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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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0 R" G; P, G! w9 uYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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. K6 h1 x( \+ {1 I$ YWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"0 O) H5 I8 \) A1 U6 c
9 _( _0 z* z' RSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"" r8 U: f- U* N t
U& `- n" P. q" Q2 i.... and that's when the fight started. |
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