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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 7 B( @$ D( A$ ]9 ?3 E+ V
# }' e R1 a5 Q) h" KACURA: + t U5 S1 L/ J; n0 r& C" r
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
+ ~. O( x' ?. aAsia's Curse Upon Rural America - m7 ]- G# Y' C$ s- ? ^, g
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AMC:
% M& m) j& q/ J ~& r- ?All Makes Combined ! ~: \* n% @8 x& T
A Major Cost 0 k- o. Z, g3 G
A Mutated Car
# l$ Z! x: B$ X5 ]4 F9 G+ v& yA Morons Car
5 ~0 d/ ]+ v3 l" g9 ZAnother Major Catastrophe - _( Z" k& }* A& L7 \7 A
A Man's Car 7 T% H, o4 j9 S( ~8 h
A Miss Conception / b) V& |! m% m9 y2 Q3 a
All Muscle Car + x3 z+ I+ R& c. l- x4 R, X8 |
All Most Car
" W/ F* ]( a# B. Y/ t3 m @; uAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
5 K, i0 J7 b$ _Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: 1 G. A' Y/ ~8 a' F a
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
) s! D, R) q7 |) P9 WAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
, X' L+ A% \% b) p' g1 F8 BAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
" V6 b, z- v8 h4 J) OAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
2 m- ^* K# y3 E6 YAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence & A2 t% u$ y& _( d$ @& f1 m
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. . U' q7 @: c9 p2 g' T; r
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 0 P# T& [% m+ b U0 m' i# f' r/ m
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BMW: / @; ]* C: _4 |6 p# u
Big Money Works : l. |) @4 V' z, K$ n( o% s1 Y
Bought My Wife ! g' I3 @" z7 D7 L6 m
Brutal Money Waster
9 l% _: Q' H E6 c, j! |7 o( TBreak My Window
; s I+ v0 r; N! h7 zBreak My Windshield - _4 f! b) Z1 w6 F" M T/ f# W( t+ C
Babbling Mechanical Wench 2 d; [; c6 h# L* H7 j
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
6 B9 h, c* Z! L' W" vBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
9 S) q% _0 d9 |, X* L0 e# O; b. oBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 5 }2 R, t5 \1 S$ k/ T
Barely Moving Wreck * _. }3 {" k; Y2 S* X7 c! U
Big Money Waste # l& T$ s/ z; f
Big Money. Why?
! V {% v8 `2 KBig Money Works
: `, [4 |% ]' J" V- f$ G6 |+ BBorn Moderately Wealthy
" y, o a2 V" [/ h1 F/ mBreaks Most Wrenches - L* N) F8 o- C6 {) G. b
Bring Many Wrenches
. O, [7 m' j& W3 F! KBrings Me Women
0 G4 c3 a0 y, z6 b, eBrings More Women
! Q) \7 z- A9 p+ t g7 \8 wBroken Money Waster + e( ?: I+ t% J% X: j4 N
Broke My Wallet
# Z' w7 i% C4 [Broken Monstrous Wonder
& f: f, I s: \& n, o4 p" S9 ^7 gBumbling Mechanical Wretch 6 o" v/ g& L3 N' R/ x8 f* ]
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
7 w7 P4 j3 v# A. PBavarian Manure Wagon ' f4 S) n: {+ N* v# \5 [2 ]# [
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BUICK:
) y/ b, Z6 L' _( Q( K% A/ b7 Y+ IBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
5 q8 s6 D1 c0 V$ j- `1 Y: z5 mBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 2 G$ D4 ]6 O& g9 o# \, T. d" I8 E
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Camaro:
D, V8 ?' V l! R. _. G$ kCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
( z- P. `6 x" b4 o$ b+ K3 gCan't America Make A Real One? $ _2 X* m/ L, [& Z7 y1 I
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
: r; X, V) @/ X8 J |Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often - q/ K J0 T; {6 Y3 L# t, d3 J% Z( U
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CHEVROLET:
& C3 Q( K2 F+ J$ B) a/ h# qCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
4 e7 S3 q6 F7 C6 {0 _Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
v; q6 s# N0 ~' k* v+ ^3 `Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 3 h v; t* F. d* f( ^% w3 g, |
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
0 h1 I" X1 ~- g( m; `& h+ hCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology # ]" e/ u" _# f0 |
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DODGE: ?/ W( ?7 n9 L$ J9 Y
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
