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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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/ Q" p! K% A/ V s8 `! G3 p" v0 _6 M'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 7 P2 R8 k! L# ~6 i
5 x" b: i6 t3 b9 T( ['Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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$ v8 Q9 j5 J3 i! y0 }% T' O'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
0 @% P2 T; q( r5 r$ u. V(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 6 m5 p2 n; E8 d( A' z5 T& m k$ i
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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( } M U1 ~8 fGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' & X7 ~. f$ q) W1 D0 f7 R" I
1 q' @7 ~6 l5 r" y'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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