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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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6 s* b" T4 T( l4 Z, W; S/ eACURA:
8 w0 U Z- z. |6 }% {) n" NAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
0 Z0 @# V. @2 GAsia's Curse Upon Rural America : P X1 G% B2 g4 H8 d, l4 c
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3 g2 d9 [( Z* Q2 h/ Z% Y, _AMC: 8 R J' {3 r+ A S; M3 O# y
All Makes Combined ' E! b4 ^! ?& _) B7 l
A Major Cost
1 r. i- D& g: {# l5 b: ]( EA Mutated Car
' D- ?0 \. s. E( `" i r6 pA Morons Car ' g+ Q i6 `! r
Another Major Catastrophe $ ]' x# O- t; \7 ^* k- [1 A
A Man's Car
. j B/ k* t3 [- B- DA Miss Conception ; v' X8 Z$ S7 O
All Muscle Car 4 G, B0 Z1 e. d7 F! I0 j& ]
All Most Car `9 e/ q! v" k5 l
Annoying Mechanics Constantly ! o7 }% W& `! d( y
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
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Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 9 `' r6 j9 [! T( c2 e& F" v/ D' Z3 l
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
/ h/ _. ]' O- t7 H" |/ IAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 7 I1 S7 e5 P) Y8 E/ |4 ?. m
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
* l; H% v: L2 _) V8 u, B3 X. AAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
: J+ L0 |' n0 V3 O7 u ^2 s& {All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: : k* m2 U* M! I% g% O: o! {
Big Money Works & }$ l+ ~4 _& h) Q% J$ V. A5 P
Bought My Wife
+ h" t8 f, ? p2 b% h& q' ^Brutal Money Waster
5 A! c* J. y2 I2 C; jBreak My Window 4 k8 X/ T$ C h! ?( G" X/ h
Break My Windshield
! \8 l( n6 s/ Y5 e6 bBabbling Mechanical Wench
: n1 A2 ~6 G0 c1 g' q" ~. XBeastly Monstrous Wonder
5 P( v. {. H( Y0 l# Y# KBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
4 w* e# |9 c8 ^9 H- w; B: ?; k1 ZBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
, j' I. I5 Q4 i9 \) K3 i, Z8 ?/ }Barely Moving Wreck # T' W7 h6 t$ S& b8 h/ l
Big Money Waste ; z' F' a$ g$ U+ w9 B& Y) w) A2 |
Big Money. Why?
' P7 e. A# b* V1 KBig Money Works
9 w1 o4 O% y' u7 `+ J% ~* wBorn Moderately Wealthy
9 }2 y; \9 V; S4 E( g8 IBreaks Most Wrenches
; L# N& V H& R6 I9 r, w, ]Bring Many Wrenches & B! H$ r) W$ ?4 q
Brings Me Women
, Q$ D+ M6 `. ?, D& R8 a: N; q( ^Brings More Women . v) \4 }0 s+ h8 H! l
Broken Money Waster
2 j2 N- j) V1 z( N, dBroke My Wallet 9 y% H! r) }( k F& S) r3 @6 G
Broken Monstrous Wonder * ~, N% x v5 e' c1 @+ g
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch & X1 J7 f. A* m B% F
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck ) Q- L4 Z+ m. X' T' U
Bavarian Manure Wagon " @ w2 ] d a- f: G9 t2 g
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BUICK:
2 z* k: v. L2 M3 mBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
) k6 G A7 h6 [Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 0 F1 m- f; _1 S" H& ?$ B: c
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Camaro: 3 q, l4 n& Z: P' J
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
c2 C/ x3 v* T7 K: E9 sCan't America Make A Real One? - J5 Q# L' b0 ?! A1 s1 V7 Z
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 5 G1 o9 k9 V$ w1 _/ u( q
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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! H, K; Y' k* y3 v! E: |( e; y3 E+ n9 dCHEVROLET:
3 }( P [2 t$ CCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 3 t1 C; L& i% P0 \& q0 l0 N
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
' i6 Z2 o j' x. dCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time , l, u/ |+ J1 r) ^# i& h3 e7 a. I
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 7 W) q' L: d& z& o" G+ @1 l$ G
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 5 y1 x m7 i& X W& _# C
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DODGE: ' ?" \7 v9 U- }& u- A
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 2 a: X5 O' }, ?0 r7 h# Z
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
2 _4 Q, Z2 x& G: DDead Old Dog Going East * G# [0 o& Q4 x
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
i. o" u" |# g, \ S p C1 sDead On Delivery, Go Easy " S* ~, k9 A; h( b3 S( u) o" `6 Y
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
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$ ?8 W$ X. V9 f$ pDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
+ O+ m3 i" b% E/ |* f* FDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive - H) y/ h, t# k1 D# E5 O
