Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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; r! _1 P3 J6 {+ Y6 f' Z. J, L WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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4 V) C. s' u" N2 t" w! C7 p  D THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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$ C0 A7 p# }8 K: L" S0 f! M3 t# l I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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, t6 N3 Q+ A5 u  j( c$ z: u$ b A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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- v- O, I7 I. I) x$ m6 o "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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* d7 m% m* S: R* Y" V% e- D NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..

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1 {4 h9 W4 k+ C* A! A" c SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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7 k8 i/ [! }4 L6 G) n  I& q+ Z SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.


THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


8 n/ ?% [0 c+ q. s; T$ A THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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& i9 K2 S3 c/ B4 H$ y0 _% W LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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I read a similar one before~