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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought2 w) K# }, X: w9 |( j% g
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
' k- @3 @" R* ^" V" ~the family doctor to discuss the problem.1 Z4 m+ ], O1 D9 c' Q9 D
, m2 [0 @+ u- R+ \, {7 bThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could% E o' U, f: B) m
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.4 a0 J, b. T, ~- _
8 x% u, W' o5 s8 hHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,' Y! z6 _1 O, H/ C
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,0 y' }5 t# K8 ~7 ^: B4 I) g& E5 r ^$ V
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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% ]- ~* h2 S+ J5 j! E! fThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the. f3 g6 L- k* ~1 }+ D& a, {
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." N- I6 X) U y/ |4 s) h
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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G1 J3 G1 m2 V4 y4 m' jNo response.
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1 X9 M2 G8 ?; I4 \4 `7 XSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and4 [: Y8 E/ t2 d4 b" @
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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3 k6 V' v$ T" C9 H3 U! iStill no response.
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+ {2 I! H/ k8 `/ z+ H. a# Y, HNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
7 m t# |: u3 s; Tand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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- ?: a" F& \. M% TAgain he gets no response.5 `6 a+ b# S; H- {! S
6 u0 l$ {0 E3 ^) E8 Q$ b& K( {So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
2 x+ X5 Y: w2 wfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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/ o, N& q% w5 e9 ~' l6 v/ zSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"9 r- f( P1 w4 t6 n% ~" g6 U' C
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(I just love this)
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: p+ w3 M8 @6 q"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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