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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with2 G2 f3 X$ [, O5 Z4 v, T
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to; j& k2 F, O |+ M( L
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'! R8 s! l/ P3 ]1 q5 a. c
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they- {) ?. A d5 `
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
+ w$ _8 P" c# \think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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1 m( E( T+ F8 `$ j 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just+ k/ F/ y* k( j0 \2 V
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for. `- S/ w6 C0 {) r
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