5 Q6 S2 l# b y9 D3 GDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
0 O) J8 Y( {+ `, HDead Old Dog Going East
8 @+ h; k$ g8 @ o. u, wDead On Day Guarantee Expires 4 w# X* P; S" T+ A( t4 h4 \7 {0 S! h
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 9 E( i. O( Q: s, J% a
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ) @- h& m% `7 {# z! [+ c
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter " m" f3 |' X( t, g/ y( U1 h
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
, v# |* |9 Y/ s: f. V& O' GDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
: b/ _/ c; j/ A1 B7 f1 j0 jEvery Day Something Else Leaks
( }! o5 a8 }2 ~2 t# ZEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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8 Y; T" E. l1 |: v8 o* a S, Y, mFIAT: / e- Z8 m. }, r9 g5 _+ m3 Y
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology : m- C& o a# u9 u7 D1 |
Fix It Again, Tony 1 I# V1 ~% Q. S* S. Y z
Fix It All the Time
0 o9 l5 F7 Q" B7 E6 m$ yFound In A Toilet " |# M6 T6 S% q# B% U
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation / ~' U B4 O/ e1 ]- @
( h' h% N1 e+ g$ I, kFORD: - _8 A1 m: |5 k! i, K8 n \
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
) B9 e7 r$ P" k4 n. E S7 @/ ~# j. V- {5 `Fix Or Repair Daily
/ e- X4 Y& o% e, a' cFound On Road Dead
* {# \( ]' @8 {, Y sFast Only Rolling Downhill # ~6 B y0 e5 }' a. T- D
First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung ' ]/ C% H/ Y$ I5 {& F) Y+ |
Fails On Rainy Days ! U6 G; \7 H, ~
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ; o. t; k9 t& k2 H* c
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
9 _1 Z. S8 i3 Q, O9 X0 s$ y! jFault Of R&D
9 `& V" Y; _$ W dFinally Obsolete Racing Device $ J$ ^6 S7 h# I; z( j5 a* O( v0 s5 k
Fireball On Rear Denting " b# h1 D& ~( W; ?$ l# X
First On Road to Dump * B/ D9 a' ~) t8 b
First On Rust and Deterioration # Z$ v1 J1 J0 J9 l% \. Q
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
2 e! o7 k' d6 _5 Q0 D4 L1 C/ t4 l# pFlipping Over Results in Death : y0 r, X% R( i9 F" Q: T) k d. W
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster . m4 l$ y4 I' i/ P1 \/ K
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
2 W* V. I1 Y/ }. M6 XFoot On Road Decelerates 7 E) Z8 Y' }- { _. Z6 _
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 2 i! }% o8 A, a$ x. Z. `% Q
Formed Of Rejected DNA 0 ^1 a0 m- w2 t' v. u, w. h$ ^
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
' B" T9 y2 B% A6 CForward Only; Reverse Defective
% f7 J. d3 s# N! tForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin - S% T* T0 z7 w5 o, n
Fork Over Repair Dough 8 x7 ?0 {$ V, ~* ]; L* _
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ! m# x! a' G7 F$ g
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 2 w2 v. b0 z6 o2 R% T3 J- F
Free Or Reduced Drastically : Y: v3 g! j/ {" l' B7 D9 b$ @
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
) x" ?2 |& K3 \- g+ TFumes and Odors Readily Detectable 9 A, O+ C a- x2 k
Funny Old Rattling Dump 8 d8 g3 M+ q' O7 N9 n
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
# N1 {+ P3 Y: R9 \" B7 D5 {Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 0 J) \8 u) n7 m- \; W/ I
Found Out-Right Dangerous
3 C& W+ _ ]! i! q( gFuture Of Racings Delight
6 Z* j y: h7 Z(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
, i, H) m; V; P) s% _, \(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
9 X& x9 v8 W7 T2 w) L2 C, U" L6 s% TLots To Do
# J b+ m( p! p' Z( `Looses Transmissions Daily 4 G- i6 l/ f* C
6 p, v% y3 i, e( b0 AGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: ! Y \, o6 L% d% F, ?# |
General Maintenance
: z1 v$ k7 _' l$ h- m4 w LGreat Mistake 4 z' n' J# Z5 q5 \8 [: x
Garbage Motors ' W. D9 ~0 ?" u
Generally Miserable
8 G; B; g: W7 T3 L1 X. X B" _! GGrossly Misconceived
% @- @2 Z1 e; ]0 q* G( Z. kGluteus Maximus ; y# W/ u4 Q8 v5 ^
Good Money , e6 @5 T$ B6 [, f
Goofy's Manufacturing 2 h$ ~, K" D( c3 k& ?
