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ACURA:
% R2 ]; A; q! n0 a1 B; q4 DAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 1 K1 `9 j- e! Q+ p! j
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
: x. ?% Z* k b" u* }& |- D* o+ o0 r! }All Makes Combined
3 b% l" B6 A+ [ r4 k% U, N/ P. JA Major Cost
- M+ x% A) u t& tA Mutated Car
( H* K; d% X. t' P! [/ SA Morons Car ( [8 r0 B$ |& N1 R& d% r# u( ]
Another Major Catastrophe 8 F& h `- x- s
A Man's Car
, d3 S4 o; V! c- PA Miss Conception
( g7 l; s+ o% a# x( [# HAll Muscle Car 2 A6 N) J; N( _* T; y& _0 r, y+ ^
All Most Car
7 q0 s7 D# r' x% ]! x4 J( o2 b: x7 GAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 6 y$ k, s8 b$ {5 U
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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) a/ i8 q0 R0 m6 X+ a& xAUDI: 4 A% p D8 v! k8 O/ J& }
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 9 V6 v% I* f5 g, d# Z8 u
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence $ w- g! _- [' {8 ~
Automobile Under Demonic Influence # ?! v6 T/ _7 A) {# ~
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention ; M2 u/ e8 P1 G
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence K' T" N8 @8 [9 t
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
# r1 {# B: \' UAll Unnecessary Devices Installed . g8 v! d- F4 T4 |" Q
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BMW:
6 s- d# ^( W! s) \Big Money Works
9 R6 j2 v: }; c9 T, _0 ~Bought My Wife
3 D$ v% U) o* W( A2 K8 R3 D2 qBrutal Money Waster
4 A* F% u( M1 b2 z& s0 @Break My Window ) y/ a1 ?5 @0 I7 T5 K
Break My Windshield * s. T4 U, h; o. W R4 c, V
Babbling Mechanical Wench
) j* N' b% u, u& L+ KBeastly Monstrous Wonder % l( `# D' F: E, x
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
1 l: L9 x0 i/ d, PBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
% b0 {8 C5 ~% k) l. H+ o6 vBarely Moving Wreck
i: L- W" N! h, ZBig Money Waste `# m2 p5 L {9 S0 I
Big Money. Why? u0 k, d/ D- `. _( [2 J/ n2 R$ a, w
Big Money Works
1 L% v. }- v) j, S; ?* `+ zBorn Moderately Wealthy
8 ^9 Q- F8 ]) vBreaks Most Wrenches 3 y/ t7 Z' K$ S2 S( S* P' {8 _! |
Bring Many Wrenches
% [+ U6 b: t( Q# Y5 o/ J) ]3 |8 sBrings Me Women
: e" e$ x; ]" ?1 W: W3 W# tBrings More Women `: f: }# e* i. n7 `0 J
Broken Money Waster * ~/ v! E# C) x# j; W; {4 r
Broke My Wallet
7 ^; ?# _, R$ [+ YBroken Monstrous Wonder
1 n( w: ?/ t$ ^& M$ G% b' \0 QBumbling Mechanical Wretch
+ s3 j6 i6 o3 m6 j: b5 K, J$ m& J$ XBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
2 |' W* i& O& dBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: * A2 K& r2 j& i
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ! s' |, B5 [" J. }2 m" A( C
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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c; r8 N8 T" w9 dCamaro:
6 X6 b0 n( j! {Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
7 _- S; U' s4 C- MCan't America Make A Real One? 8 X4 j1 p8 H2 l6 _4 c6 r* |
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ; j5 U2 n1 F. ] H
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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% K' F4 g v& l- ~6 |CHEVROLET:
' e; Q! e0 e6 z5 y& R8 {! ?: ACan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 1 }9 E; `3 U' m; l/ {" C
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ' o. ?1 w" J2 G1 V
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
/ x6 Y" \" C5 ]; E. Y0 HConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
0 u# o" m! n9 ]# SCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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6 [( x& _8 |2 F9 QDODGE: $ P+ [6 F& m) x7 E/ d+ W( I" r2 {
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere + Y, Z% r3 O' C) ^) d0 E9 F9 T7 T
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater ; s9 c: _. }; Q' b- p: A
Dead Old Dog Going East
4 h3 a" J8 O, a, t3 dDead On Day Guarantee Expires
