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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. " ^( u2 Z" }7 o% Q4 w% c* B
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 3 _7 ^! q; V: I$ f1 l7 j
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 1 K& }& G, r- O0 U) l; T
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." ; d0 P: W/ ?- L0 F5 c- q0 X# b
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 5 s4 L* ~( P1 x V
& u1 f, s8 y# w8 ZAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." ( w3 E8 ]0 F6 a/ e f2 y I- I. W
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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