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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 4 T% |7 B# A& j9 D! H% G
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ACURA: / U6 v0 \5 p7 O9 ?. ]- P# I; F
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ; v, X0 i. k) w) I% ]% C
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America . `: y+ b" E1 D ]3 @! z
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AMC:
% r9 X* t5 k3 g- K/ GAll Makes Combined
' x$ ]4 |9 f" p E, x- v' e, A. |- XA Major Cost 2 @% p+ x% B6 g2 u% F
A Mutated Car
7 j, ?+ r. J+ x0 j, S" ^2 RA Morons Car
, {% ^4 L7 R% \: W$ y- @. jAnother Major Catastrophe
0 w7 u( ^8 p# G( n3 }A Man's Car 0 S7 K+ \4 k! G$ h3 c# @
A Miss Conception 8 ? `( K" E7 O, |: s
All Muscle Car
- C' f0 _. D) C* y0 n+ a% I8 z5 MAll Most Car
! U2 d8 ^! f, ^+ W: @% z, P3 eAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
. m- }7 I9 G5 X/ t; }8 ]$ p E3 X/ DAutomotive Mental Cruelty 0 L- c# G7 R0 l( i5 [; g: u
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1 ?9 y9 x) s8 ]* Z6 j5 x r5 UAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
9 z+ n" k$ n+ H: k0 yAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
* J" R# M1 R' d5 Z# f. |Automobile Under Demonic Influence
, G7 s1 n C' G6 yAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention - w5 O9 Y9 \& z+ N) y# j1 Z, S+ B
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
- T' d( N6 r) X# ^/ Q5 gAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ( Z. N8 ?! h- L
All Unnecessary Devices Installed ; [; |% @( _5 u; l4 _& C, [
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, Q6 e' i3 ~/ A9 WBMW:
, {$ x A4 @; Z8 Z. JBig Money Works 9 h, P! ^2 z3 H' W" B" ^: s
Bought My Wife $ h5 ~- K; p/ j; h
Brutal Money Waster
: m# |3 Q4 X; z+ _- U% sBreak My Window
8 J2 J, O7 [( d& p7 eBreak My Windshield O/ |; N* ~) w" A
Babbling Mechanical Wench
7 }/ ~2 j, G* `& s2 |Beastly Monstrous Wonder
: P3 V* } G9 {+ M1 fBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
' r* U% D/ m% j% E: P/ gBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 5 y. e+ O' y' L' k3 V2 h* I
Barely Moving Wreck ! @) d o. [/ \, C
Big Money Waste * k& \( U, O8 K$ {$ [! n
Big Money. Why?
0 x) c: p r+ E$ N1 e5 OBig Money Works
2 `# d. ` \$ @7 x* `; G: O: gBorn Moderately Wealthy
* S7 M7 B! K% ~Breaks Most Wrenches
% k8 [* f2 _/ F. gBring Many Wrenches
( ` M# G6 T3 `9 o9 Z* Q( m0 wBrings Me Women & E# G% X& M& s9 r) n5 {% ^7 w
Brings More Women / P' V; D6 e3 ], l
Broken Money Waster
( S- z j4 t1 n! k2 K) HBroke My Wallet
& S1 |" F0 y; k6 ^$ a' nBroken Monstrous Wonder 4 B" {4 z- H3 g& H6 L+ [, o# l
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
$ H5 w/ @$ Q0 S d5 X8 { q- vBlasphemous Motorized Wreck ( I! V. U& F5 U1 r1 j- O: ^
Bavarian Manure Wagon [) F9 Y" W% V) s( E$ X
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( P+ |. l. E# l& W, QBUICK: 8 j, o$ x! A9 ]& _+ n. L( ]
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer . c1 Z9 ], }3 A9 W" F5 H
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King % F/ @0 O5 j7 g1 U
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Camaro:
3 |# T9 o# f& G7 OCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? & {6 Z8 y- c9 d# U& K4 V
Can't America Make A Real One?
