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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .& G5 U3 |. c$ v4 m: D
MARIA: Here it is.
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* u- l- b- ]; b- y2 M* eTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , i+ Z* x& M4 X2 z! n! M
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.2 P; {# l% p( \4 Y! h# s
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# Y) Q. Y' k+ u' h; X1 i- VTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'* U+ H* w# G, |1 M$ o1 q
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
: f8 H; w8 m/ q3 f+ B1 GTEACHER: No, that's wrong
) H9 Q/ I' F8 k% B( c& z( n' bGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# K; ]1 R/ F$ @DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
) m5 I) c' V' |* q; V( [" _TEACHER: What are you talking about?
8 u2 X' r' o$ J$ n) G n& o0 c/ Y8 pDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.1 D) Q: ?, u0 `0 [9 X
WINNIE: Me!$ c& j# V$ H; U) H" h; c" d6 g
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 @3 D3 u- L; t& e EGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.8 J" j/ t% c& ^! h, X1 a% d1 y
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9 {) ~7 H. V9 d. M U: gTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'8 b- L4 z( v# G# f; l" {
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" ?$ b& ]& J- g: N8 f
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ; x+ H2 S( `( o, l0 ~
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?* j# n5 X, n* l- A( N) y; U6 I
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 l* f5 S) @( X% `4 {
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; a4 g S7 y# u/ y* {+ cTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?8 m7 a! u; @9 v! C* P
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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, F. [' { R0 M. P) T0 VTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, a& j: E' `8 T
HAROLD: A teacher ~3 }5 m* Y+ O% C
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