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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
: p# @- d6 t9 L1 \As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
2 o7 X" V. `' U a `/ \- B; t) t'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.% U. W; c" U3 V4 X9 j) R* `, D+ n1 d6 T
) z+ `: _2 Z, L/ D+ @7 JWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.& Z G, f3 G/ M+ i
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.0 [6 B- w& U9 p) T+ P5 |( B
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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