Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


9 b2 ^$ {- S3 R3 }/ i I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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! x' |( j, }2 o& S( C4 u+ O A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


- S" [, K8 A6 m$ y( D, j THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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  W) M, G$ P& b6 g( k9 f3 E NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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6 _: {# p) a& h" C5 `' Q SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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$ ~  t: v+ g: _* g7 }( f$ S8 L$ g8 [ SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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2 q% ]0 p+ G; q( R THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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4 @6 R% e% X! R0 Q& | LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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