Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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& x7 L4 C0 U* T* r( c WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."



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' N# F9 J. m- b, y A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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+ K* I- k4 x. B- o  h6 s, B- _ WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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) F1 L- A( q* b3 D: I; M9 c6 O: [ THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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' G1 M# S- N% @* c3 @- p' a5 \ NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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; F& @& y3 g( |8 j6 z IMPRESSIVE..
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& J9 e; _6 d. O$ ?6 L  l% s1 X SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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