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Bad Relationship
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% Y) Q0 _7 U" H1 n4 D0 V7 xTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”3 `1 I' c* a) l
: U( U, w% q* M- f: E% VAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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" v& p! P& Q( G* a, }/ G6 E”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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4 Q9 X, v# J" j% v3 q- D6 i! uThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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