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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN2 Z( t8 G t8 o. R2 d) v p
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* K6 A3 w" l9 | WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.; K( ~: v5 m0 W% a6 X( J
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+ H8 |; m$ N1 c4 m6 q SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.& r. g5 F9 A A8 p K( x- j
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$ d% G6 N( m/ Q0 V7 _! {' E THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED./ ]" @$ j6 L5 s4 A, {. S5 k
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY ./ ?4 I4 o2 Q5 z6 y. x& C
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1 c- q9 B5 z, ~# @ "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.' u s: G6 j% R* b7 L
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* \9 E8 X/ Q% k1 T/ }5 [- h- | I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."# L. }3 Z' h4 a, F! X$ {
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+ F+ ], a( G( c C7 h1 i A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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. M; I, K/ q5 v. G) t7 \9 o2 ~ THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.( k' ]1 w, E" z6 z
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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9 L8 q o# e4 s5 e8 `/ Q9 ^8 i3 a "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.", ^7 A7 c/ d- V/ o; w \5 l* o) C
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2 S0 H' g3 \9 z: O2 V THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS8 N2 s9 N3 V$ ?* J: J. U
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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. `* S, A( t" ^! M, |) `* h THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.) R5 q) E% w j$ j( H# \
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A3 C/ S K# U( \' `
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