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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .! P2 |* w3 m$ u3 [$ _
MARIA: Here it is.+ v4 F; K6 Z* H3 ?
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! a+ b0 f% j6 V& h7 Q) B8 j/ u$ k) E
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 } P3 f9 U8 U. @* U1 a: G2 }/ ~TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
' [1 c* V( S1 t& |GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'2 [* b- q' v p1 {9 O# b. l. N
TEACHER: No, that's wrong% ~ z, y% v+ E$ p
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" e3 w: r: B0 A4 [8 h$ Z4 dDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; ]- d' G0 @( \TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.3 f& Q) F( d4 M8 l, p
WINNIE: Me!9 Q2 h+ J, K$ `/ W+ s
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, w7 f& f4 a) D2 X8 R' S0 ITEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 U7 S1 G! I, D3 G( @' w2 vGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. Y0 c4 {/ R8 a) H% z. F
MILLIE: I is..
4 ]4 }7 `3 K% o* ?& lTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) T1 A+ v: J( f# z9 @) _8 |0 l* `MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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; g: {/ u' | z+ p. j" E6 nTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' t# \% [/ I2 A! n1 BLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?! V- v& |5 w7 k; ?; U
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.0 {( ?3 i+ k! N p) x b
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, E0 E2 X7 A# r1 H# c6 s* {
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. `4 k! {7 `3 U ]( `. o
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3 L6 ?' Z3 D. _, s/ UTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?* ~8 _; Q9 K# p+ }, Z
HAROLD: A teacher
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