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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
& @9 @8 q! C2 k( oAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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) Z5 O! f% r0 `6 o+ O4 pThe Cowboy says:
! D! J9 ?( ^0 A'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.: i) n8 J$ h. ^: r
5 w" {5 y7 `5 b1 y4 [We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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7 x9 I' Y7 G0 T, i6 pThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.! H) n, L: Z* Y8 j3 i0 x" R
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.1 G( u6 g# f9 n2 |. n1 | G& u8 K% D
* O6 m, O! k& l+ S2 R0 }Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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0 ~" _1 y6 o" f9 Q5 ^Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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