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ACURA:
- O& s; |! F3 j2 tAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
, c! @( t0 }9 P4 MAsia's Curse Upon Rural America 7 g! V6 E! B; ]. y
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( V8 I2 t: t! H8 J4 OAMC:
0 g$ r- p; m$ R: h, F0 NAll Makes Combined 9 u X: f: M2 ]- C, l( Z
A Major Cost
9 C9 M$ V8 E2 ]% t8 ~- D" I; BA Mutated Car $ L, `$ f8 J4 G" F
A Morons Car M! [" h9 s1 p$ `' P' f8 S& i1 ?
Another Major Catastrophe 9 y+ }" B3 e* P
A Man's Car
R, h8 Q4 o' a. J9 [( i Q, qA Miss Conception 6 S; [8 d$ j( {; f& d
All Muscle Car 1 S; D* t P7 N0 k
All Most Car
" r6 G& T l% ?& y. v: t% SAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
! v+ ~( |+ h) I& [* UAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: ) e4 c6 r# @; L; N! \
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented " ]1 z+ ^1 g# U" V ]
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 0 m5 N7 c- r4 i) m- W
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
; \& Y2 d5 ^( \$ D" M4 w3 a/ uAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
5 g+ l# [' g% K& bAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
# F0 R5 Z( r2 f- j8 b9 @+ J1 rAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 5 @' O* u( X6 k! `6 a8 g6 }
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 0 E9 W9 L$ O* [2 o8 m7 {: ~
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BMW: ' n6 o; }' M, }/ y6 P
Big Money Works
I X, o) K, Q; ?0 n9 e1 aBought My Wife ! g) M8 W4 N9 S; P8 m; M
Brutal Money Waster 4 C' H+ l6 [+ u+ r( h$ O# ~
Break My Window
/ U& \: @4 q+ H) b' g( W3 {$ CBreak My Windshield ; N3 o% _( j7 W, f. ^3 b
Babbling Mechanical Wench
. ^ q0 [; o. E# I' V$ n3 k- k6 lBeastly Monstrous Wonder : [8 V" K5 Q7 g+ W% s) y# j
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
) `9 ]0 W9 V6 _! R8 h+ UBeautiful Mechanical Wonder # Z3 I- p% p, z# }2 @2 z9 _
Barely Moving Wreck
" P3 H' i) c1 R4 Y0 FBig Money Waste 6 j# D8 D# R5 Y& _) U0 V6 e
Big Money. Why? - z7 N9 F. p- E8 F% w7 M# t
Big Money Works
& e+ A1 b8 F( r3 V7 yBorn Moderately Wealthy + a4 \& ?/ A5 T7 t' \* x) L
Breaks Most Wrenches % S0 \7 @6 x7 @, ^$ ~. |
Bring Many Wrenches
: W! C7 b6 U5 D' n9 t! M2 |Brings Me Women
0 ]; m$ w5 E# YBrings More Women
6 j7 Q' m8 w* c+ t% }4 B9 DBroken Money Waster
, V( `* b, g5 _ A' tBroke My Wallet
+ g9 U/ t" S! P8 E, y4 ~* D3 JBroken Monstrous Wonder
! \: K" y" E1 P8 w9 U- f2 oBumbling Mechanical Wretch
9 _; s, f, W0 TBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
, f& E: o7 F4 L5 OBavarian Manure Wagon
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6 V" {3 ^0 L' O' s3 `4 m% JBUICK:
' Z( X, T; A+ M# K* L% zBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 2 e5 e1 X T8 J& \, N$ K+ Q, O/ m
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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i2 d& j6 T$ h& _9 {2 H9 O( DCamaro:
6 Q* N. R" a5 F0 ]" ^Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
2 ^- u% @: ~9 i3 [3 t2 y8 mCan't America Make A Real One? Z' X" ~, D/ @
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
. l3 z# c. E3 \8 z; i$ B$ @6 @Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often . W) r' p; `' w" L
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' v5 [# C& i( e. FCHEVROLET:
# Y8 g# J: _% \( g, b# ^Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 0 _" z7 W+ A/ S1 d' g& k
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
0 l0 g" {$ M H; B& t. O! dCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time * U3 b- C. Z- }1 A! z6 v7 }1 u V
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
1 R9 }- x6 C# a3 KCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 4 _* O+ [( a$ a8 X( r- T
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DODGE:
: s! d% }8 F5 e. q) |" _) \Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ; N, w, ^2 g7 ~$ {( l& k
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 4 D! l# o& t# g# q/ f
Dead Old Dog Going East
2 [9 @+ k, u4 v+ l; O: oDead On Day Guarantee Expires
$ [: d" s0 n0 K& ~* TDead On Delivery, Go Easy
1 V6 @* ^7 y/ r1 ^Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 5 s' v( A, }# W: `
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 3 p; e. A$ q: p+ M! n
