Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
8 v6 T  H7 H0 Z. o! Z4 XA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
2 t: Q% K# l" b$ ]7 R  g1 g9 L/ w4 qA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
) T# \1 ]1 f3 A$ B! \' e' SA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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& _" A% ~/ h) A6 D9 eQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
+ [. G+ I" V  @5 G# M( qA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

8 S% [- |9 @0 O7 }Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

& ^4 G5 N$ r& L0 t' c7 K# a" iQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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