0 z3 E" ^& h: w% ~3 u) UChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
" R) r& ~1 c+ @; [Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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& J( ^" t% _+ z0 g w, i6 _CHEVROLET: - d* B* W, S: [: g
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips J$ R% X- I( {# ?
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time , E/ Q4 |4 {+ b, T8 _& P. J' p
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 8 G; ^, W2 D+ A/ C
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
S- [4 e" h6 U$ aCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: 7 o$ j$ [" p+ r8 n2 J
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
0 V( X% A* e) Q* P: S4 @7 F4 L. M3 pDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
O7 |$ |! l( k, V/ l' PDead Old Dog Going East 0 T2 Q+ i) P6 H- s6 d' B7 ]: b
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 0 }5 g2 J/ _. u# l" _4 |% q
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
, o; J, m: W/ Y/ S/ c$ wDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
6 Y' G# K" w6 S7 k5 I' RDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
+ I4 e6 @6 C4 k2 \Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment # F$ E! ]! o# Z) a/ a. X1 C2 E; a
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive - o8 d$ @& r2 h
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Every Day Something Else Leaks + @( X# ~9 g! T# b
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs Y+ z3 V5 ]' P/ `! Y8 s: E
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FIAT:
4 z8 ^" N: R: C: H6 m; `Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
. J1 D- B3 o A w6 nFix It Again, Tony
2 S; @/ }$ J1 K9 nFix It All the Time ' i# E2 u T- b' m
Found In A Toilet
8 f V; ]! Z0 M8 W! V( CFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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! v* }4 `3 H$ k; ~3 o7 i1 h* ~Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
0 n# ?; x/ C: g( T$ T0 ~Fix Or Repair Daily
! U& g' o- [* M YFound On Road Dead
K! P: u9 p- |! `Fast Only Rolling Downhill
0 r: f6 v/ o, G$ \6 `; {First On Race Day
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$ Z$ a9 o Y. q3 [Fabricated Of Refried Dung
' x/ ^/ v6 S& ?! z. I. ?+ `$ pFails On Rainy Days
7 d! Z' A( U( }; j5 L' GFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ; X9 ~" b4 m4 J1 \9 t
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver # v& [" W2 b/ g2 L/ C$ z+ Z! I
Fault Of R&D
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Fireball On Rear Denting 9 Y, O0 X. K5 R N" B' v% Z
First On Road to Dump 1 S! ?4 C% [9 h$ K
First On Rust and Deterioration % B0 a7 j2 E3 |
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma # G' m1 ~: P& r& B5 q9 h
Flipping Over Results in Death
! g9 T2 D+ O2 P- NFlipped Over Roadside Disaster 3 @7 |0 o0 D) m4 L* g
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
1 K W; V9 |; w6 mFoot On Road Decelerates 5 n, R$ L# e5 ^) r) b, ~
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 1 _! R) r: u0 g) ^# v2 z1 y
Formed Of Rejected DNA
, ^7 h: Q& G+ u( m' ~Forwarded Once; Return Denied ' `+ ^( B0 J R* H+ V5 L
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 3 H# K H6 f7 O2 Q; N( K; J1 e
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
4 \4 B3 @& G$ _' u2 O4 J1 y( dFork Over Repair Dough
9 m W1 ?$ _, e2 Y# I; b% ?Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ) f0 @) B% j; C* L9 j4 X
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
( x$ O; L6 \: p D# r" s; D- XFree Or Reduced Drastically
1 v" ?. ?1 ]. q2 W, gFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
j2 x0 w( J' v" QFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
