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; d) O, V R$ ~6 f. k" Y i9 bIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.0 C4 z+ A: l1 A! _
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 b' @+ D( M. H/ `+ ~$ PIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
6 u& I$ r, a9 s, Z+ d! E& HIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.% M' s5 w4 f( w" X" H
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# n: I5 q+ J1 ]5 J( o' {7 e$ r$ b0 s+ zIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
" B: ~) i; Z5 v$ v9 G R7 \If you don't, you're insensitive.; D* W2 w# _: p0 s0 q- Z& e
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 S6 C o/ M! z$ j/ jIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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8 J, A! ]: g ^$ A4 s' n* cIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.3 H$ k. t: }" x3 _3 x' A
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 H) b4 _9 R7 y& ~If you don't, you're a slob.: F6 B5 a7 S$ s; ]0 u/ [; f0 _' E9 B
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* M6 {/ @& S: I' R/ h- ^If you don't, you're not thoughtful.. {% H. X+ Z2 g w' R
# ~8 `$ T7 X1 AIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 P; h0 } U) }7 W; k7 p zIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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3 C) V2 u5 H; `" D* P4 Y- WIf she has a headache, she's tired.
6 d, x7 [, [4 Q% l8 aIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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