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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
3 l; c- a  Q3 s; k5 h; T  W: M  KGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
# S  Z4 k* K' E- }) bCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
, a4 R: T+ f: K0 C4 PCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
( E  }7 X" E; RGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
- q  _" B0 e5 Y7 n& j' _3 }Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
, y/ Z% C% d) A+ T3 R* bCondi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
! S8 T2 C( c: ]& U' j4 ]8 L0 UCondi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
5 j1 u. F  J; Y+ v& A, vCondi: Hu.
. ]+ R* Z) \& {5 @3 ]: M1 \George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
0 j2 p& ?( \$ Y  [George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
( b" J/ i% p+ [Condi: That's the man's name.
% e; t' l3 O1 @1 X1 G- E& KGeorge: That's who's name?
( ~, L0 }! I! i+ bCondi: Yes.
- U7 X! }7 r5 l+ k/ V  ^" {+ ?George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
) Q% m0 D- y* g; ICondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
! Q5 x9 ]9 @2 e" WCondi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
* t) G! K2 |- l& y2 u3 n0 ]Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
" s8 g: Q$ m4 D+ QGeorge: Yassir?
- A+ @+ k+ N" Y9 zCondi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
7 [4 M# s0 d6 Z/ l/ T: T- o" @Condi: Kofi?
# B( ^2 l, q( \* y/ M6 w) H3 i! hGeorge: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
/ Y! o/ f* @3 B! S  R3 _1 C; A# QGeorge: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
) v& r& G. a3 k0 Z3 G/ K" rCondi: Yes, sir.
& U; k- l+ ~- I7 v/ n- f! gGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
, }0 b  M2 g, H7 B9 qCondi: Kofi?
, |* i0 e' F) g( N+ b# X9 i7 u7 KGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
0 q4 S% }1 F0 J2 A3 uCondi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
( V" D% M% Y& N4 @) Y3 R7 [  f! rGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
4 |- j, V& J) ]George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
1 c* v' J" c. T$ ~George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
& M8 q& G* T5 b7 B) y(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
7 o2 }$ f- ^5 j, n( i9 vGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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