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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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( Z E1 p1 w F1 n% n! t( {TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?5 d! ?( T; k( i
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 M a: Q R& N/ e) y# @" ?% _# n. uJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.1 s7 z$ k0 }. I: a+ R1 |: Z( a* G4 }& B9 q
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'" c+ z6 G' D- O# G* o: O, A0 }! U
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'5 x P) q- u* x/ G4 n9 ~! m
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
z% f( b, Z7 H% G7 \1 r kGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.0 _7 g* Y+ q1 Y. p( j
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
( A+ m" m; J0 d3 B7 z5 T+ ^( `DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) F! T1 O! z- ?" K1 U' hTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% E; t1 N) O+ y2 a/ y4 v3 l3 [WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ |1 e& [3 D8 [: y0 wGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.* |3 m/ {3 ~- b% W. c; _& P* }
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- p6 O* j% e1 n+ M# d Q5 r' r! vTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.') y f1 S# g6 y( }; Y& i- b
MILLIE: I is..
( S R' m5 p0 n" Z& ETEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
6 D1 z$ c4 h# _3 f/ p# V4 ?MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' - m3 `, m( r* [
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7 v8 ?& T( d0 [9 j2 n4 M: N6 [# LTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ s; M1 e2 ^* C- ^7 S% w0 ULOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' ?( D" R% ?6 _2 r# [3 f$ C- CSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.* z' D; q0 Z) a& h/ H9 J
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+ p. n& A+ s% J5 Z& D1 bTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" f3 K- ]% _: j; K" C, ~CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.. H' E0 T8 X% N! u
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' c- h9 Z3 S% D; D6 o, v( wTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ Z" g0 @6 D8 YHAROLD: A teacher , C+ B8 t4 @4 D u
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