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Bad Relationship
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4 _: Z* [ t0 U! uTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 5 L( w& H0 A7 D7 c3 L5 K# L
! _/ A+ {( _& d/ TJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”& ^! J+ c* ~; Z% V; B* n; w
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”. C3 `5 k* S, O8 u3 K
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# m6 _9 B/ J" r: aThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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