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Believe it or not.
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Woman has
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Mrs. has
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Madam has
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; p8 u- M6 p$ B' _5 t2 o/ hNo wonder men always want to be inside women! 5 ~3 o$ ^0 a/ S$ ]# t0 {
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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. ~2 `+ M5 J* I/ @% OBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME) A, V/ c' n* ]5 R' n
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) s" `$ { x' d2 g9 {& `Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...* t* d# ]! S$ }2 N |7 I: k. t5 ~" k
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I never looked at it this way before:% S' f# t- T/ l$ i) [7 V
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\5 l3 R0 H. wEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN strual cramps, f g- D$ W# z4 D4 o
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GUY necologist
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AND ..
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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HISterectomy.
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0 t" N7 e) ~& I# gSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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) L/ J3 t8 P% z3 L/ O6 E/ DSend this to all the men just to annoy them 6 g ?; o4 [ b6 J0 i6 P P
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' m5 y# ?/ I' C' b+ aHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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