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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?) v7 ]5 M* T: M6 ?1 S( ]( G1 A
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& o+ [1 |6 W, JTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 E9 F- T j0 x! ]
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.3 G$ X1 s: W% H B; k
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'8 ]" g `9 G! s7 t
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'% I( a4 ^& t$ Q8 H
TEACHER: No, that's wrong. d3 ~3 Q& N; [
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; ?# V; O/ O/ h- t3 F- jTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, i' O& K9 V# j! xDONALD: H I J K L M N O.* V2 G- [& S! N e( a
TEACHER: What are you talking about?3 N- M! O2 b/ n) m, \% `9 z4 E
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 M( g. c- p# ^6 _9 _( ]6 V
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* X8 a; B8 I3 ~+ P7 qTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 K1 D2 R. @/ p. n' sWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?. r( D& ]! ^) c/ N: N2 O
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.) ?( f h3 |& J/ J0 w) P( ^& W
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'5 U% U+ d3 z* y+ n8 Y# ]( C+ F3 u
MILLIE: I is..
- n! ]$ V( o& w2 @TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'$ M0 x$ N% ?; W% k
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, r$ e: P7 z8 C( {) y6 vLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?7 |1 x3 G* G5 j* Q
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 [. z9 o; Q& s, t1 k: G8 \5 pCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 L! O) c/ V$ m8 ZHAROLD: A teacher ' b* D, n( C* H# W& h
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