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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 8 ]! w/ g/ R1 \) U
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ! Q5 T: e# Q7 Z% M4 m+ w
4 j/ y; c3 X0 b- s# T% pToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 8 z! a- I2 b0 C: R
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. ' \2 Q* s k% S' h" b7 ]
9 }" P8 h7 ^4 n' B& X6 Q& G1 [A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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