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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.6 Y3 g$ ^0 n# I% J8 R4 s, H
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."7 P2 Q5 x/ H1 d; y3 T+ [1 I, k; ]
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."+ Q/ c' A- T, O! M9 @
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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