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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.9 e1 G! r9 x; t! K& x0 ^
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'3 ~" b) v1 z7 z0 Q; f# q8 u
/ @" q- e- C% Z0 Q5 gThe Cowboy says:
( Q# p; p3 @1 M5 K4 z/ _! m'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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% ^" d$ c0 t+ C6 L y$ H3 b1 fWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.# C* T; |! j5 Z6 e# ?
* _* C0 ^. Z# F) P0 h+ ^1 WThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
; x" w6 q& q& |8 m9 HThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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H4 M0 F/ u. D/ K5 ^' g1 bThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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