Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
9 W8 g4 e: f, ^: rIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. g* e* C9 V* \4 y" Y# |% }" F' W5 qIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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1 G3 D' h( V5 r* ~If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
, V, {( |( t8 A' w0 ?: i2 UIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 `% Q, L, R( z) z! O# ~8 SIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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* b( Y; }5 N' y/ b8 HIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

2 T7 Y/ }" K, O! SIf she has a headache, she's tired.
0 n6 [: W; g" {( _, H+ GIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~