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3 b7 Y, @7 G' @ACURA:
5 }0 q# p1 v6 _ U: z. WAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 4 E5 V0 p$ b1 @1 `! C) U! q' M( i* O
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
* N s. ]& ^# t: U5 KAll Makes Combined 3 d8 q& R( s, b @$ S# c) A6 I }
A Major Cost 6 u d$ c9 H* ?9 o
A Mutated Car 6 l) u" n2 ~4 p T
A Morons Car : A( A& w, u; \0 i7 l
Another Major Catastrophe
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A Miss Conception 6 L" l8 \% K: r) w4 `. o
All Muscle Car 5 @/ K, f1 u0 M- C- K# D$ m
All Most Car
0 I7 a5 R7 t0 _& Q/ m+ T! B; }Annoying Mechanics Constantly
. Y6 T3 x* I6 [3 e- eAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
* |# \, m1 w+ `8 o) }0 SAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
8 q# v& h9 e6 x y8 UAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 2 c6 c: E" l+ S \- Q
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
|& e9 j$ z8 l- d, GAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention + e6 g+ N: s j+ g) z
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 3 a* ^, i4 X3 v# i K* m1 l0 q# n) B
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 7 [, y, B# R& `2 O$ y! n4 a* l; ]
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 4 `5 G A) C8 l' e. F5 B
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7 @# t1 p0 o: HBMW: " F+ Y3 t& x) a1 P7 e7 H: C
Big Money Works 5 j. @! E/ R2 r$ P
Bought My Wife " g" c2 v# g1 K: A
Brutal Money Waster , Z6 r8 _7 v0 b4 @ l
Break My Window ( y8 M& C% U# j+ I( V9 G
Break My Windshield $ D" s# r$ l% X8 `6 c4 u& [
Babbling Mechanical Wench
, W6 G- N! {+ G# M0 uBeastly Monstrous Wonder . ]; e8 Q- z& R, d
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
+ }; }: v. {9 I. e5 \5 M, SBeautiful Mechanical Wonder / K, f; r1 U' Y$ z" k" {8 i8 I s
Barely Moving Wreck
' ^9 M3 U7 P! S7 A: g$ U4 T' K4 wBig Money Waste
/ a5 Y7 C0 h C3 f: L& xBig Money. Why? / T2 _! C5 A$ \5 C: M, |
Big Money Works
7 I4 Q1 O; W6 c: N% QBorn Moderately Wealthy
0 |' Y* _; R& n( x p3 jBreaks Most Wrenches " J$ J* ?2 T& |9 m& l" x; g
Bring Many Wrenches " {- |0 P @( l
Brings Me Women
7 |4 k5 r" W4 d" m, t4 R. W' LBrings More Women
0 f7 Y' m7 o9 ]/ O. [$ p+ o' RBroken Money Waster 2 `; F# R) ] e q5 A; T' ~0 X* e) E
Broke My Wallet
# _4 I% c% `+ F: m. |9 X9 `3 D$ [3 e BBroken Monstrous Wonder
, \6 O5 s) H6 x3 D5 r+ u' Q5 DBumbling Mechanical Wretch
8 v$ ~6 X1 C3 R4 l2 vBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
4 [7 R) u- u9 Z3 C( _( \% WBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
% c+ B! y. L- i b4 ^* U8 x, ]Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
$ o5 `3 E- c5 l' N. U" ABig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 8 l) x! f9 N8 \6 G
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( e9 b/ I! W/ o' e4 Z" s2 I+ @$ `Camaro: 2 G& d4 o1 {3 Z) T+ t
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 6 y2 g9 Z. ^( p6 o
Can't America Make A Real One? $ c; w5 K* d& D# u M
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 6 G6 u& E: R5 D1 J" i8 {( x& b$ Y
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often , B1 b4 q! X3 l4 L j
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; W/ y% Y) g' gCHEVROLET: / v2 |2 B4 d9 F! O' }. o o
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
7 f- X1 ?# x) b5 R$ h) Q4 y/ kCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time / Q+ `6 j0 [- g6 V
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ( u4 y d8 c8 {+ ?( S" H7 ^
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques , X. f+ H7 n' x( ], y7 ]
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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9 U. h' o2 k7 _# o" R6 nDODGE: 4 c4 @1 Z x$ L3 m5 W& b& B7 ]: N/ [/ j5 ?
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere % }1 b8 E" \$ L) R$ \
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
. m8 y, u; |! U- G, k' J5 yDead Old Dog Going East $ d* O7 N+ A: S5 @) P
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires & p* t% C& c" H& C" Z
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
2 c. ?8 X7 B, _: KDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 3 w+ O- b/ f& M
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
$ F! U' u: u8 H9 H6 U: z7 _Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
) c [* m5 |8 U) sDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 7 @1 g7 k1 U( l0 I, P# X
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8 @: d s' ~; y2 j/ E9 y3 w6 V1 EEDSEL: $ A! t' s X( R9 p2 X5 O
Every Day Something Else Leaks ' M! p; h/ V! P4 a3 A) v
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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" z& h$ F: k. CFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 8 `, B! E& ` m+ z2 T' Y0 M
Fix It Again, Tony ( V w' a7 O c _
Fix It All the Time : i. F3 Q9 D w7 H$ D, Y, [& K
Found In A Toilet
+ |, I4 E6 O1 v# T# |4 RFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation * L; Q! N1 p0 Z5 T7 L( ?
