The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

9 S3 H8 G4 o1 d, [4 V- C* eThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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- Z+ w! t7 ]( B9 a" sThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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% m- s6 F2 z; i* ~  O. KWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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5 c; _" E$ [5 F0 lThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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$ e* r) u/ ]2 H6 v+ [, M2 {Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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% \. j3 R1 S; }: H8 q% c. H0 \5 M“Case Dismissed”

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Funny

没心没肺

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