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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with# j9 H: n% d4 ?6 s
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to" ?# D4 s. v: A8 i
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'- F1 A$ k+ l$ L9 _3 m0 ?, f
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
" i. p9 h: ]* a, \# f0 n5 Oain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
; Z* E- o: @2 g7 kthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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: Z9 l1 Y7 K2 l' ^2 v( @8 c; T 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
) y; A" s2 ?: M. _, ~' w3 P$ Hcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
