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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Woman has
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Mrs. has
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in it;
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He
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Madam has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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: q% ?# z" q/ @" z! U6 fMen were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the; Q/ j6 u6 [- {* [5 M
legs of a woman....
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...% _& ^9 t7 b4 G2 F& N
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  8 K0 i+ f9 z2 @: G& g2 E! U" O4 o" |

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MEN strual cramps
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MEN tal breakdown
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MEN opause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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HIS
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& c" y1 o: Z7 C; D* z  XSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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  |; M6 g1 z- l9 p- k6 Z" zSend this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....8 N/ E9 B, q; c* X
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发表于 2008-5-13 10:30 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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