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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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. a C8 I4 @/ p8 [) v0 Z- J2 |: YACURA:
! n" @. I4 F. @Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
: Q: U! N4 u( vAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined $ z3 e3 q4 X: K% k' g
A Major Cost " j% ~5 u1 ]: M& t+ p
A Mutated Car
4 a% o8 A4 B3 l: w; R$ G+ D8 g& a5 MA Morons Car
( x4 ^2 ?' g. ~. A( o, {Another Major Catastrophe
2 m7 d8 e0 j' x# aA Man's Car
) c3 ]# m" ]) tA Miss Conception
+ a- {- A: O9 VAll Muscle Car ! _ d" W: s$ E
All Most Car
, ?' y0 f' q- VAnnoying Mechanics Constantly ; v/ z- l4 h" L+ k- d2 ?
Automotive Mental Cruelty 2 y# n$ A- l1 A" j
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AUDI: - K% f$ W7 `- c7 t3 y. R
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented + ]# P. o3 h; W) \0 T
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence # g( H! j9 i9 U' x+ M0 u
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 4 D5 I( _) R: m% }! [
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
+ W9 W9 P$ C2 sAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 1 a) j, q8 v" b0 Z( l3 `% W
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
5 f7 R" ^, M" S" {& eAll Unnecessary Devices Installed + c5 T [9 b! T) g. j6 q7 h6 w) b
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5 I: W3 @0 }' SBMW: % o# G% d8 ]( [2 A0 Z
Big Money Works 5 _, e" Z* h# N$ Q
Bought My Wife
+ C! S& ^# M9 t) uBrutal Money Waster 1 J) L5 l# ], [& C! Z& B
Break My Window
$ z- _5 W, @# d0 z2 g* u: ]$ M s$ bBreak My Windshield % l4 p& D" f3 e& [0 g; ^3 M
Babbling Mechanical Wench
2 y3 A" f0 f1 @Beastly Monstrous Wonder ! B! E& E9 y3 A. b
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
0 J3 g# ~+ L: C8 x2 t: \! x. DBeautiful Mechanical Wonder n; }8 i, t; G/ Y7 Y( E
Barely Moving Wreck $ x3 n$ O9 s' p
Big Money Waste
* `5 w* J/ |5 D1 b0 ]& a/ P1 JBig Money. Why? , Y T' K4 U1 {$ ~7 E+ ?" Q
Big Money Works 4 t; ]1 K9 H% S. ~0 d
Born Moderately Wealthy
' n! S& A g0 c) r) `. iBreaks Most Wrenches
9 r# D$ e; q& {4 r4 v8 U( |Bring Many Wrenches & P+ T! }2 x+ N4 D4 B
Brings Me Women
7 i3 C3 a6 K. V0 aBrings More Women
7 o) S# g9 q: N. [$ WBroken Money Waster 8 U# _# F% R# a
Broke My Wallet 1 t& B* g: y& v
Broken Monstrous Wonder
a9 F; q1 z8 n0 j9 KBumbling Mechanical Wretch 9 r, ]& Q5 O* M
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
, l; O6 S2 w) k6 @Bavarian Manure Wagon ( N. s- S$ `9 @ Q* T% g
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& o; [4 C& s5 u$ G: fBUICK:
5 O2 }3 @- ?5 X& `. x4 KBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
4 C7 N/ G9 e1 t; A( tBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 9 ~3 ?. g/ `+ b' ?. ]4 @
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+ H H. S% J! z; ~0 ]& WCamaro: 4 ?0 H/ B. z$ C! f R) e) y
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ' R; m, g4 W/ E
Can't America Make A Real One? 8 U9 ^3 m/ R1 b7 s* d3 m/ q
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
* k7 z3 x$ Y: N, e3 Y8 U8 V r$ FCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
* t- g9 @: B) U6 w, ^; FCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
8 X) u$ v( _* WCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time . V" s+ Z: ?0 m) S9 L
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
4 v! g, P; L- F! G" QConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques $ |& m! B% U* ^5 Z
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology - _" B. ^+ q( k/ p
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9 }4 O8 z) P" [) y' qDODGE: & ]' S9 [5 I _: D
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 5 i) k6 f; q- j2 X7 n3 w* F& s
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater / z, @, S/ J5 [7 f6 Q
Dead Old Dog Going East 5 C% W' n a( F3 x+ J. e
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
9 F9 u) {! W; WDead On Delivery, Go Easy
. \, D8 |0 L, hDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 9 l+ A' h' y2 i/ r# F) `1 x
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 4 y7 K( m3 n/ J5 j
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment , v; T4 s4 [# f
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive : u3 d- A6 P3 { P) ]0 E: g! H
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6 b- p6 ^8 N6 b2 p/ `7 qEvery Day Something Else Leaks ! e8 f' B; |1 u) S- }+ |8 w+ Y2 ~) V
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs . u1 B, ]: r) h3 N
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FIAT:
: @. Z* [: }' H- |+ @) l: U5 s" zFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
3 n% |1 X, D+ R3 s/ A" n% }: cFix It Again, Tony
4 \- N# p. U# P' }0 [Fix It All the Time
% ^6 R' e8 K$ j( S' j0 DFound In A Toilet
; P V0 h) n. ` t1 ]- SFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation . Z0 E. |4 w# t2 v
) q4 o3 c: z( v" Z% C, cFORD: - R' h1 W( @# |- `0 z/ ?
