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1 l# U! ?% K, \, E+ jWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 1 t3 \' v) v1 ]* w7 K" u
) X3 c' P, j) Z( e0 m/ ITrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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/ K0 U- M+ E7 k$ q1 P$ hWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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6 m- E- s9 o# Y! OA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ! o# ]. j: F4 O, e, s* K
( T% J, Q( Q3 k6 Y+ o tMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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