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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 1 e- j# J! `3 S: P! O6 m
) K, i. b- C- m6 S$ c$ ]2 _The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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: S: r" B: N: D" p, X t$ [! JThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 5 r V( b) o5 I; V2 W1 G7 G
4 }0 r3 n. ^$ SThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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9 i5 d9 ` j& V2 N( O( t7 W9 M$ FAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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% d3 E8 C1 k( C" t' qThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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