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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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% E" X$ U, h5 A( L. p+ qWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"7 a- Y* f2 `% i6 J; d6 }
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"/ f: j e' v+ C0 }4 T% X
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