8 t K$ N |. c. d+ XFunny Old Rattling Dump
; l: r# p4 k3 AForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) & i: S/ p" J+ H' Q- d
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA S$ ~. k! t* J h% C: h. B) {
Found Out-Right Dangerous
: L6 L/ Z X" U5 A8 {" M8 EFuture Of Racings Delight
4 N3 w9 T- C2 G4 p& K" x- e+ Y) Z(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 5 O: A' N/ G7 H+ D1 B2 c/ s' @% H' y
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 2 b2 E9 h2 c6 U. \. R
LTD:
8 H$ Z+ a: D m7 |# FLacks Total Dependability
8 _# t$ j$ N% nLots To Do ! c# t$ v" t; Y" s: n$ r
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 0 `/ ?1 i: F. d& w
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General Maintenance . V5 C3 [4 U0 f" S5 [7 [
Great Mistake 0 |( P( ^, s0 a6 J
Garbage Motors % h6 d, I; e A1 R6 s
Generally Miserable 1 I) t) I# j5 c; m% O2 h
Grossly Misconceived
2 E S6 _* f0 u/ E* F8 S' wGluteus Maximus & f% b+ E. A& `: U) x3 l
Good Money
6 @2 ?$ s' L- C" R# o5 N+ _3 |Goofy's Manufacturing * }: l4 S+ A- R- `
Gone Mental
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GMC: ; A2 k9 I9 z* L2 u
Grief & Misery Combined
! e6 r! B0 K9 fGarage Man's Companion 5 s+ J$ |) I/ I$ o$ q8 W. Z/ R
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
* Z: L) X8 h% f; @% U( O! IGenerally Mediocre Cars 0 T$ C1 t0 l4 ~, D$ z; u& q
Get More Chicks 5 w' }/ C. Y* }/ x
Gets Mechanics Crazy
2 R' U4 {3 r7 {) p2 NGods Mechanical Curse
; E8 F r# m: i [+ E: K4 [7 PGot More Crap - I' s2 M/ D9 Y, W5 j
Great Mountain Climber 7 Q! {' Q9 Y% o3 A8 |
Great Motor Car ( ~) s* Q$ W9 F- {1 I# j, I
God Made Chevy
4 H6 S( n6 M* R; u3 _5 cGood Moron Car
4 s: K+ L# E& ^: S3 jGot Mine Cheap ; z6 e' z& K0 q* j
Get My Checkbook : \! x1 g4 S' P" n* e8 s2 j5 ^
Gone Mad Corp.
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" `% c# d7 ~( X5 k- ~& uGas, Tires, Oil
5 H7 X* t/ G9 Q* [, s9 D1 ^Get Tools Out % e0 U$ X5 p ?: ? b1 ?
Get To Onramp
u# `$ ]" J! u& ^9 YGood To Own . G, e1 U! b, I7 {1 j7 p5 J0 N1 _( V# H
Get The Others ! j3 u+ k6 o! x. I
Generally Trashed Out % l" f4 t2 I$ z6 g* x
Good Time Out 1 @ N8 F; H1 \- o4 w
Gone To Overdrive , e& U" _* x, s' F# O) P; E
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HONDA: 0 } C6 R9 L+ q$ U; q- ^9 K A
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 9 x6 q& \" a$ R8 |8 b4 L0 m4 r
Had One Never Did Again # d: \ I6 {& Z8 @! R! ~
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 2 _ A0 h+ A& C* Y Y2 K8 u' ~
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ; H8 I. m- k5 G! d6 h( E
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
4 n! a- }, ?! THistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
& j( q; F Z' Y! x. CHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
1 \) l1 z3 ~9 s# sPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes - C& z3 R# O6 v" r: C7 z" y8 e
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... B& Q( {2 k- S0 e% q- o
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JEEP: 4 T* _3 c* ]) T, A2 ?8 M! Z& t& A
Just Eats Every Part 1 a; X% M3 ?4 F8 T/ K
Just Empty Every Pocket % m+ d5 l$ g) Q# p3 m+ u6 y
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly , y O8 x, c3 A- O: M
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
- g" w1 Q, x8 ^- V6 P RJinxed Engine has Extra Parts ' V) ?. M8 B" U; J) M8 y/ U; H
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KIA: 2 s& k1 g1 W0 p4 z5 }0 j8 z ^
Kick It Around % _: {! A7 [; l( O; W% G
Kick It Again 4 O# M2 g$ N8 g# K: w
Killed In Action
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) z& r2 c$ n% e3 E* O4 aLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ; y' f6 `/ D5 N5 {
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 4 D) | H0 K b# {$ i/ i
