Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
5 S; }0 s- g6 k. EMARIA:       Here it is.
' B! h4 C; J% a# |  V5 ]TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
9 X) ^* u6 Q: u' ~$ ~CLASS:        Maria.
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4 `! V  C5 ]0 f3 U9 BTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- T8 t3 h. n% n: D' A% l1 A% sJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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# T% i. Y4 C" r% H" F+ {, w3 pTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
. u! y/ I. p4 F$ e! F6 A9 V1 QTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
+ u  y4 Y; l' U# E7 t: fGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 K9 f' X# b& q3 n) I0 ], aTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 C5 i* M! a9 JDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; i; F; `! \! q1 U7 h& C3 b: j3 S$ kTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. G$ x3 K/ t0 i* j& q' \WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 c) x3 C% M0 f$ j; k5 l/ mGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ `3 W& n$ W5 H( zTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ Y/ y7 _: L& m: K: H5 X  G: ?/ BLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 o& u; ]) p. U( _CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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# u) b6 L0 P/ G8 FTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% s1 }3 G) ]- G, v5 r" KHAROLD:       A teacher
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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)