Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
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5 A  Y6 F9 n1 k1 @8 r8 e     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
0 i3 p) o0 j0 f9 d4 MA: Tell him you're pregnant.

2 @, G* a  s! r" d, z/ E+ @Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
) ^; ]9 v) F  @/ d" GA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
/ x) a/ l) _2 ]: O4 F+ `A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

# a: U3 n$ w/ y/ L; dQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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$ }% Y/ W; J' h/ R7 [! tQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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