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; o5 L9 J1 [8 w( C8 J# k1 YMoney Guzzler M. i) z( o/ M B# H% F
Mostly Garaged
, A$ z" T4 S4 y( P0 cMajor Goof . G. v; f+ P6 j# w
MGB: Might Go Backwards t _6 f, B( g/ [1 g, I7 ?# I% S7 E
MGB: Might Go, But . . . ! H0 E2 h/ ^/ ~* w/ }! H R
MGB: Motor Going Bad
7 ?( \! T; n/ s# y6 y) GMGF: Might Go Forward * `0 T8 m$ Y6 q: g% k0 U K
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate / ~8 i5 D) I/ a$ f. E
|$ v. c; |6 Q& f ^- XMOPAR & ^' J; p7 F( ?1 z7 Q
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
' H% j% g* W% y1 p" }% R5 EMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 0 v% P' ^8 g) M0 B+ {
Most Often Passed At Races
! C9 ^, K+ x2 g! @, gMostly Old Parts And Rust
9 M. g c1 m! c4 sMove Over People Are Racing ( ^5 H& w o1 y2 \" Y
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
6 K. k. X6 z0 ~$ } [) \# {My Old Pig Ain't Running % g6 H( a4 `) h( m
My Only Problems Are Repairs
- H K# N& G8 z6 }& J9 GMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 5 N5 k8 U' s" q9 c; O( A/ ]
More Often Parts Are Replaced 3 [8 e! [) Z9 L
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5 i: {# _/ x1 @0 x- KMUSTANG: ! Q5 O# Q5 T0 U: Q6 F
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good % B( y% Z7 f. J+ d: Y
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 2 C' a/ f3 a9 ^3 b* C# }
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 7 ^9 B, V2 q* @* v( o
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 2 B3 W1 }4 z( {7 [! _( k
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OLDSMOBILE:
6 z7 j" S- i' X# ? O6 W/ m$ |Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
. T9 D- a9 M$ d8 z: |3 A- DOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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! W5 c! x: D: |& v) b' vPINTO:
, s+ A/ \/ @ L B$ D+ l2 ^" `+ ZPut In Nickel To Operate
: F6 F) F8 B* { N, D- |Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
$ `) H f! ^& qPut In New Transmission Often
9 k. @4 }4 t9 v' {; MPushed In Neutral Too Often ; _- u3 M0 `$ n0 K$ {2 V7 ]7 w
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PONTIAC: ) }+ P( x& E0 r2 P' T9 Y* k& ?
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car + h4 Y3 H$ Y- Y1 }1 e
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: 0 u# ^: F8 ]2 b. o8 B
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 2 l8 [' |) q% q f, d) j" Z
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough . f! ]& X J/ K) A( Z$ d
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/ u+ O* j0 b/ c2 H( CSend Another Automobile Back
7 R$ S1 ~5 F$ |* s3 g" l3 SSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
7 _& ?; K0 N: v; N; zSad Attempt At Beauty 8 Q* C- I; u& X0 ~
Sorry Auto, Always Broken - G% e/ t7 C7 K
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards + e4 H1 E7 {0 C
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1 R M7 G2 K: {) y- K: g" YSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
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The One You Ought To Avoid 2 V: C+ ^+ m/ c7 m$ x2 z3 P2 V9 V
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TRIUMPH:
( u/ u- F8 C3 ^& r7 m/ NThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! ) c% s5 T6 ~, L ~( s8 O3 h
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ( R& B2 L" S( w
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- J7 h5 S6 P+ n: Y* S% E' S( d4 STR: Tools Required , e" X, ^9 U2 i" {2 m
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object : [* q, ?* d6 i
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! p1 J1 y, x5 K3 fVintage Wreck ; \4 `4 l; k; L. G: {
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