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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
0 G0 R a! c& z: K& ^As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: ' f3 m( T# `2 |, @- O( |
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did. H8 K* _, _ y( @; G
* @& v" m2 B0 C* YThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.8 B" L: _ J( e0 ]4 g+ j
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.* U N( X" E% U( P' X
3 I) A: [* ?6 T3 y6 PThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'* @7 k# W: H1 g
0 U2 ]% \, U. {, R! w5 J0 }Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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