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 Wisdom from Grandpa... : w% K9 ^/ q) g- |6 f- |
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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: W0 L, \* s- G- q5 t, YWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. " C2 [# |' P- y9 ^
' Z& P% L/ _+ F+ r% k9 p, W* d* XIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. / w; U Z8 c" D7 ^; L' @
1 S+ Q' |- H9 A0 t+ EOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 6 a3 `4 Y) k2 C+ C+ p s7 V
6 A) G, D( `# Z" oMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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