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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with) m1 t+ w7 N4 x) _) @1 R, e% y
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the1 _/ c6 h/ s9 f; a7 G
entrance." w z) @8 l. B5 c& v& p1 b
- B6 N7 j, y- `, s The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
9 N1 A0 _5 R! ~Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'$ C, I) { ^6 \. X- q+ h" X
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
s; ?& g: }- {/ }$ t" a1 iain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
5 ?! e" c% L% D* t- O6 gthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just5 D2 J# I0 [% w5 K8 Y* k5 Q5 K
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
5 V1 q3 G) g1 W: |shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
