Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
. N) _/ f- C4 K, L1 eIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

0 ]' C, h: L0 |. y& TIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- m; z; i* Z3 |3 a$ L# ?6 yIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- g- f1 o! }4 A3 Z& ?( |+ y" z0 HIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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9 G& O# w- a& v3 O: vIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
7 {: X8 |4 R& M- F! X2 eIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

  [0 c) K5 ]( J. ]$ }If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( P7 b, o3 f: {8 N/ _3 mIf she asks you, it's a favor.

2 }7 x6 T; K9 S  X/ j& E" CIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
. f9 X1 [/ z7 B# p6 v: [! rIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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) I+ }# W" M8 Y& I9 XIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~