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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra , ^2 i: S4 X/ x: U2 y% E
- Q f, i, Z! I% \, J, k& _'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' o: @ G4 Z0 I/ a. R
6 o+ |+ p) I v0 ^2 L3 ~; m2 A'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '' \7 C, s9 b* n5 O1 @8 K0 r) \" [ A
. v& b8 Z3 f( ^9 ` Y" O& lbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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% X& j9 p7 j7 v* {0 C6 L- z/ ~'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 2 p) W" T& w5 a7 v2 ?% n
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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