4 G$ W5 u @- t: }Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
% L6 I3 e9 J4 o& w, bDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
: u3 |7 V7 f/ W% mDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
5 t, ^ G" [$ r; H' FDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
5 D: Y1 C- `3 c" t' r9 H6 oDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: ' R4 j) T3 j9 F. t2 [
Every Day Something Else Leaks
. J% d( Q+ n. a, X/ A7 n* nEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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$ [3 K! [2 Z" x. p3 _6 |FIAT: - k6 y$ _* a3 s# Y+ l2 i& m. i' m
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology " p" N$ Z" U2 ?% Y8 P" F
Fix It Again, Tony
$ H% W2 I0 F/ ?6 J5 @' _1 YFix It All the Time {# T/ t" _' k c
Found In A Toilet
, \/ n1 U+ q( h2 ?Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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s ~3 I2 U& [8 M: n1 Q2 ]FORD: ' A3 }4 y9 N% G7 I6 a
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge E+ b3 b- v% v
Fix Or Repair Daily
: U6 m1 q3 q, ^% \+ \Found On Road Dead
9 U6 C* ]; ^+ AFast Only Rolling Downhill
) X5 o; o% l" U1 F! VFirst On Race Day
" `7 z8 r7 }4 B GFirst On Recall Day 0 B* p; F. H, X; h: Z. y' s
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
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Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
' A" Z; I5 Y5 f; AFatally Obese Redneck Driver * p- K! U/ w1 B( V5 O
Fault Of R&D & j& M ^+ c ?9 \
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
$ T1 G1 I/ z3 S% m8 g2 ^Fireball On Rear Denting
0 I" x, w2 B4 dFirst On Road to Dump . g) d4 J4 s& p
First On Rust and Deterioration
4 Z; Q" h* R" H# }2 jFix Or Recycle Dilemma 6 ^) p% l1 z0 v- O: m- ~" P
Flipping Over Results in Death ' E9 A& r2 P- M
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
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% J) v! Y1 N/ h {$ Q5 `Foot On Road Decelerates & K; g2 \- @0 w. _" r Q
Forced On Reluctant Drivers D+ R, z# k- }" T" ]
Formed Of Rejected DNA 3 x1 |1 d3 @3 t7 }
Forwarded Once; Return Denied . i! P: q0 J/ d5 F4 a v* d$ B" _
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
4 [4 p: m, R- }" Y' b7 WForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
3 Y* T* a* D- K" N* o' G/ DFork Over Repair Dough
2 G" P! D9 ~; GFouled Out Re-done Dodge
2 k7 x7 ~) O( E$ q. vFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
% B8 U. R' _) eFree Or Reduced Drastically ' ]7 y$ g. J; _( v$ o8 m
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed $ |; S+ j! S: P5 ^5 i, A& o; S) d: b
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
7 @, T7 t% X+ B2 _# O/ [' I& [Funny Old Rattling Dump
4 C& {+ v9 @5 @" ^$ X$ m2 f; OForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 6 L+ R; \: Q5 O
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA & ]+ m5 D1 |; _! i6 ]8 k6 j
Found Out-Right Dangerous ; y: [9 j/ a n
Future Of Racings Delight
# G) r O2 B+ e& ?(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
4 V2 X- \7 A5 {' O(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability 6 c- j2 a m# s3 ^' t
Lots To Do 9 E" Q: a' A+ V( z, K
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked % |! `8 \- o: o e% x G
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General Maintenance
) ]' Y1 |% [8 \% B& {. b1 QGreat Mistake
5 L$ B) N4 Z; c2 \" ]/ } x EGarbage Motors
. ]& d" w; S+ q5 [, R1 uGenerally Miserable
' x, w+ Y# A3 i. Q1 ^. r: rGrossly Misconceived . b. o* G: x9 U) i: Q% U
Gluteus Maximus
1 \5 ^& ` P, D% \+ m; c& U5 P+ PGood Money
+ `/ W( r# u9 b1 c! q5 cGoofy's Manufacturing
3 ]9 h; ]" B$ w0 a. |) T% {Gone Mental + ~; E/ s! F8 g
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0 S2 q4 Y8 ?& g3 S# o& x3 ~GMC:
2 r( ?$ g- ^& E! Y8 B9 p4 _8 BGrief & Misery Combined
( v- C- U7 @" `) d3 D" kGarage Man's Companion
$ H4 r! @2 v1 v- l/ [Gotta Mechanic Coming?
