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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .1 z6 S# n9 f! ~! Z" u% Q6 |/ _5 U% }0 @
MARIA: Here it is./ R! N, x7 A4 p- C1 e% q7 U
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?& c) _ a* t! ~4 c, g- m' n
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4 Y( v* j ^6 [, P! xTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% z1 ^9 z2 X z/ o3 Y' x; P' hJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 e, P& u: H8 V! y0 a& yGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L') k) z4 m | k& j
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
& M( G- O ]1 G @GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; |, f% H4 F* }: A$ S& M
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
! B4 H, D6 L& ?( ATEACHER: What are you talking about?
* I$ C1 B0 K' t& O( u$ aDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 r' y/ j7 j9 ?1 F$ N% Z8 G, z
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) O3 G. o7 |3 {WINNIE: Me!
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$ ^" I9 W$ F+ r* w" QTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. m8 w }# |. Y$ j6 _! oGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
Z4 u) X' b" E5 B( U4 y; HMILLIE: I is..
) f$ @" E7 K2 mTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
: s+ f. ?; x; f+ L( G5 m$ O" QMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 N' X* s' x/ ^! x* f5 kLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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1 c. j0 d5 Y' A- w8 n! A4 `2 p- ~TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 r4 \& Z2 R7 x& r
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?. x. H3 Y+ k7 ?! }) ~9 a
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.0 [# ~, `- n. ~/ w; ?4 q
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3 u0 B; R; l, \TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! W5 k3 G' M( v8 j1 `2 YHAROLD: A teacher 8 S6 R, ^/ h2 \" w7 N
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