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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
* N9 S% W( Q; |' Q5 C- O5 L: hA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
0 F) E1 z* s7 o, s9 d When you are done you will have a place to live.2 \& l. G0 {- c7 L9 I
5 `; q5 O6 A( ? j0 C5 BQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?; {% X$ {5 N- V$ O
A: Tell him you're pregnant. ]! s2 \' {4 L0 l8 X
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?* W- D8 o, W7 E6 l- {; v- C: H
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.0 e! Q4 h& v# Y0 @* A! w
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
6 e3 o( {0 ^1 P7 XA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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! T( M7 l8 i! b- h+ LQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
! p- c; t1 D/ l0 YA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
. l* M9 r- @) w* s) {3 F' u1 WA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.2 }) H. t& n* L# b3 q7 P
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?1 v# _7 I7 F4 w
A: Their foreheads.# v, S% ^0 E1 O/ Z3 i' B. j/ V) q7 e
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?4 I# r5 z% c: p/ q7 i4 j
A: "I remember these." |
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