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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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; a& G& p9 {/ M- HWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 4 q; J) _. |7 I: x& h) D5 ^
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 1 ^( U5 L9 p; M0 w2 T
- i" A. S/ Y- X' K/ `7 mWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 4 V3 u! N9 b& ^0 S8 N
9 w \0 a H8 Q" k0 d, RIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. " q7 \9 u, }' L* a, h$ j$ I
" o" F( c! o1 B \( OA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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" b; e& H o, Z+ n; p7 YMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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