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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
6 N! `* h% _# c3 fA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
. V, {$ V$ l" |: ~$ U4 ? When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?# ^; k7 a) V" R5 R3 g- b
A: Tell him you're pregnant.* \9 v3 Y$ Y2 p! x8 j2 G" N
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?7 B K& q' g i! V7 @& v q
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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1 J7 o9 M+ ]! b4 ?$ iQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?" f* X$ N. S Z$ N/ J$ X& c
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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' @5 U7 [+ d# p. `5 E6 _ ?Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
% ~7 h3 n& T5 kA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
+ P [" {! B4 Z* g, q* E! Q4 sA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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' z9 U8 y% f5 t& V& v! GQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?0 V( e6 {( u3 N, h. _' m' j
A: Their foreheads.
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1 {# a4 B/ w' q3 e; [0 F% I( SQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?8 R6 ]5 @& ^, ~' [3 ?: v
A: "I remember these." |
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