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment " ]( N1 X5 |# [6 b
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ) L2 V1 @; a/ g; y {) u# ]) ?. R# x
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( B# F% b& M/ g$ q8 K- pEvery Day Something Else Leaks
& d' M. x& L, F- S6 x7 ` Z& z" OEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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0 t- I+ K/ u) s5 K* kFIAT: * K5 V( n: q! k: D9 z4 l$ C- C
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 7 t9 X8 j1 U" F8 R
Fix It Again, Tony 9 h$ G# b2 j' ^- [( `2 O6 F. m0 n* ~
Fix It All the Time
5 \7 S" m( T4 u9 D4 W$ }/ IFound In A Toilet 8 |# D7 C/ L) r/ ^% H$ \
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
4 T8 h0 u% U% B; f% Y7 uFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 3 | ?7 P7 Z0 `7 {
Fix Or Repair Daily
' c0 b& U+ d8 e1 D" ZFound On Road Dead 1 ~9 C! L9 P9 l# ]+ B
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 4 }" v; P/ ^) Q3 X# F8 N
First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung
) ^( ]! X, n5 a) T0 BFails On Rainy Days 9 ? v! \& d1 s9 H" t
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 1 s& V, d' M V! m% k# K6 F
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
5 M9 y, _/ s1 `8 n+ m' z+ \Fault Of R&D 7 y/ P' h/ a! ]9 J, |
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 9 a# D( D6 E+ p, S3 C
Fireball On Rear Denting
$ n9 `7 t9 L# Y0 @- \4 P- RFirst On Road to Dump
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Fix Or Recycle Dilemma " z; P" \1 C l6 L$ B
Flipping Over Results in Death " D4 W" }& q6 l1 w
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster - M; B, O+ x1 U# u. h3 j, ]
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled ( v0 C3 I7 F: r3 t" {- C
Foot On Road Decelerates % B* m6 J1 R) G/ p. k2 l
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
% M( X U8 {: H JFormed Of Rejected DNA % s2 R* S+ U; o* e' [, Y
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
( V8 J0 z$ B: |Forward Only; Reverse Defective L/ X- m7 K# ?
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
$ S- L, O0 A) B3 J: Y! d7 lFork Over Repair Dough
7 C8 N1 I4 f+ D- Q4 DFouled Out Re-done Dodge
- e: [/ `; D% H; h l( rFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 4 ^% w/ S `1 }5 X6 U+ R* P
Free Or Reduced Drastically
" c9 @% V2 K5 V' ?9 C% ^Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
/ h; D3 f' C2 i l% a) O- A* a- JFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
1 h# {! e+ h( a0 F7 AFunny Old Rattling Dump
& C4 P' K, C3 j% X9 J3 yForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) c4 z. {0 R$ V: Z' F- \$ U$ M, D
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA ; d. J9 d0 G- F( S% g- I; j
Found Out-Right Dangerous
0 {& d4 A2 ]8 S* |* \% tFuture Of Racings Delight . h- u4 Z! n! U: |
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot , }: _; K# C* K& p- b1 m- A1 j
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 8 f& |) k' E( E8 }$ o
LTD: 8 ]3 V0 Y( G4 z
Lacks Total Dependability
! f4 l. Q, i4 y3 DLots To Do {, F5 h9 p1 B( r) N% k
Looses Transmissions Daily # f* d% R( E% Y8 p* Q8 f
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked + B! c- |6 s* [- U/ l
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; U) y% V, U' B- d! f5 Q) pGeneral Maintenance
m/ J9 Q! S- pGreat Mistake
$ V4 x% ?6 d. N' J3 h' s/ x3 s8 zGarbage Motors 1 w' M6 ^# x) W5 |
Generally Miserable
- `0 H, g5 L( }$ q& G% QGrossly Misconceived 1 r" v1 _3 G+ n1 q+ z
Gluteus Maximus : K6 f% h/ m- W
Good Money 3 z3 d I( b! B f/ h
Goofy's Manufacturing
. Z1 |' p0 U( K' ~4 ~2 @# A6 YGone Mental
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GMC:
8 ^$ X k$ d) L$ o5 Y- K: ]Grief & Misery Combined
' T3 @4 n% a0 d# s- wGarage Man's Companion
4 V, Y+ t1 U1 L: M0 u% Y8 iGotta Mechanic Coming? : ?- G# r/ ]: Y9 ^" l* ?
Generally Mediocre Cars & {% L* W9 [2 N3 o5 \% D( ]
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Gets Mechanics Crazy
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Got More Crap 4 N, W6 A7 r+ N1 x7 M( p$ N; w
Great Mountain Climber
; ^( k; x ~2 K% U3 y1 _Great Motor Car
! `9 r1 U; k2 ?' e* {: j* {God Made Chevy 9 H: _4 G5 q& e: _, Q# ?
