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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?5 ?' U8 N V2 X' B, i2 F
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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- A) M+ C; K3 w# x5 Y; aTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
7 u+ n/ U0 J* @, W5 ^' UGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
2 c/ c& Z7 C; W/ W: {- V" ^: z; bTEACHER: No, that's wrong( i$ P7 V% \# O0 f
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?* s5 ]7 m. @8 f0 {! G D v. ?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
" [' E. G' h+ M- ^& h. L8 I1 D F: BTEACHER: What are you talking about?
% r7 s7 O- ]/ z$ E1 v6 Q- ]/ [1 M7 ]DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( V- [/ z5 v$ ]4 tTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.1 |% h) r0 O9 [' D
WINNIE: Me!
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$ v' C1 O6 n' A& N- x; ZTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?+ [7 v9 O, Y) U# w9 }% l
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( t7 {9 S& q4 f) dTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. W) S: I- G) f) o' i
MILLIE: I is..+ l+ J' h5 \# I& A" \ q1 o
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'% T6 h/ X" e8 n, g& N5 @
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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6 w+ t T6 `( g! F6 C; d, }) T+ Q% UTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& M! J0 A" W; V, ]LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?2 j q2 O' r( N+ ^9 o! D
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.6 C* e$ A z# C+ J- `7 F! x) [
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4 L; y- h5 J. Z9 A4 r3 aTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?* Q9 t8 ?9 t1 g: O" u4 i5 Q/ a: w
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" ~1 _, t) T7 A: Z# [! \) I, dHAROLD: A teacher , o* K2 @$ K( z' z
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