9 Y6 _! i2 U; C2 x2 @1 QGenerally Mediocre Cars 3 u) G- G X+ b1 b; e" r. Y
Get More Chicks
" e6 c1 w4 d$ D0 H3 m( PGets Mechanics Crazy $ d$ \2 I: A: _. B0 Y4 O" @: N
Gods Mechanical Curse
5 q2 g, k0 `7 P; H X0 bGot More Crap " Q/ j9 V4 ]# j1 r0 L
Great Mountain Climber
. }5 B& g# H2 E$ F3 ~& hGreat Motor Car
5 S3 t2 ? K* K# ?% R+ ~1 JGod Made Chevy ) X6 w# @# P! E( D# o3 R9 T1 F
Good Moron Car
: K* L, \+ J/ P" ~- X: F6 @7 hGot Mine Cheap / P6 h- {8 J3 b7 S
Get My Checkbook % u% l" w$ E: g* q: ^6 z4 k: S
Gone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil * E2 t$ o% |2 u
Get Tools Out
2 z B6 M5 S# h( a, ~$ H) eGet To Onramp
# I3 M4 W7 j( W3 EGood To Own % K- d9 f2 [3 J: O/ e. }/ n
Get The Others
( D | j9 m' E: A- ]Generally Trashed Out I7 d. B- _' v0 T5 x, k
Good Time Out 4 H( `9 a" `/ X/ d0 J* y
Gone To Overdrive ' {) W7 o% f7 G; R" L$ q& Z
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HONDA: 8 O* Y/ U# f2 \' c% B8 \
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
( Z/ c* e7 t* X" f/ lHad One Never Did Again
\( t" a* _5 P _0 FHang On, Not Done Accelerating & I O8 ]8 ^$ ~0 C: K
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ! e( L( t% E/ \$ ^% M& w
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
0 f: g% s& u/ N# f4 ~* q3 NHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
) j) Y- j) H6 j$ m. @/ uHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
( e& k% ] m1 F/ U' \+ h& n4 dPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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3 N% N: Y# H: ^, Y: R) K8 lHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... / o. h! M3 E- V0 L" F+ m% g% D
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JEEP: 2 w0 z: t5 n5 o/ P/ H4 }- S8 m
Just Eats Every Part
- x( U4 H$ ?3 E( b* {# rJust Empty Every Pocket
5 f# Z9 A7 [' JJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
_& O" E1 [ [( T" v9 _Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
8 h. q- @# b" N8 H/ ?+ d. ~, p, `Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: 8 q* C' k) t4 K
Kick It Around
0 u0 d4 t' h; W9 wKick It Again + Z% }) X% {1 Z# D8 o
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 1 U( u% o" M+ a2 N
: N! J& p r6 ]5 xMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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: y1 `0 s6 K5 K8 KMoney Guzzler
5 p+ W& \4 P- Q# ?. vMostly Garaged
* {" T6 Y+ Z) q2 VMajor Goof
6 t2 K4 X4 t& h! H& tMGB: Might Go Backwards * e1 }8 b) V5 T' L$ x% ]$ {
MGB: Might Go, But . . . # M1 Y( q: m! z0 Q
MGB: Motor Going Bad / t4 Y' d3 D6 ^/ x) U
MGF: Might Go Forward / g* p' S( P7 c V
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate , K" }4 B7 Y, E. W, ^
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MOPAR
# a) `" O- d' n+ L) MMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
+ T3 u8 D% G+ o8 k) Y) C. a9 NMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ! c9 I8 t- t& s' Q8 o8 b
Most Often Passed At Races / ]" t2 Y7 k0 Y) y4 e# T
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
. U- e# a! ^5 v- DMove Over People Are Racing
