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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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A# E! J3 N% ^: J \the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could3 [3 _& |# N+ w- X2 M$ ~$ \9 A
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.) o8 O- \; w) R5 j# B
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,$ x L% {; R7 }' Y/ S4 q+ l
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,0 F' \) s$ M8 j' X# w
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.") C, v4 \5 b w& M4 g# N5 J
; x2 K5 T5 F9 ^That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the! W0 {( W: T+ f9 ]& m
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
+ h7 b* H0 g/ ?( R+ X wThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.8 M3 R8 F! f' s: l6 n5 z: L
* \, s- o$ g( }' h9 X; XSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
' x6 y; h" M# zrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"& x( T( X* ~& J! l
* S/ u7 T _$ C2 s$ s4 t$ mStill no response.7 T6 j/ S) l# e( d4 d# G7 Y2 w
' `+ S# k$ n: G2 S. z! qNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
! @& J2 c1 e( M3 xand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"! e5 i0 y3 @1 J2 M
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Again he gets no response.
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2 `1 y/ S8 b" k; ^3 MSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
) {: e) `5 @+ a5 z$ X& n' n0 c! Ifor dinner?" Again there is no response.) O) ~) N2 ~. I2 S/ f3 X, n
% u- c* P F$ P% F# MSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this)* n7 W; C+ p% q9 ^8 q
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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