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+ ~6 i$ W; _2 t8 y# T4 wA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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f4 A) a1 ?4 i8 k2 b: Y IThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 4 J2 z' V) @ k+ `
9 s# Y- {5 Q& y# U! G' B. l9 YThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 7 O) i9 |, E$ z! U" ~
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. + ?* `. v5 N" N: K2 i
. w6 J! O2 y6 P& ^, B/ k! p/ o0 rAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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