An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra - b2 d, k8 o0 N1 l P4 [
3 {1 b& J2 S% e% h% R. @( ~'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' / c" m& I `9 Z- G % A7 f. o; u4 C'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' / \/ j: z# G, b / a$ ?9 M" |3 W& T# Pbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 4 L" e- a, {+ o% m; P6 Q1 J8 N . M8 X1 [1 H: |( J$ q: Y'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. $ V1 K. B( E! k7 A5 V . {/ ]4 ]3 Y% p* I, D' HI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'