An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra . `+ w9 T' P. \+ r) B
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' . U9 i' y/ ~( J" s m$ m H& ^ : q) u/ g9 Q, G5 [6 s% h6 h: C
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' # e! M( S* B* r$ L. S5 _* ? " {; [4 N1 g: k, `: _- b# Obut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 2 f' r& V+ Q$ ~6 m) z2 _ 4 n5 A' c. W5 P'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. * y B3 {$ V9 L) O% I5 T' V) i, [
) m N a0 h$ q5 TI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'