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 3 q) V4 m+ O- K$ }9 D- j J
Fix Or Repair Daily
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Fast Only Rolling Downhill - Q* W0 M- S3 G6 o. w
First On Race Day % g7 ~! f+ L0 d5 r# ? C& i' G: G
First On Recall Day
8 x* {3 A6 G4 Y7 [5 W" X: y' U# Y0 XFabricated Of Refried Dung 8 c. B7 W; A: K! r7 ]
Fails On Rainy Days
/ L# g0 ` y3 oFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream - @5 I1 ]- C. @1 t. C
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
6 d4 q' n6 H) mFault Of R&D
) X6 n! ]: s' }7 W, G. Q: |% sFinally Obsolete Racing Device 5 D" Z" e- V! v0 C- t
Fireball On Rear Denting
1 w6 N4 p- |$ Q( M8 P- D KFirst On Road to Dump
' _, \' j3 l2 N. R. RFirst On Rust and Deterioration - V/ a+ s& f0 t4 {$ L6 x
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
4 I' K, ^6 @( `" j) l, U% EFlipping Over Results in Death 5 M, u) _! {. W' I. t/ `
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
- ^* Z0 N' v) i/ ?& _; ~Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 8 n. [/ Q( R8 O$ e2 q: r) P
Foot On Road Decelerates / R: x" G! V+ w1 f( e: u4 C+ d
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
/ ]: l/ ^9 h& M% ]4 S' y4 CFormed Of Rejected DNA
* J; N5 U N$ ~- e4 o4 B- JForwarded Once; Return Denied 7 {. L ~! d& z* X8 a
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
" Q- I( ]# G$ q# Z( HForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
1 i" l6 R2 h, G& Y' ~ XFork Over Repair Dough . `, }9 n/ s _2 e
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
, Y" q7 @* F; kFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
/ Y4 ?9 E- p( R. Z% W. y1 Z; A# wFree Or Reduced Drastically 9 L0 J: B2 G8 u7 u
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ( V: v+ Y* [& r5 ?6 Q
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
" K7 i5 J2 s! Z" `# Z9 X2 |Funny Old Rattling Dump $ F( L8 Z1 ?( k1 Y/ D
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ) h* z+ e X; m4 S5 E
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA : X: ]" H0 ^/ g& o+ T' s+ c
Found Out-Right Dangerous / r; b+ N( J" f" L( k
Future Of Racings Delight ! z' ]# A/ L" h& O2 `
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
! f8 Q G& F# I: P5 p- K(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
' t5 B0 N" h, l3 iLots To Do 8 L) h" N5 v( z9 V, R0 ?
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
+ {3 K, L% O+ T+ T6 d$ D2 hGeneral Maintenance
- b* b# b7 D5 `& M7 U% ]Great Mistake
% Z# Q! r1 x7 g' a d1 c1 hGarbage Motors 5 `( w0 m* t1 ]3 y, ]7 f% ^2 P" S+ J
Generally Miserable 8 |' r5 c, r8 Q1 e
Grossly Misconceived
" _8 i+ S5 N1 K0 XGluteus Maximus
+ W8 N2 r- w* { C4 a1 Y) u9 |7 zGood Money
# s0 l% ^6 O! l$ E* F# \7 |3 eGoofy's Manufacturing
* R9 x# J) Y6 _; y" j7 pGone Mental
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3 y' \% _$ b: t1 X+ V: mGMC:
+ q2 @# H+ o( W; \Grief & Misery Combined . b* P# R; V. G y+ Y
Garage Man's Companion / B! H' b4 W' B) [% l# h
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
3 M, M9 L2 i. ?: D6 P( R. \Generally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy
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) a0 A0 H' T+ Y$ CGot More Crap / \: Q# z9 i9 Q4 d" M
Great Mountain Climber
9 I/ b! i }7 w, l. W. i7 ?' QGreat Motor Car
, m. C* T3 M" N$ I) H- i1 @God Made Chevy / t: i+ z) e) t; M. L3 X
Good Moron Car
4 H: |9 _7 T* d$ {Got Mine Cheap
% G4 x6 ` Y1 B7 X& w3 zGet My Checkbook
0 w8 m+ K' k Y, h, Q7 y# g" V. pGone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
$ M7 ?# N% w; S2 U& Z+ CGas, Tires, Oil 1 A0 g7 F. C+ e6 b6 _
Get Tools Out
# W) ^' Q9 L$ {* bGet To Onramp
2 I* W8 [; {) i% q, UGood To Own
9 S- Q& L" D6 EGet The Others 6 F$ v" e, Z+ V1 I
Generally Trashed Out * A4 k( T5 B% Z, [& l7 X8 s
Good Time Out
# B# u1 A; y) ]9 w& E0 l" iGone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
2 r# K) m/ l* ~; {- ]5 v5 CHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