Gone Mental
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7 Q2 i: N# f, \) l. eGMC: 1 b; W7 v$ ~) V J
Grief & Misery Combined
6 B8 c" i# R, x. AGarage Man's Companion # H0 `9 ^1 c) Q% ]" ?" r
Gotta Mechanic Coming? $ B; g/ \5 ?( f" U; g
Generally Mediocre Cars * I. s0 I7 z; L8 i) k
Get More Chicks 0 S" Z; |7 _% q& A) `0 P
Gets Mechanics Crazy
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Got More Crap
: P& `2 e4 Z- ^1 i5 _6 ZGreat Mountain Climber - C6 {8 d( h4 j; r. ~9 t* O1 R) \
Great Motor Car # { n6 y @( T8 X/ @
God Made Chevy
, O5 W0 _ t2 ^' U: eGood Moron Car
1 P4 X& B- {# I2 ?, q S% p7 W- qGot Mine Cheap
1 Z/ N( P5 u( MGet My Checkbook
0 H$ x" z- s: f' c1 f: _% C' CGone Mad Corp.
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6 J, P% X' ^# D+ h% o8 z$ MGTO: 4 W6 e" o, m! ^4 B
Gas, Tires, Oil ' e9 L! J( B+ X7 ~& u; y4 i3 n6 j
Get Tools Out
; {6 a) k% r3 oGet To Onramp 6 r& J1 l% {! m
Good To Own , T5 C- V% A: _6 {3 [# {
Get The Others A; b3 w2 A4 ~. X" `
Generally Trashed Out
0 N/ }1 ]- w" _8 ]! v e4 cGood Time Out
$ Z$ M9 m- B0 z0 j4 ~- PGone To Overdrive ) ?# k* t% { u8 [) |: J
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HONDA:
* x) h2 N3 X, Y6 ~8 E- `4 dHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
6 s9 O+ ` H8 z# c2 g9 AHad One Never Did Again % ~/ |3 K% @% k, h$ `0 N
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating / v# O! \% s8 b9 {( z! S
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles B' b) W- t8 Z
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles . W2 b1 _. h# @4 Y
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration . Z' U) J- I z( e6 k
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ) Y! k: T0 U" ?
