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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?9 W5 D( l7 g& b! T$ [* _& |
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
1 f# s5 h I3 w6 |) d( T$ M; w. j When you are done you will have a place to live.: g: c2 ^& x) V- p
: P5 i7 ^7 @- _3 I: hQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?9 [# T7 P, r1 b/ g' C
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
- _9 y3 H0 L5 K, nA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.: B u, B3 ^1 N# d% |
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
3 g( z+ H0 E& n& n# EA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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6 w0 ~2 h K9 @, b. n3 a8 {6 [Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?9 I8 D" v: C0 g: ?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
8 K% M$ J# |7 i" _6 AA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.2 c+ x/ R6 j6 \1 O% n. J
) q, k: N {5 R# d+ R' XQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
% b0 P% V7 n' oA: Their foreheads.6 L) g, h4 ]2 B
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
4 ]: }' ?& r8 m; Y8 cA: "I remember these." |
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