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EDSEL:
- I" n; F! i" j4 b2 aEvery Day Something Else Leaks
! y" ?$ B1 z# |Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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2 ~2 J( m4 T' h- }1 oFIAT: 2 W4 h8 y6 I/ S& u) v
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 7 B! C& i" L8 }/ X% u- U% A3 d
Fix It Again, Tony * a$ I6 v \2 }
Fix It All the Time
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1 q: G( s- x! aFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: + |* P; y3 G, F9 `/ _0 c( @' D
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
5 X$ D1 @( V) C4 xFix Or Repair Daily ; s; @) q) d& b4 W7 A$ Y* f `) [4 q
Found On Road Dead 1 |: E) u2 F- Y8 t
Fast Only Rolling Downhill . l* |/ L, X$ p: C) W" \, f/ d
First On Race Day
2 F. _8 ?0 }( ]1 _2 Z) A" ^ g0 CFirst On Recall Day # W2 v. @! [* |) Z' Z$ h6 M
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
1 S8 w; z( ~; }Fails On Rainy Days
: M; |2 |9 v; C" @; XFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
' Q5 j/ K* [" Y! _9 [Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Z8 n1 `. c3 h; V+ TFault Of R&D
, z9 C6 Z8 Y- R5 t5 XFinally Obsolete Racing Device ! J! Z8 b: J' ^8 d
Fireball On Rear Denting + D( U( r7 ?' W9 K
First On Road to Dump ) _: ^$ G3 m4 U0 v# `
First On Rust and Deterioration 6 y) |# {2 V! K
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
% ~# L8 w5 @. X* ]& m/ pFlipping Over Results in Death
2 E7 W& l0 \ ]* Q- nFlipped Over Roadside Disaster & H' f& U6 Q& h, n4 d/ j" i
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled ' M m' P; w! r0 q1 T$ H5 e ~: U
Foot On Road Decelerates
5 r6 s G! `5 RForced On Reluctant Drivers - W7 l! b6 B. g A' @
Formed Of Rejected DNA
( I' l E4 f. N' r7 z) F& VForwarded Once; Return Denied
" l, Z& ~: z- y. }7 u9 [" zForward Only; Reverse Defective
1 o' q0 ^8 M( C/ p* ^6 OForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
. W* L$ Q% `7 |! Q! Z" L) OFork Over Repair Dough
2 k* e7 \2 G+ a# f/ A% f! n' z; [Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ' [2 q5 Z1 y8 ?0 E
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 1 J) @: z" E$ y/ U' n& Y& ?
Free Or Reduced Drastically
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Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
4 B0 E% u% N! n3 @' v7 x0 F8 X# s, cFunny Old Rattling Dump ! M8 X& ~ d5 C `
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
S4 F3 {7 W. D" ` [! P6 aFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA # P3 B4 F: F8 L! H
Found Out-Right Dangerous
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(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot % ?2 a8 g$ n! l b4 @! U; d
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 8 W- K' D/ b% _% C6 T w0 J7 D2 P+ x
LTD:
4 }# V8 b; {9 x2 PLacks Total Dependability & d' p) @5 J$ f+ c+ L8 S. ]+ q
Lots To Do + ~( i* }( ^- E9 x- e( i: A" t# L+ E
Looses Transmissions Daily
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( `6 F1 p4 r+ y! C7 H6 @+ d/ E, BGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance 4 y7 T+ c- p5 x r
Great Mistake " _/ e7 g7 F! V4 P) _1 c: ^
Garbage Motors $ I9 j" n/ M% E+ j, r
Generally Miserable
8 B) u9 H1 x5 `; h6 u$ X3 `Grossly Misconceived
# n6 z8 w% d2 I# Y7 K- @8 QGluteus Maximus
/ |" Z: C6 d/ P" d, B/ v* `Good Money . R9 [1 i& x# x# I% a
Goofy's Manufacturing
( p+ T- q1 J. X2 R2 bGone Mental $ W6 s/ d+ |9 [ r( l. S- Z
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GMC:
- Y, ~4 A2 _) s7 `8 rGrief & Misery Combined
! {+ ~* Q" O1 `( p( yGarage Man's Companion 5 Z3 r R8 T; U! ?$ a- q
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
- L% _" c( _1 C( aGenerally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy / p0 A" D2 n$ R# m% k7 x7 L
Gods Mechanical Curse 7 I1 I; K7 F5 L
Got More Crap ( }1 y* ]" D% t8 ^% n7 Z8 R
Great Mountain Climber
& @: J3 F) i! {Great Motor Car
" Z9 s6 `- c9 @God Made Chevy
7 o X \1 y" p0 Q3 r i4 QGood Moron Car
7 d- S3 Q' F- [0 @9 uGot Mine Cheap 0 f' x- c. F0 t) z/ i
Get My Checkbook
) E) e6 t/ t! [9 zGone Mad Corp.
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/ V: K' Q! \6 NGas, Tires, Oil + Z* D2 D: y8 |' h6 t2 h$ ^) e" B
Get Tools Out
' E% h' u3 E" r: E d4 q; t- u# CGet To Onramp # u0 _4 p8 x8 J0 @ Q
Good To Own
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Generally Trashed Out 9 Z- v# c* S' x: v) N. J+ `7 p# F
Good Time Out 9 q) x U5 P6 o3 K: k: ?
