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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.2 E0 J+ G& D1 Q4 y2 B+ ]

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  s7 G' P1 n* `( I( a SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.5 e; r; B* l! ?2 g3 Y1 n( W
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6 i. P/ {) K( }; E, l" M. Z/ I THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .4 q1 d( {. V1 d1 R6 e: i# k0 c! q
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/ g. D% U% Z& m "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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2 f9 r$ A7 p) C2 W I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.". @: K  d8 O, G; H

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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8 W7 q! t8 l0 O7 D THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,$ L) B( e' M3 c1 _) A" D. i

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6 S+ S! l2 N4 b# k- f$ D" S "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."$ c! `4 m6 @' c/ b2 Z/ U
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.; N% S- i8 o! k+ L' T* @
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, H" X% ~. Z  o# |& d SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU* q& I2 w1 B& y8 W4 T. H3 m$ I
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