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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 0 [ \0 d5 K5 q# j: T
, p1 v; `, q; T/ l1 o2 xGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ! A# Q" j1 b/ `( o- A" m, C+ S
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ) |4 J( |# k! s2 ^7 [
George: Great. Lay it on me. / w, ?- w4 A' `) g- V4 G- E" ]) Q
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 7 x0 T3 |7 u0 s$ A# _3 y0 P# o
George: That's what I want to know.
" B! U7 u; e- Y( rCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
' w2 }4 u0 C$ P. h1 _( UGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
7 r" q* O+ G0 KCondi: Yes. 4 h% H) f7 W+ W; p/ \' k) c
George: I mean the fellow's name. 6 J; q6 R; L( w
Condi: Hu. * }2 B! \! y3 g9 @4 p+ ?
George: The guy in China.
) n* q, Y5 d$ O/ _* M+ K, ?Condi: Hu.
& o6 Y/ l1 Y& Y/ V3 fGeorge: The new leader of China.
' k S: w& D3 gCondi: Hu. & v+ I! l% l0 Q
George: The Chinaman!
( v7 w; z0 Q9 W( C% A) TCondi: Hu is leading China.
; i* A: z* q2 c6 J7 e/ bGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
/ h; G( x8 | z/ u/ z4 X( s+ x# jCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. # \$ S% y9 B& J0 K( x, [
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? c6 D, Q# ]7 h0 b6 p8 n1 s ~9 |
Condi: That's the man's name. # b. w* \/ M0 v
George: That's who's name?
! o3 i( r+ X" z5 I6 qCondi: Yes. ; k! J' B. _- L+ ]
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
9 {! C n5 P. J. z# Y9 @) dCondi: Yes, sir. , i/ H7 F2 E2 m
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ) ~3 s- V) ~8 N6 u. j/ [0 Y
Condi: That's correct.
# C7 {* s5 i$ {# u3 tGeorge: Then who is in China?
8 Q- [+ E/ D6 ]6 E! {Condi: Yes, sir. 3 l, ]+ D/ Y R' z
George: Yassir is in China? * y, a* W n3 g
Condi: No, sir. , n( H9 G' g$ q; B5 N" d3 h. y
George: Then who is? - }9 s% s* m/ B, D; ^+ C/ _/ X0 _' Y. y
Condi: Yes, sir.
& O6 L6 x h0 \$ p' Y) h- j, y1 sGeorge: Yassir? 1 G- C) k2 K$ c+ A
Condi: No, sir. ' x' J' Z. ~& a
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
" S& @- w8 x8 zCondi: Kofi?
5 o$ |, o+ v: Q: v$ k' HGeorge: No, thanks.
1 K/ B- }# k9 ]# @, I; Y. cCondi: You want Kofi? / l2 W8 g) I' ?, w4 b
George: No. 4 S0 ? G# {5 A- T8 s4 C4 q
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
Q! u/ l$ b1 {) dGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. $ ~! B7 S- `. i; s9 `9 p3 v
Condi: Yes, sir.
4 R8 V: E, X8 {# TGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
0 f3 [9 G5 ?2 ]Condi: Kofi? 8 W) L4 Y" s3 H U0 Z
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
3 Z* U! J% X1 c. iCondi: And call who? # f* E k* S1 } c& s
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? |4 A0 `! L* Z; A/ H
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
' z$ w! n/ ~. i+ W) r4 aGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
! [8 ]4 S9 o7 I$ N, x* SCondi: Yes, sir. ! h2 i4 n4 A3 l
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. , F( V/ N: k; J* p4 H8 p
Condi: Kofi. ( b. n5 M* i, A0 V
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. . E. B, z0 E V$ U# s8 s
(Condi picks up the phone.)
. |; D, R) f9 y/ j( K; C9 q7 e" mCondi: Rice, here.
# X, N6 w" k, z) A6 o" NGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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