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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. - @; B; J, g5 v7 j! ?5 l6 ~
, e* O+ S- G& f+ c9 x# S! Y/ {Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. }# l% p" V7 \' d! K3 p7 O3 h
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. " J# d' y( F5 T2 M
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 0 m% N2 g# H+ @6 ?
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 8 s+ j# Q# F0 a
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. + I$ g! o2 ?& y8 d+ Y3 m9 K6 C- ~
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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