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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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! |) I S Z ^4 N0 a! K4 {# uThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
& _. U7 p8 s( Iperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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: k* x$ ?* x* D9 KHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,( v; Y, \+ k/ a6 Z3 J1 N7 }
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
' i: K8 r) Z9 T! Ngo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."! d% Z6 F9 l$ p g! O+ O
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the* S8 P5 g/ L) @9 j4 D3 B" ]
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."% d( a7 S8 T/ S0 m( Z/ W* j2 e
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?") ], W& S7 j# j" l4 l0 u1 r0 B
. O5 {0 H3 @$ t8 {No response.
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' |% Z+ y4 E5 Q" Y" N3 m ISo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
, H0 f: R0 Z2 w o% y1 i- W Prepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"# a- I r& q( b, \' A9 ~9 `/ t
! Q( l& }# Y* O d W) h5 tStill no response.3 v- c. {; x8 H9 F. ?# M% `
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife, G7 a' ]2 p/ C# ]* r; p# k9 s
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response." O0 J: E1 @5 e) ^2 {: C
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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6 ]4 [0 z) I( K' h1 y; s: I(I just love this)
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+ f9 N" I3 \4 k& c9 ^7 O- @! b6 ]"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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