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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
6 e! `# [* r; H1 ^0 e, {her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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4 v) ~" `6 t k0 O3 Y( q+ L' r The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to* `) x1 `9 ^( S5 ?* ~
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
8 q7 B& i6 ^0 O s The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they* M4 |. x' [" ?/ X
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you2 }& C$ I) [( ?( d
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'7 o( C/ h; p3 `1 F2 I
7 N- C+ f1 z/ t6 s# K+ R 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
) q& F1 _3 _$ ]9 M. [2 Jcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
$ n2 Y4 B. F$ k4 Dshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
