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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) " x6 W8 _5 t* X. J
+ o8 F6 y% r" c4 t5 sGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? " |" _ H) I: z; a6 u
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ' ?3 d8 c! B3 D* s* V
George: Great. Lay it on me. 2 m$ z2 S5 H7 I% b$ R" ?
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
" T# h2 A# @; K& |6 _9 V3 PGeorge: That's what I want to know.
0 |3 V/ G, c! M! G) R) i( RCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
( i% E. U9 s( L* wGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
1 C7 u) _1 A5 o$ @; A( RCondi: Yes.
9 B3 a( n0 ? a3 T! P$ ?3 XGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
. g5 W2 ^6 K# a! `3 ~' E0 WCondi: Hu. % n6 ]% A& c9 V( J+ U
George: The guy in China.
* S& e+ i0 P6 `- s* G% iCondi: Hu.
7 w$ F5 s9 D. [1 c4 H8 bGeorge: The new leader of China. " n' @- u5 E8 p9 F4 @0 g* \
Condi: Hu.
5 u3 N! b8 p5 a. N/ bGeorge: The Chinaman!
5 T% O8 ^, M0 ]6 q: |0 W" G) C3 s3 eCondi: Hu is leading China.
& x6 [( O, m9 K0 y1 K9 W7 p% P8 W- _George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
* Z" o& c7 B1 i+ L3 aCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 9 E9 G& n$ w4 d9 }9 b; Y
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
( S0 ~$ q/ b& U( j5 k0 `6 OCondi: That's the man's name.
% k. ~" O, |6 e8 R- z# hGeorge: That's who's name?
; I& e" o! D( h/ M% qCondi: Yes. % r; g, j- ?2 \' R) |+ m9 {
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? - V. }8 h5 \! }) D! x
Condi: Yes, sir. ) J$ a. f& d$ x/ z5 K A R! [
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. " @0 h* b6 X! j8 Y, A8 I7 F5 W
Condi: That's correct.
. Z& Q# q, x2 {" D% a" P9 y8 AGeorge: Then who is in China?
2 K6 I6 S6 E1 r: j9 MCondi: Yes, sir.
3 O: W7 X/ T& b$ X- F2 gGeorge: Yassir is in China?
$ E! ^0 Q% ~6 m6 f% @/ G/ vCondi: No, sir. ; `( b4 y- y B$ C/ W
George: Then who is?
" C0 U6 q/ @! |Condi: Yes, sir. : _3 t. z: J- }
George: Yassir? L, G+ f9 s# [+ l+ J
Condi: No, sir. + | N. [: Y* t3 v
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
- s7 [$ Q5 Y# B+ u gCondi: Kofi?
- }0 u1 D$ J( f$ i2 S/ | o0 VGeorge: No, thanks.
: i5 f5 i6 h t5 J- J* f. n* H/ a. vCondi: You want Kofi? , B* [- m* ^7 `& A
George: No. ' ~8 m6 V; S, n# {/ ~4 |% q- ~2 ]
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
1 P5 K& `# |5 h' f# PGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. + s# I) M; T& `/ A9 V% D' D) w& p( B
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ n' w& t; \7 PGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. & M% e) R. e1 o9 B) l
Condi: Kofi?
9 b( A6 ?1 @, M' S$ I2 H4 wGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? - W2 U/ M4 T4 j& I
Condi: And call who?
; d& K, Y1 M' KGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
M! k' O9 L+ x3 Z7 SCondi: Hu is the guy in China. . v0 ~; A6 B- Y* U( u8 g% I
George: Will you stay out of China?! 6 m" p' {8 a( u
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ W! p) I9 l% m2 VGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ( \: n# h" X9 R) D7 O8 P+ ^
Condi: Kofi.
, v S- L% u+ t+ yGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ) j) h* h! h8 L7 U" w
(Condi picks up the phone.) 1 {1 D) W! w" u5 ^) e$ d
Condi: Rice, here.
. H; D0 K: J9 ^0 {2 e" R# ~George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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