An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 8 q: d0 A' ^$ u L: q& a& J, ]! Y 3 S1 c/ v& Q; o. ?& P' s* i D'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'0 f/ w! q7 W( _0 y
' q" T4 a0 _3 p* N- \$ ^'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ; l' |& A+ P1 \* h6 y, p) |1 Q0 R5 ]3 _
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '+ u7 F6 P# D/ @4 G. @: [$ \
; F+ Z7 F6 B& J, C5 y'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. & |: a! |! q1 T
& G. R, g( t: f3 L* m4 _I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'