Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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( V/ f8 C9 T/ X, J, k6 E1 `" n3 b5 OIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: j' f# c9 r8 O) M& I. ~; XIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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+ Z4 ]/ G- L5 c$ Y( NIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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; g& G0 g5 ^1 J$ y7 ^. `If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# }# s4 g# _: }) M8 vIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
% Q# x+ B  e& A$ o# p9 |4 ~& ]3 kIf you don't, you're insensitive.

9 l# O" m# t: C9 M1 G  C, y9 [" \  A1 b' PIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
) c5 a0 B$ R. n" n. aIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
$ B% }; _$ v) o3 KIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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, n5 a; l2 O8 A6 [If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 J  U% Z+ X, {If you don't, you're a slob.

, ?: d1 S- U2 wIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
9 }/ v! o1 [" S5 r# J; ]* l. w1 Zfeeling sorry for the guys~