 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.* s; Z6 }" g! I0 _* H2 j/ h0 y
, \: j8 y( s/ Y% p0 D2 v" ?
You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?- g* T7 f/ A2 f/ m, S( N8 f0 Y" T
' \/ Y: O) O/ ~5 c b- y
Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"' p/ k3 ~" p5 d' A
+ |. l. _7 I* N$ y: `So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"3 V! q- t9 f. S) l4 v- v# t; x' O
3 c/ F5 g0 Z* {4 f5 o1 c, m1 T
.... and that's when the fight started. |
|