Gone To Overdrive & e' D) F& R! i! L1 s6 m( s. b
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HONDA:
$ ]7 f9 x# f! QHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
5 @7 I. @0 D, x, oHad One Never Did Again
) J, l* X0 c' G( {/ M8 X$ N. Q' Y3 H6 _Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
% _5 B6 l, p2 m( CHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles . ]- |: M# c. C4 o, R, |( U# X
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ! O$ C7 S2 f5 T) x/ @: L
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
* m- d. _8 q: ~/ O6 M9 s9 `8 S- IHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
. I4 I' e7 Z. e- V8 @7 jPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 8 J: B" u$ \" }% R0 [
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 0 |* _0 o' A* A1 i7 c
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JEEP:
0 f2 Q: J! x' WJust Eats Every Part
5 x; e1 f8 x e4 m+ RJust Empty Every Pocket
6 j) o' k' W( o4 pJunk Engineering Executed Poorly 3 z" D) b" h$ T/ ~7 [. S
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
3 G. {4 k0 [* z' L: Y, KJinxed Engine has Extra Parts 8 n) M! b$ `$ \
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Kick It Around
/ n# ^* N; P# {# T% A/ [0 MKick It Again
5 |; V$ d) c2 l% m7 V8 i" u+ ~Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 7 J. L# p. J( {% W
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: O ^4 }( i- XMoney Guzzler
* w* E' {9 L$ ], |9 zMostly Garaged
3 ], b0 Y; }$ b1 u. R. X: ~Major Goof 8 S6 O( g6 _6 s6 @8 x5 e4 C
MGB: Might Go Backwards , { S3 b1 \6 ~
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
4 I1 W& K& `' Y% t" E# p) R- RMGB: Motor Going Bad 6 J; V2 R. N1 a2 N0 ]
MGF: Might Go Forward
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) m+ z. D3 H6 ~' m2 }MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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& l8 T$ F9 U6 d1 x& A P% _+ cMOPAR
9 V* t/ J, k& VMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
. R$ T& Y5 a$ Z* y* [7 KMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
7 S8 j: q4 D$ o4 Z6 ]2 N4 q, W0 ZMost Often Passed At Races
/ E3 b, S [/ }/ a0 JMostly Old Parts And Rust # d* I6 \/ D5 i, D9 H
Move Over People Are Racing 5 T7 R3 ]8 U& H
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly ) }( j5 T5 ~ N& h- i$ H
My Old Pig Ain't Running
* p( [3 ]; X2 h- e, ~( U: p4 p% MMy Only Problems Are Repairs 6 y' I; I8 o# |3 M% G+ p1 a; B
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
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2 h! N: Q8 `& }0 I7 lMUSTANG:
( f2 y, A5 s1 c" Z* y nMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
3 n2 s H; a% w. t9 [# dMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ; N$ S7 o0 m. o4 |4 E9 D
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go * [+ V% j5 t% M& o
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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% E1 R* R# j, c; g% M% R u2 XOLDSMOBILE:
% L) A4 s& C3 [" M9 NOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
, E& X! [9 G8 ]8 H: R7 uOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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5 P7 D) t) C) y8 Z% {/ d1 s7 L: qPINTO:
# r" K! _( _" E- Q% ^3 I4 zPut In Nickel To Operate
8 B! w0 k: D2 M" D: C& {& b% tPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
/ P6 V) b! k) Y7 I4 c8 `Put In New Transmission Often
! t- Z. S4 l$ c* GPushed In Neutral Too Often 9 b( q' K3 \& I% ]
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6 t1 Q& L' R. p7 h* kPONTIAC:
# o8 \. G7 `1 z8 d, R# G5 U" yPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ) p8 @% R6 ]' k# b
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: - U# X$ h7 m5 d: y% ]
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ( n+ y5 o& f$ Z" }: G( H
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
7 {. t* z O( B' SSend Another Automobile Back
$ ^, r, `% z& w0 U" Q1 KSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
4 [& x4 d( ?3 c) C$ hSad Attempt At Beauty
l4 }- o V9 l6 y( sSorry Auto, Always Broken / E; J# @& P: `6 s
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 7 [- I& Y* ]- f
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 6 s- d% T, f+ M7 U
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TOYOTA: : v( G4 j' V$ _: |8 M
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto $ J9 f$ h7 z! r1 P: n/ A
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass g$ @/ J5 E0 t& g9 |. I: C
The One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! ' F0 f, h4 Q! h+ Q
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required + y3 j8 k- s, I, l3 H' u
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object " n$ H/ y/ d9 u$ ?( L- m# [* @& r9 b
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$ w7 R% [* W3 `5 Z DVintage Wreck
$ o' X" v. t4 n* m: vVirtually Worthless |
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