An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 7 w) H: t; T! ?
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' l" U, d& ^- ?( P 0 e1 G4 ?! N. m# T7 v'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 1 x& j, E5 r% F% T! y0 y : K9 w0 z: W6 @% e" Tbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 0 [9 v5 \0 O; D9 h m: V . V; `2 {# Q; \7 f
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 1 R7 b$ Z! m9 A L0 v/ L/ g; A& M& y' W' N$ M' K( `2 B: B4 t
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'