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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with# @! ^' A4 _: g, _% y
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
0 O* U W+ l! X0 E Mentrance.) [( r P2 T5 c e7 z# d" l) G/ g$ Q
+ v* D; l" P3 ]- q. E7 _$ l The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
+ }! E3 Z6 s+ H- }- [# uWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'# @! p. i0 |5 \. w2 Q1 G* C
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
# t X. V% @! b( N8 Lain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you c) Y/ G& g6 ?
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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5 M2 A! }, d4 V0 e: ^5 p+ }- K 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just& u8 F$ K, a. U
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for& w2 W1 W# H' H* B/ U7 u. p+ U+ t
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
