Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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  K/ d' h. C, a. `If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
7 k1 F) e# s% t# r' i' j/ F0 PIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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2 \* |, U% \( D7 A+ j0 h' |If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

' g7 p8 g$ \5 s* q+ cIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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: e. l5 c: z) ^. I7 @If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 P- a. \7 b5 |" cIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
" E+ }" c+ n+ B3 n+ zIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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* R# e( N- }$ v) ~  m" OIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
; @8 g  C; y3 E5 y) Vfeeling sorry for the guys~