An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra + @2 m% R8 x4 l
$ {# b' I4 I: G$ g'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' * z& u& f5 |* W! x9 o - j' Y' T1 s1 w( s* u
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' + R$ p6 X+ V F/ G/ C 7 s, B3 ^, Z& Bbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '6 H) U3 M% |7 o6 D8 Y7 Q
# c/ R/ `( Q2 w$ J U# Z, V'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. : q7 {) }: D2 s0 b+ _9 [4 }7 B$ n8 q. }1 S, \9 x2 f/ u/ c7 J* F
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'