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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.7 [4 B1 j$ J5 G& l; R9 R B
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'7 {0 D* V% C* v: @" C; c
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The Cowboy says:
( m, ]$ d; @) g% _+ B1 Q'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.; B, O" ^0 g- a/ o4 W: L
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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. D0 p. e, O8 MThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did. u" Z0 O! Q ? a
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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6 O. n5 D* S2 y9 FThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'4 f3 E% l0 i+ R
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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