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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) + }( H" i; k1 h- y; S V
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
# b% E2 C% T' |4 d$ R. ?Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
$ \2 H1 H3 t7 m/ e* j" s) UGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
- s, c$ G, F$ T6 g! VCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. ) V# s2 U2 a6 J7 D) G
George: That's what I want to know. - ^. C5 w( A' m3 k5 o7 C
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. * [( E9 C0 k% F. }" Q
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
5 t7 J" m- x$ V. u0 Q5 {8 ^! u! WCondi: Yes. 3 q4 i l: w# X! p) q% q4 |# X
George: I mean the fellow's name.
9 N& f, j0 r8 }/ e8 m% nCondi: Hu. : F5 O* R7 f: f3 s. N, x
George: The guy in China.
0 j; r' K0 O# U sCondi: Hu. 1 r! ]( [1 @" F# D" `0 l" |3 q
George: The new leader of China. 9 x5 Z& `4 u( E1 I/ M
Condi: Hu. / {/ |( V) _9 z1 k3 W# R. C7 l
George: The Chinaman!
/ c4 o, n, I9 P0 q* r+ o5 f7 _Condi: Hu is leading China.
! m) `& W! F$ }: d9 s& C( `2 c8 EGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? ' ]- L b+ q9 M0 g) c
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 3 l3 }, I5 k8 @) j
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
! {! k) {" Q6 n1 s' l0 j- LCondi: That's the man's name.
6 N# R) \4 a. D3 _George: That's who's name?
( U0 Z% j# @- i9 B8 sCondi: Yes. 9 p0 i# d, ~5 ~ Y9 t% Q8 q0 T* p
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 2 d0 \: s Q! A* D
Condi: Yes, sir.
8 m' X0 M3 }# z. T+ XGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
2 ~) M$ V: A" x) b: s" `; OCondi: That's correct.
" [: X( j# f! A9 Y2 KGeorge: Then who is in China? 7 R9 t* M2 @. e. C
Condi: Yes, sir. U- M" y" {! m" {
George: Yassir is in China?
" g0 [' r) @" b9 pCondi: No, sir.
4 J7 j0 m$ o! B' d* t. XGeorge: Then who is?
Q$ C: z& t/ BCondi: Yes, sir.
' A9 ?! S+ N: h K* T9 K& aGeorge: Yassir?
6 j& E) U, Q$ pCondi: No, sir.
8 e8 G% S+ p% GGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 8 B' e" x& o3 s2 y& t* V+ h1 w- L2 X
Condi: Kofi? - u0 j% |! s. B$ N% z0 O: ]
George: No, thanks.
* X% L9 i* \, L# XCondi: You want Kofi?
. y; i! Q( E( h3 Z2 v5 `! TGeorge: No. * e) Y# ?& \! O4 C5 f6 l
Condi: You don't want Kofi. ) i/ V* a" a& w! C" A
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. / ^. c5 U' P o' ^. f
Condi: Yes, sir. ' J/ y& [6 d+ l3 K3 W
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. * Z, c& X$ U4 {: a
Condi: Kofi?
% Y2 A0 h0 M. {; g3 U5 GGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
/ |* m0 P6 a0 N M$ c. gCondi: And call who? ; u i7 `7 ]2 r- }# v3 R
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? + c2 @9 p/ m4 d" j# r6 ^( ^
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
4 _# c5 p0 `: i- f- HGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! . M* V; ?' t( P' h1 ]1 r# c
Condi: Yes, sir. " }, q; L5 c) o8 O! k% e6 J' M
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ) d- V5 L$ ~) F7 F
Condi: Kofi.
. L, ?% ?+ {: Z6 ?/ HGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
4 Y" L8 x7 ?& C T* Q(Condi picks up the phone.)
5 S) A8 i! ?% M X7 A( B- E9 cCondi: Rice, here.
, ]7 y1 l( }1 A; \: C" M; o8 f: u/ DGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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