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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 2 r: d- _& x: w% J* q) D
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”; ~ }2 N$ f: `6 G1 p5 C2 g
/ {( U; t: W5 L3 ?- V5 a$ JAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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. ~/ N2 s7 k) ]1 o+ P1 G”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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2 j- y3 i! I- n& C# w4 b- FThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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6 d5 O0 m0 W( s0 h, P5 ~0 Q9 R$ A[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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