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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Man
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in it;
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Female has1 Z' W9 g! [0 @7 ]8 U
Male
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She has
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in it;
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Adam in it;
% A8 t0 H2 t8 B% b. gNo wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the: o# S, I% |: D0 }; W
legs of a woman....
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" N3 D0 ]9 @8 C- ^BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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; \( [5 {3 C7 t: _1 j% V9 dOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...* s+ d1 I3 U# V! C6 ^8 P
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with7 |, s8 u0 H; f# M/ i: E
MEN?  6 D" n4 p" I- W
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MEN tal illness
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MEN opause
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GUY necologist2 i# E. P* h1 L
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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terectomy.
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$ _3 e2 }" t5 m- L- ?) M! rSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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( h- q2 d5 }2 b% y" A; _; d  C  bSend this to all the men just to annoy them
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8 K$ |& b& l7 k* {8 L$ {3 R3 zHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....5 w3 C4 w; H* U' W& t9 X/ a/ c
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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