And call who?
; A' c% e& k; p, Y! X: m! p1 k. HGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? # i: m3 x; p' g% h0 c
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. / r6 p' \9 W7 T5 N. Q
George: Will you stay out of China?!
# p1 e2 @, d. {Condi: Yes, sir. . \" G. k# K! M8 P3 e8 g
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ; f2 @ A3 p. h
Condi: Kofi.
) n8 c# c- L" t G% F- t* r- O8 gGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. : g9 l9 C8 E2 z& O# K
(Condi picks up the phone.)
5 K3 Z& @( t; V$ a2 O$ ZCondi: Rice, here.
+ K5 ?; V8 j; v0 aGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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