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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could+ k7 q; v  B  T: h6 L) K
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.9 u8 ?! @. F. ?# R: k0 u( G3 H& z% ^
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,8 U2 M6 a0 e2 t; p2 i6 P7 Y4 [: Z, j
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not," X& z1 `0 Y9 a* t) U' U
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."' g- I8 x+ Z& k/ o
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the5 Z1 `6 u% h  a. V  n
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
. k* K, e9 F: Y/ y* Q7 qThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?": a" C* X! Z0 b0 l
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No response.
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) n+ `' o" H4 M2 m9 dSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
+ r* m  G9 p: E  {. `- g: prepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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" N: Z, B' f/ M5 W% d* [Still no response.
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# b( m  j( s. L4 C, nNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"' B0 z/ G: A" ?/ c

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