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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.1 E W' j) N0 O+ P- y! I, C( x6 M
* f$ A/ P {* _) f) ?+ _6 a9 uThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:# k" L2 @9 Q. R; z* c0 Y0 `
3 r' `" [- Z4 B0 d$ O9 uWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.; q- @ w$ ~: X3 c
6 |& e8 o+ G5 l X& W: p) YThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.- u$ ]/ W4 `( b. P/ V
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it.") m3 O, x8 F% V u! N# v4 x
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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