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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?9 r9 B6 K. A9 r& V& U
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& O+ S6 E' m" U7 L+ w4 oJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'+ C" D, I) K7 [- ~8 F) @9 N" S
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'* x2 N6 I) A! r5 m
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
+ m, |% f) m9 ]3 T. nGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 h+ _2 K/ ]6 _9 WTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% x, B/ }7 k2 j# N' hDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
! N4 f/ R7 `9 Z* WTEACHER: What are you talking about?
; y; q# h: O; X/ LDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.8 X2 P5 E+ Y; q5 z
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7 h4 V" W! r1 E( s" `TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! i' A N$ n5 r$ W6 VWINNIE: Me!( G5 Z+ O" j( @8 m
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 ?/ L2 r$ a8 K) U
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
y2 I. u. n Z8 EMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ; V S8 f* h: `' {( V
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& q: K# V( b! `# R! {8 v( }TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" M; q+ E# A4 u% J' h0 ]
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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& m: ?& W+ P& w5 {TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" x/ t( w) f) oSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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7 N4 l! s7 U% K5 N) p u4 OTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 J/ U5 u# V5 S( uCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.! u6 K9 K3 f+ [. t) [1 i0 i5 W/ _: `
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?) s7 o( p+ p7 k5 I% C
HAROLD: A teacher
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