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FORD:
, N# d( w& d4 Y" j. `# \Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
/ ~, T/ t2 P1 F5 P9 W. RFix Or Repair Daily , V A: E& [$ x$ Q: H) s
Found On Road Dead 3 \. C! [) W1 D9 u7 Z" k0 r
Fast Only Rolling Downhill ?2 S' u8 h. V
First On Race Day " w/ n2 F# p7 ]2 j$ O+ @ {
First On Recall Day 3 A2 ]) R) t( Y
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
; O4 _) T& t# S* v% V( F' R8 r# nFails On Rainy Days 2 d6 f4 o9 J% n+ W
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 1 Y/ q( X, G. g: Z, l, `
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
. [! [& N3 g4 `4 n6 a) hFault Of R&D ) o( N: d) D( M9 n
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 9 K0 O, E3 D. v
Fireball On Rear Denting
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o. w3 x0 g4 U: wFirst On Rust and Deterioration
8 s8 l1 {/ _' C9 M4 s& [Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
+ f1 e7 O1 ~+ H0 CFlipping Over Results in Death % Q0 z; J; V! K, `3 Z4 o
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
$ \* A% b- a! N( N1 VFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
0 B+ s( |9 g! v1 p/ HFoot On Road Decelerates " U! o# N' p+ L6 [" |: N- _2 X8 i
Forced On Reluctant Drivers ; e! t! E V& _- a/ V, O
Formed Of Rejected DNA
! J) @6 L) V( E/ W1 N& F2 x FForwarded Once; Return Denied % | l8 ^5 I& W& R0 Z, E$ q
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 8 I3 `* O4 k Y0 }$ d2 w3 T. p
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
! {2 s" f4 ^/ X+ d. ?Fork Over Repair Dough 6 a6 n5 G& P" p- n9 Y o) a9 j
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ; R" V+ l2 w5 b8 X% H/ M& t7 y3 r$ b
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
+ c# p( U, H/ G- M' `Free Or Reduced Drastically % d# A% H' F) g" `' R
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
6 x( ]0 q9 G( G1 I" Q+ P) KFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
3 t3 N4 @( U3 ?. r W$ A. o ~& Z% GFunny Old Rattling Dump
: B8 ^3 L, L4 Y, f* T. SForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
6 t) ]6 b6 x) {1 KFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA : `4 b, F6 I9 Q( O8 H% P
Found Out-Right Dangerous
2 w- V E3 S$ Q3 F) J5 v: f* lFuture Of Racings Delight 3 g& A: Z. ~& j0 {. M
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
% j/ q# u, E) v; z(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
. s6 b0 U. {. {; i; E5 ~Lots To Do
) B+ ^) P( c7 A- ?8 ?Looses Transmissions Daily
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; A8 D- Z2 e5 jGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 2 Q; O+ C- n m
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GM:
Z$ ]5 H' }+ z3 j# k% [General Maintenance
/ F T( Z a% p; G0 V9 P" e5 NGreat Mistake # s- T* Y8 G& t, N
Garbage Motors
+ X$ g3 V3 G& KGenerally Miserable
& k' A" a) D# m- u8 ^; }Grossly Misconceived 7 Q0 V$ \ k1 n5 V5 O) R. A
Gluteus Maximus , Z2 k6 r1 F% W
Good Money
# Z* j" I- g9 _! SGoofy's Manufacturing
3 |3 E3 R& U4 l6 `9 M$ Y) H+ hGone Mental 5 d! H6 b/ \# W% x2 W' R6 [) c4 Q
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GMC: - W$ t! Q5 g9 t! S! k+ F
Grief & Misery Combined 7 k! [2 v7 p1 T. h
Garage Man's Companion ( K$ a9 f# I# |% a5 i
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
! c. s# r/ w( V) f- nGenerally Mediocre Cars , X1 D! v2 Y; a7 v7 q( X+ t
Get More Chicks ) J2 v6 U( s- F+ e5 J
Gets Mechanics Crazy * `* x( |5 n2 d! L
Gods Mechanical Curse 3 u5 l3 V8 m) `7 ~6 X
Got More Crap
# E& C! i& {3 a- j' R. vGreat Mountain Climber
& ]; E2 A% Z* p* q2 MGreat Motor Car # z- N) p6 N! g! F1 z* ?( |
God Made Chevy
/ S& P' j4 g3 h5 QGood Moron Car 2 L; @: a+ M, H! x2 ]( o
Got Mine Cheap 9 [4 p" _/ o; W; ? ]7 w
Get My Checkbook
. ?# y* f# g sGone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
1 B2 |! U/ v7 t) x/ d& R& CGas, Tires, Oil
$ I- H) I C$ ]Get Tools Out
6 L$ I$ ^- A* W, P I3 jGet To Onramp : M, D1 U( R- I. g5 d, [1 t& L
Good To Own
, N d3 S. d# P# @Get The Others
9 @) f9 a" R+ `% V& ]Generally Trashed Out 2 I; x) @6 t( Q( V
Good Time Out
0 U- U k7 t1 j: S* {Gone To Overdrive
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything . Z. U: ?1 O9 \- ~
Had One Never Did Again
! d9 b/ ]) e- r2 k. I1 YHang On, Not Done Accelerating C) {2 Z8 C9 g
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles + a# }+ k8 R. V
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ' F' `! r9 y/ n8 |4 O) U# A
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
