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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.) ~: I7 r7 T3 P/ O
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'! n4 F5 P# q! n& W
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The Cowboy says: ) J6 _1 i9 T8 z( `9 C
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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. B, J+ |- `* ^! M- x* }We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did./ e# p: y m0 g
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.3 A) c' r( E( f: }5 q$ @; X
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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/ v; S1 c8 P) B$ M5 o* Y9 XThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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