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Bad Relationship
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; O! ?/ D4 N8 f3 U! D9 E' K/ H/ m9 iTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 8 N% @4 Q+ ]; s: C# I
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”6 c0 I/ e0 c0 W' j+ c% p) T g
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”9 o' T f2 w, j1 x7 N
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”* k% k, f2 A7 K* d, p) m# R% {4 |
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* ]/ Z, `+ g5 P% }The scale says: Sorry, no change today- P: x$ T$ C8 L* P/ `/ T4 a
! G4 B' P; k u+ S3 `( ?[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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