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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) # ~3 n: e- ^% o. l( M! @1 n
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
. G3 y( L* K9 O# ?6 QCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
) V9 R( | U |George: Great. Lay it on me.
8 X9 {+ R) ^" r1 G7 S1 pCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. ) o. ?, a$ N& Q# x- c1 w9 |
George: That's what I want to know.
3 f( I7 v W7 P2 E z! s3 TCondi: That's what I'm telling you. + M& l! u$ w- R& t) U# ?
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ' _: n0 p5 q, t2 e# J" h
Condi: Yes. * V6 X0 f5 s5 i/ N, F) r
George: I mean the fellow's name. # h* p: [' T9 X$ S
Condi: Hu. " b! J2 ^; J& O2 x) v5 O% [
George: The guy in China. ( g" ]+ { {5 ?9 E* }6 [
Condi: Hu. : h) n7 f" Z9 R! z+ E
George: The new leader of China. 2 I. r/ L/ E0 X
Condi: Hu. / d, B4 X7 P: B/ v' P
George: The Chinaman! % m% j4 U4 q% A3 E! X
Condi: Hu is leading China. " ?; B- t& W$ e5 e @* I; o1 e0 t6 @1 d
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? # F8 y& Z. s2 b& t9 |
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
! Q; q% W# O b; U8 _) L4 kGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? / Z- U+ {2 |. f8 C# R' c
Condi: That's the man's name.
8 @. V/ \. @; JGeorge: That's who's name? 2 a) f* ~; c1 {: l" @
Condi: Yes.
# X! C1 h8 @; z0 S# b4 uGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
* a: w& e7 i) h$ j; ]; ICondi: Yes, sir. & X& L+ i0 H) |1 N
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
/ q9 h! C7 G) Z% mCondi: That's correct. 6 t* n6 \+ `7 S
George: Then who is in China? 4 D5 N/ s7 K: L5 y. M: g
Condi: Yes, sir.
7 {5 t- G# m+ V3 {George: Yassir is in China?
- \, @! j [5 l7 `* f2 U/ r5 MCondi: No, sir. 5 w2 w- J6 U: S2 _
George: Then who is?
% ?, u- T( w4 ?7 r+ ~Condi: Yes, sir. 8 S. m, s9 y Q% X
George: Yassir?
+ K- R( h6 }/ u6 hCondi: No, sir.
9 k5 x: \1 v2 q0 n! C. AGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
( T1 `6 h, C8 Y- ECondi: Kofi?
: B5 f0 n5 q. L: F( o YGeorge: No, thanks. ) e- o( D& T7 g4 u* l) C2 w1 q
Condi: You want Kofi?
! `: N( {- C: T7 r; A3 rGeorge: No.
! X' z A/ j) o1 \. GCondi: You don't want Kofi. , k& X. h3 j& f9 h7 o* W% K
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
( a, B4 x5 [2 A* D/ x6 mCondi: Yes, sir.
3 M6 [2 T, ^, l. H9 o; kGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
) u8 ?+ [7 ?; O; }Condi: Kofi? / W, P6 \6 Y1 i) K$ N
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
3 `- W! I6 a, QCondi: And call who? 5 c$ c1 S* k4 m1 |- B' x( D
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
* G5 T( ~' Y \# h# P, \7 oCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
' _& |( ^8 G# wGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
D! A) C8 R- f3 J( GCondi: Yes, sir. / L' o: d, {3 }$ _5 z& \
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. : {2 A& e8 r: j1 S+ ?' Y
Condi: Kofi. : h2 b/ B3 c+ ]7 j% A
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
' Q) m; l' R8 S \(Condi picks up the phone.) ! U3 H: s' x/ t& j& S
Condi: Rice, here.
& ?& n" O5 N/ X: H( EGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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