Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

- h7 i8 r3 |3 k. S2 F" A/ IIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 g9 l$ X7 \9 ^6 x* q( Y! XIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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4 S6 ?2 u/ I* @' O1 zIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

- R5 t6 X) M* k, u# j( ]. }0 z/ tIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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- H8 l& U- O/ G  c+ i. rIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
! n7 U' ~" {& J9 f6 q/ \  xIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; m1 y  K6 {, f2 nIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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( r9 P6 }( q. \/ rIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
5 X# u  w8 z1 a* L. zIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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; c" o# {+ J/ j. J9 o5 DIf she has a headache, she's tired.
: T9 G5 z% Y3 I# |' s% ^If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
6 L; Y$ s( H5 T1 a: ~3 m" k& Dfeeling sorry for the guys~