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ' v; Z& [# [1 _% m
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% ?/ e% T! Q! B5 ]HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ! D* r8 ?" ]- [6 c( n
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JEEP:
s# ?1 {# O, r* R# D+ GJust Eats Every Part 1 W4 [" ?$ R C7 W! f: p
Just Empty Every Pocket
/ F3 L7 |+ n5 }Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
1 K/ b" N. t% L' g, ^5 r' tJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 0 B2 g- k% @( C; v) a) C
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: 7 t3 \2 o1 l* v' D q# r
Kick It Around 0 E1 k" c( c" p$ C y6 T7 T% ]% J( k
Kick It Again 6 u9 y* X: p5 j/ Z6 S t/ \) n
Killed In Action * ~: t# Z) z' }
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: s6 O0 l! M A) v$ o* bLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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& G' h) @ a) M, S" ]: e, kMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 7 y4 a* f3 A' g( \ O" e
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Money Guzzler % t9 k+ _$ f9 P9 k* @) ~
Mostly Garaged # u$ q; g, e! s( A+ n) a# K' Q( `
Major Goof * W$ ~" v M0 f+ a# r/ {
MGB: Might Go Backwards ) l" k% w5 ?6 T
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
. l$ r/ f+ S/ @: VMGB: Motor Going Bad
# u- p( N& o6 R# `MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ; O* F4 H9 H* T U
2 p0 S3 I M& z8 eMOPAR & Z$ R! z* k1 [
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 8 }7 R5 Y2 _3 k5 `8 ~
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 1 d) ?' G# R& N; @, F
Most Often Passed At Races 0 V% V; K- p! B% t# Q- v/ ]
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 6 P$ x' ]* G, Y0 g L& A. W
Move Over People Are Racing
+ _9 t1 \1 e2 Y6 B, n. WMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly - P$ E; c. h5 S, [
My Old Pig Ain't Running
2 c& y- ?9 k5 r7 v6 uMy Only Problems Are Repairs ) H; k7 \- `8 ^$ |* M$ v2 I
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
; J: t9 w. E4 a6 }$ Y( QMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: 6 Z( p& }; M2 H9 C0 m; Y
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good % q1 f" X( K4 o& A9 {2 m L2 V, V
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 0 n( ?: k) c3 H3 J
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go + q, @( @4 y2 m4 J$ U3 F
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO ' P% j; a% [$ A0 E( M7 ^
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OLDSMOBILE: 1 f8 _1 t6 q; l) d T
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday & e5 _" H$ T9 w9 C! V7 i
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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, t3 i4 q/ l7 {Put In Nickel To Operate : @4 [7 s% F, r( t
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ( j1 _& L7 a4 F0 @. s! }
Put In New Transmission Often
: a* Q9 W1 s1 ]( jPushed In Neutral Too Often
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. {. p. E( J# p6 d, iPONTIAC: 5 | h7 D( x5 S: d0 @
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
$ Q" d1 M( e% i4 d- G+ uPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ' A' h# f Q1 L( m% x
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PORSCHE:
1 L9 ?/ c) n4 Y/ J9 _Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
4 {3 u5 w- T' _8 F. ZPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 9 O1 B1 t0 z9 M+ x% O9 s
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2 n9 f# w' r2 @' T0 [% @/ XSend Another Automobile Back
/ ]! ]- k3 Q A4 Y- P- kSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
0 [+ L) @0 Y3 H3 b. r: r% ySad Attempt At Beauty
7 R6 F& v# S8 }Sorry Auto, Always Broken * n' O4 o7 ^; V9 p0 p6 C {: s
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 9 J; b+ B& H6 D8 _) u4 J ~2 |
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually % H$ `, C( n. ~& x% y/ {
+ w5 D; p0 u* sTOYOTA: ' Q' C% {2 N8 L
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 9 m6 ?, U: X, k% J5 _5 i c; m
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
% ]2 z& B* I/ Z- e& XThe One You Ought To Avoid % S% K6 q5 C( z p* K) {
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' m6 g, C+ x( _% O& u9 ETRIUMPH:
. V$ A& P4 ]( g( \3 T! `9 N. gThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
3 J6 ]" D, M5 `* i, r. Q( {Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! " ]: w& E2 m2 {7 _
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TR: Tools Required 8 S1 I2 {! s& d1 {
! }3 B: `+ \- y8 d: U4 d, eVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 5 e! F Y' I+ @ n- J# T
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% i0 j& ]6 y: [& O+ @* k4 {/ d4 oVintage Wreck ' c% B' Q8 w2 @1 O0 {2 p. j
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