" V' ^2 G' j: C& j( {% P- JHad One Never Did Again
1 S# Z$ U8 l+ _+ T* E2 c2 B2 qHang On, Not Done Accelerating
# \& P' j0 `( C6 l, |Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles # P5 J' g2 |8 ?
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles . x! z4 t, w( t0 _( R! R
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
& k$ Y" r" q+ E# h8 w$ j; d) ZHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
6 r8 |0 k4 v$ t. X7 m& [! vPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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1 T f q" z$ P5 W* V/ v9 G2 WHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... : n( i# P1 Y6 L
& `$ c% ]( v# H7 m) i4 \6 VJEEP:
8 j9 Y, A! e9 t1 M" j- hJust Eats Every Part 2 B4 U) O) ^9 J' O
Just Empty Every Pocket
?! R) a6 I. p& |Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
( y! r+ P) T" J: K. QJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 0 y9 E$ I7 k( ?. D) n) X
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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" H7 E. U& g% J, rKick It Around ! g9 t3 C' B2 z/ ^+ W
Kick It Again
; `1 `8 b3 p' @2 DKilled In Action . }: x( a% O6 m* j
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
( Y3 \( O. `! {$ W+ B+ AMoney Guzzler
: N1 a. a: x! |' g8 |1 EMostly Garaged
/ p: K c- H0 U5 uMajor Goof
: V. f/ e5 t% g* L1 N" b5 b1 NMGB: Might Go Backwards
( Y6 l2 o9 b2 S# I/ |1 }* _, v+ |" nMGB: Might Go, But . . .
1 D" G; w* a0 ^9 Y' } `MGB: Motor Going Bad $ `" Z& S$ M1 d) S" Q
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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8 p& @! j, ?! V7 L" b) KMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly . R7 M6 b$ I! L7 Y# O
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously * G1 M, n$ Y6 y5 L$ X
Most Often Passed At Races
! O2 a0 b( K0 U" ]0 ?: gMostly Old Parts And Rust
* @+ e7 j0 t1 a/ N% QMove Over People Are Racing & f' n; V' X5 L J2 e$ l
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
) ~+ D1 |. r) o" cMy Old Pig Ain't Running
$ F& F" ~: L1 F6 |: ?+ iMy Only Problems Are Repairs
( o. Y- r/ r" h3 c* O8 \9 e ^Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ; m) g9 B/ Y- j, i, _% L! w) F
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: : l3 d9 M7 R+ H. y/ z
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
+ C6 s. b) D9 P" U% \8 qMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ( c% y+ W3 I; }$ Q! `
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ' d, k5 g0 X8 [: s0 X7 |) N9 T
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 4 {' H w2 c! \0 z5 p# m
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OLDSMOBILE:
& O% O& s( S/ J) h$ \% SOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ! n8 F. y+ D( ?* c/ o( B9 O
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
& S, O( _ x! t0 A' w* l6 M4 w2 @Put In Nickel To Operate ' q8 |3 }8 l" p3 A" G! O3 l$ N
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 2 j: `+ v; _; Z% O7 C; W$ o
Put In New Transmission Often 2 z8 W, H1 \: x) f
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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& B/ E4 }1 D5 [6 {+ A( V: L. u! qPONTIAC:
3 z4 f5 e5 ?0 f# s7 APlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
4 l; ~8 c+ Y$ K% B* `; c; @9 a$ YPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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6 f6 _% ~ \$ o. uPORSCHE:
2 ? C: J9 s' y N# C* o' {! ]Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
& t$ N/ g6 `( U( m8 tPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 1 J) e1 {9 }9 r: q/ i0 v
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SAAB:
- @, W( l; ~' W# @& O0 cSend Another Automobile Back
- `6 v" G$ b1 W! |/ R5 rSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
2 h2 h; a$ A4 ~* |Sad Attempt At Beauty " t1 ~% D9 `' |% g9 ]
Sorry Auto, Always Broken ! G) y: l0 A e! N2 a& v4 Z4 ?. g
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ; Z8 Y* e+ q1 v' M
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+ b8 G- W t- S! t( \( sToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ; P1 j9 \; T6 X- c
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 4 L2 T" ^ K$ {) c4 u
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
1 L6 j; s- j: G: d RThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 0 O6 x: a( a1 n& B3 H" I
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ; D; y$ k7 N. y- T
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 4 i2 }. m/ C Q6 [ j7 w
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Vintage Wreck $ [2 ^; K9 T: E0 K% o' ~
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