Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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; U0 ~3 w' j. U WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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$ \7 A* m  S! r0 g: T; t THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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  N4 H$ \: Q. s( `$ S THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


2 d( U: {2 k. ^4 @+ x2 P "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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% \- G+ k. X, N* U+ e2 m: c I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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$ l3 e4 {" m) v9 i A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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8 C4 p& D+ J' n% \  h8 b3 l* l THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


* L( k+ X/ L  W) z WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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0 D$ ~, _* N" ^$ e+ C IMPRESSIVE..


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9 a& C8 w8 V  X. h& P! S SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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- l8 E/ p5 D9 x: P/ e! } END.
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0 d9 c7 w( t4 W THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


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