Good Moron Car
; y5 K0 B. D9 t% EGot Mine Cheap
) | p% J: `: e: \Get My Checkbook
. r/ E0 E: Q* kGone Mad Corp. 8 P; }+ R2 s) E& W7 a3 g
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Gas, Tires, Oil
6 O% C* R" ~, V/ t1 P' _6 sGet Tools Out
4 w1 G) K) s; r0 g& FGet To Onramp $ B( G" L5 W7 Q2 i/ ^* N' Q( f* X
Good To Own $ k2 J x& Q( F, ~% j- A9 h
Get The Others ; ]. I e& e4 l+ q& ?( w: U
Generally Trashed Out & {/ y* R8 H8 g% K8 m
Good Time Out ; W. r& T1 a( I2 l& e2 ~/ T
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: ; l4 I4 ?0 X" ]0 }. C
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
1 k- M" r! F! W- C1 K g' C; ?2 b# N. AHad One Never Did Again " E; l1 x, z3 L6 A
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 3 K% b2 d/ f2 c5 {8 K- j. J
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles + ^4 u) _2 @% h- W4 q
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
% {4 H Z: H" |* NHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration 1 O7 v3 X( Z8 f7 v: Q
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
- W0 p5 @$ t( q, ^- FPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes # i0 l. E- n% f5 N3 e7 R
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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: a/ i0 w- X5 r w3 w: U' k1 }Just Eats Every Part 7 E1 X$ L2 g* I* W1 `: [; h
Just Empty Every Pocket 1 d4 _+ P. P c* U
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly : R) n1 f( `- y6 _- h
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes + @1 h. F; D. s2 \2 M1 ~
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around 4 e* a+ O6 I# l! A# U7 e
Kick It Again 6 c g }6 ~* g& s' P% j( k
Killed In Action 6 y" ]3 Q' `4 a9 M
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ' I4 L7 D5 S$ j( Z* [ N
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" }3 h; e% S$ Y, o$ WMoney Guzzler : @- u' b$ w$ a
Mostly Garaged
+ Z; Z' ?% S3 ]% [) H- f& t- u5 [Major Goof
8 Z; H/ W1 a+ ]5 u3 Q# yMGB: Might Go Backwards
$ _& a5 U* m7 o9 eMGB: Might Go, But . . .
% j3 A9 C4 P' x8 S) ]6 x+ w, ^MGB: Motor Going Bad
1 ~+ y1 m, e ?% ?) q+ A' rMGF: Might Go Forward
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1 u7 H7 T8 f& L) v0 G5 dMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate + V" }; H1 H, S- d
$ i; c% c) J% G z; z/ H5 B" R7 P2 ]MOPAR
" H& J/ i4 q/ w j* T- RMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly % |4 g# S* e0 H! Q S
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously + ?4 f, E6 [' q. e8 w# M2 u* E
Most Often Passed At Races
& C9 i ?5 j, C0 y4 r; n1 O) UMostly Old Parts And Rust
$ S1 n0 W; R% v ], CMove Over People Are Racing " z) u6 M: r* H0 L" [. I/ S
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
o y8 a& y1 U4 y, X7 p; @My Old Pig Ain't Running
4 U4 h( |" [6 lMy Only Problems Are Repairs
) p% E9 e) Y$ y1 z( g) cMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
; K4 R. d1 L8 R$ qMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
2 H' M" u, \2 L0 Z9 |" eMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
- N, L) P A' C" a' I$ HMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ( i3 b$ H2 U& Q0 O" V& I
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
& O+ R) w0 w f2 {: J6 ZMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO ' w( Q8 a, K) a* B. N; m
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OLDSMOBILE: " ^3 R6 A" S5 K0 R) s& S/ {
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
' j8 S! w7 z4 t' x2 K7 s- Y0 p4 \# O nOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ( C) {6 z% p0 X5 z# t# b: T; i
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PINTO:
+ R' D9 L0 @. T6 k. M, j" i( OPut In Nickel To Operate
0 I2 J7 G6 M; X& N! ^- XPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook $ D% }" Y1 ~- `! N _+ m5 ~* Y
Put In New Transmission Often
; w2 U) B9 [! z" B$ o3 lPushed In Neutral Too Often 7 Q! x. Y! ?, H
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PONTIAC:
! N; A$ b# j, a8 @. P9 VPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 5 m, G0 N% q! c3 T3 l
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
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Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: . h8 s( e6 _. b% i
Send Another Automobile Back * P5 u5 X. \5 C+ J3 u/ e8 b
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
8 Z( o) P( J1 x. T' R3 |& kSad Attempt At Beauty ! F, @ H% X7 D+ L
Sorry Auto, Always Broken . G) A$ c* B0 K. q* e! R
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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8 U( {5 r9 d& A3 N1 rSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually & K. [* X/ @: c9 Y" H
) S5 i8 _$ b" c: ~ B" ~: l- yTOYOTA:
4 b, N7 i* L: }Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ) a, H9 { q1 m2 N+ G
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass % ?" h. D# A; z3 F
The One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
0 `7 m/ K" y# W5 x& KTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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6 S2 h+ b% r( n' L h5 v/ X5 oTR: Tools Required
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( j7 t2 A X- \9 r/ ~# u% ^VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: % N) x n. B! q# X+ h4 v) s) j s
Vintage Wreck
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