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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
7 d% g: Z \0 S. gher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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) B! L/ i8 M7 M( J$ u, f4 Z The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to0 g& H s, s" p ] O
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'- r. L/ k( k4 }! s. @& _1 r
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they) P/ R3 x' \3 J( l" [
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
1 Z) m8 f$ @2 {! f1 p2 ^think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'1 u* \0 e; C# h+ X+ W
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
0 x8 ]+ `3 s% f, n r. }9 w" m3 Kcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
/ z) t4 G9 l: y+ Hshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
