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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.: Y" ~9 z; Y; z: a: ^) @
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.4 e/ d6 X. A& c; i' h* O% D5 g n
: h8 f4 C! o6 s3 [/ [& I, c3 r$ UIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.+ \! P$ S- L$ |7 {! M4 x
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.& i+ X: Q+ _( ^1 W
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
/ t! P9 ^% f% j! `* jIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.4 A+ A3 @- w( ]
If you don't, you're insensitive.5 {- u9 X8 X9 N1 g+ A. f
* {, [- h. W* [If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
4 G* b4 t! q4 j8 A# X4 mIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
5 |- G% m# }! g5 uIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
* H4 t: @% K6 A$ JIf you don't, you're a slob.
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, a/ I4 J& j. s8 c- }, `, AIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* ~/ k1 _4 ]3 C5 ?# r# o4 XIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.% f* L7 i- y8 x* p8 H0 i
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.# h! E! ^" U7 I# A# P! a4 _, j
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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