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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' " `' ^8 F# @ h9 w
5 ?( S2 ^5 C) A" q1 YThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 6 L" s! V+ I8 K8 H8 B
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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. b0 ^. S2 ^1 Z0 G8 I; l0 P1 U'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................; u q7 M. R" t5 Q$ v9 e# m
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' $ l4 |/ G6 @, h0 ]! s$ h
1 ?5 z( H8 Y4 Y: J- n2 ^1 t'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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