: A7 D6 |/ G2 b8 _! NMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly ' P7 c/ d7 r! m
My Old Pig Ain't Running
6 a7 a1 `1 f& B7 X! d9 n+ jMy Only Problems Are Repairs
! W6 \ Y/ U+ ~) P E. L' s" AMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
( {! t' \; o& C3 MMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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! v! y) {) y- O3 h7 s7 KMUSTANG: $ \' d' P: V' }- g' `
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 9 r9 h' L. ~' {, I2 ~, v1 x
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
) x) S$ G4 k" t# gMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go - u# b1 D5 T$ {" d" X# K
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO ' |! p$ p7 a' s2 V
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OLDSMOBILE:
# t$ J+ ^$ m6 g: V6 sOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 8 S! }& W1 T3 X6 h3 X7 g& k* `5 h* v. J
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 4 s7 x. P3 s+ b/ ?
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% C z' P4 P9 j r! Q qPINTO:
) e: ]1 ^0 e0 b5 W' Q! TPut In Nickel To Operate
1 @0 U/ N3 {! z6 ]$ T# P( `1 o# PPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
5 ]8 t; B; P5 q1 t! N+ d. N$ n7 I( bPut In New Transmission Often 0 c# y* v7 V! H! I; V& }7 `
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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' n; S) B& l+ X1 i& t" fPONTIAC: & o2 }5 C& [) Q' F% Q& a2 ?
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
7 V" ?* U6 b7 F$ e$ i' oPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac # ^0 f( P+ u6 o
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3 G3 n6 e: y3 X9 h& cPORSCHE:
3 P7 ]# L3 p3 l4 x. h' \0 n9 `8 OProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 2 k! L6 y4 T. C, K9 l \; Y P
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back
# g( K' L. Z3 [/ k* u: ASwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 4 R( s$ i, `! ?/ z' B# B* p
Sad Attempt At Beauty
$ _3 ~4 |9 _6 s2 h6 _7 u- Q+ }Sorry Auto, Always Broken
1 ]/ [. X, K0 E' _Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 6 y/ L* o- X' T* z7 p5 P: @
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9 ]: i5 h1 N. _/ p Z. OSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually % q/ b0 n( e$ A. B! U5 A% G
% @# i6 x, [# k# z, ]TOYOTA:
+ z3 ~* v; |4 W8 u9 u6 SToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 9 G* s7 X( }& Q
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass # Y9 F5 |1 A( J: j1 S
The One You Ought To Avoid
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( D+ k/ O3 s5 n3 ^* g5 FTRIUMPH:
7 K$ r# L) }2 q# q6 W' J- b3 {% zThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
3 F/ a1 A. n& k! w, y+ zTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! , r% u* K3 L F! r( q' b: m
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TR: Tools Required : ?1 Y( A5 w* E3 V$ i$ i
3 ?. R) k7 i+ {( k C: AVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: 1 K, D, o( L8 O+ @# k5 d+ z. j6 x; D ^
Vintage Wreck / l& b1 B# N* A1 G7 O) ^' h
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