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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
+ j+ P0 Z# a9 h& O0 U& cA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
$ \$ ]/ y5 o5 h9 |2 z- l When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
) S; y; y: G! P4 ^) Q" HA: Tell him you're pregnant.! J2 X* {# [% y
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
4 O9 F; Q. v; D& i1 b# jA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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# t- b* e1 _+ F2 \ ~- M, g; pQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
: U; I) s3 ]5 J8 Q% g. ~ WA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.- e/ c i: H# s( x8 U: g
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?; |8 Z: W; w5 I" y$ I- B4 H8 s& j
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
7 a# O7 U2 X" p' NA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?, h; a& J2 g6 a" r+ N
A: Their foreheads.' ~& [7 ~& j6 J
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
7 O# n. N4 R1 z5 G3 ZA: "I remember these." |
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