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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”' C8 n% `* X5 j$ T4 l: v' o. M# O! X
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”, X+ `: J% T- Q W$ }8 d- f
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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