) @2 m. G8 u7 p, U) d+ J UHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? . J0 K5 _, P2 A* C
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: : N2 s# t* y+ z& {4 f% {! T0 J# s
Just Eats Every Part
. h0 C& C1 i0 A% e5 FJust Empty Every Pocket & S5 I3 R5 C. p! |/ s5 u& Z$ v
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
5 g; b- D9 {% N! G! u4 \0 t2 C& A BJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
. p: C4 r2 F! ~Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
' k7 T. h( X' v9 K2 A1 UKick It Around
6 F+ G( V9 p# e( l8 |Kick It Again 3 ^# j* h2 E; M6 Y5 l! b
Killed In Action ! R; @2 J2 A/ `6 s
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/ F+ H1 r, I# n( `LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious + R: ~$ `2 j% J$ q6 ]
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ( g6 f N7 X$ Y) P: Y: A: N
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MG:
( E# z# |+ A; N' g$ H* t, s5 WMoney Guzzler
5 p4 S" ]% y; E; ]Mostly Garaged
0 H5 R5 U0 Z% m4 d3 Z; Q OMajor Goof ' h7 m9 g. r9 [5 `$ m6 Q+ _$ w
MGB: Might Go Backwards
% ^1 R0 W; ?; K# g5 o% w8 wMGB: Might Go, But . . .
4 q$ \+ L5 s1 s: Y' ^1 WMGB: Motor Going Bad
# D. ?. V, c( f; Q& \MGF: Might Go Forward # A9 j8 m$ G1 ]; C# b2 n% f3 X
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: F" M: i" r/ P& rMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate & w3 F0 K9 n7 n! `
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MOPAR
2 H; x3 B% ?% y3 ]% ~# ?Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly & M, s) H" |7 Y- z& e# W9 ^
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
! Y" k: z4 @' l& H, ?6 iMost Often Passed At Races ( [% `: q" l, C2 P
Mostly Old Parts And Rust ; t t" W# w9 ~3 M: \% M
Move Over People Are Racing 0 \8 P& x) E0 m7 ?
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly ) k, `- Y9 K$ q! O+ N1 L1 @
My Old Pig Ain't Running
* j, k7 W8 W# C& `" m0 B! l( _3 VMy Only Problems Are Repairs
; h7 Q( p+ }; I* a1 W$ n7 O5 xMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement % j( S; f9 W1 [( C
More Often Parts Are Replaced 0 d, {2 J; z" T" u* c
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MUSTANG: - Y! ^9 h+ w. i- M3 `
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 8 N2 s: Q' f5 h+ q( A
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
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Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO R; k0 ~' H3 ]( I8 P0 e% h' j
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8 A4 H6 Y" \$ o. cOLDSMOBILE:
" u4 {* [# o% i( t7 q6 k3 v) L" zOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
' F9 E% h/ X9 rOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 5 H; l6 G# J _% o( W6 d
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" B2 h: P7 a7 o0 ~5 P$ L( Z0 y" tPINTO: 3 {( V7 d+ @- q \
Put In Nickel To Operate ' v8 q+ G1 X- z$ }5 f
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ( ]* M6 `5 A' v/ G$ Q; t4 @5 b5 Q$ p5 C
Put In New Transmission Often 4 Z, F- f; `' R& |3 _, N
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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$ z/ J! v# t% g$ BPONTIAC: * K) F- `( g, |# A
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 9 b3 e+ }8 V# N2 V# P( v. \
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 3 W" U% H' ^( X+ R* P$ i2 e
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PORSCHE: $ U9 C5 u* A/ d3 u
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 2 ?( @" R+ l6 v7 f3 w; P5 A
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 6 G9 f5 y2 h% r* B8 L" f, U4 |, N
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Send Another Automobile Back
" q( b$ u7 M- @0 q' _+ dSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
8 _9 c( c$ {% K3 K0 e2 JSad Attempt At Beauty
+ d! A# S1 K, \$ S# z4 O3 jSorry Auto, Always Broken
' U9 X. j3 X1 @* r1 i$ X& ]Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 3 s. t W1 r6 L, y
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ; O/ q( Z3 U" d; Q5 Y: h; s
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
6 N! n" r2 W- |2 u' g1 |5 oThe One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
0 F1 q+ m, q$ h* t0 GTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required 8 Z0 I% v& F1 Y& f1 S! g% y2 V
% j6 R% M1 \. o: z) z3 _9 rVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object # @( ~; q& k0 u2 b
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% A; G7 d3 Q% Q% ~0 A! KVintage Wreck 4 i) m5 A, p6 A* K. M
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