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你可以这么想：世界上有三种人，男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓，女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。
2 V5 g; k/ h4 wengineer是需要学很多东西，原理，但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。2 F3 e7 }1 T, W2 {% V" s
% t6 N0 O* `% B. l4 n参照以下条件，看你到底是不适合做engg：
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/ K1 Z$ W+ j! Q# e$ G; d* R- nSymptoms that you are Engineer9 @; \& B$ v9 v" U% d
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April 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
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0 Q6 A: d& q k+ {+ hYou might be an engineer if…
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- A3 _( M7 D7 H jIf your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
$ P! p+ u; k4 }* z0 x, NIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they
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If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
- j0 z; k, j0 L! RIf you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”+ @6 o z7 l; ~1 Q0 S
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
" i, B( Q- e) R4 r9 h! @4 XIf you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
* I6 s- q3 V) i9 DIf you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas
0 t" i j, U2 e0 t. o" O cIf the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
. K3 R+ j c1 g( o# y; VIf your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the) T" F1 P# s( k+ s3 k2 r
decimal point in the right place. F: T0 h1 `. |: ?0 u5 l; y; i1 b0 Q
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car
: E& Q3 Q3 F9 q* NIf you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than. o1 }8 _- H0 \/ w* K! P
hanging coats and taping ducts
7 p! T4 U0 @# A% E1 K& g5 [If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest4 s o( u* s/ x2 d+ b
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies# a8 u# N1 _* \4 b
If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area% _( q; @' O9 X$ L
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a1 P7 B* ~# y& N7 b6 X5 O
test that actually takes five minutes to run
( e: \# w9 X: [; L& AIf you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is1 P0 b7 T' O( O/ Y g6 m' A% @5 R
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven0 J' S4 S6 F7 Q- _& q% N3 N6 _6 ~
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush5 g1 l8 ^8 {8 d0 B
If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s
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, p: [ j* f; r1 `If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
! u; r, o: ?! e' santenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
9 [/ h! V/ L% @/ m" BIf you are currently gathering the components to build your own0 L: G; l# ~( H! s! \1 j* [5 S
nuclear reactor
2 J, W+ a% t( `; `: M8 gIf you have never backed-up your hard drive
% D( _7 b* n5 Q! X$ ~/ [If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
5 Z: q! f T* w, m! s* vgames, but are afraid to say it out loud
, ?. e3 h+ P+ gIf you truly believe aliens are living among us
/ D/ @6 F4 G$ M7 R* X7 zIf you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
: v9 P! d/ f |% T; ~8 F5 n4 dIf you see a good design and still have to change it
- o1 R4 d5 p. _- GIf the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your
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, `3 }* o" u% U& V; j5 zIf you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
9 L' R/ X/ v9 Z2 s5 d: d' hIf you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your
3 ~' V M9 E, n: l* C5 {automobile tires
: X- [; j/ a2 t$ F- rIf you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
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If you need a checklist to turn on the TV% f. C# h. E8 R3 t, K4 @
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name2 ]7 n5 r1 O' ^+ F
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you
7 }. X# Q3 `$ A, F3 I, z crush up to the front to fix it
/ | I' |4 [; _7 X- ZIf you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
; G. {5 p/ F5 D1 S7 vIf you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel! Z' C: U- Q6 l. s4 k y. \
and have seen most of the shows already
* [' m7 }! L* j% C* w8 l- D6 I" fIf your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV
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up thinking that was normal
* ^. L4 x5 n% Y7 p, dIf you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what
, P6 W/ s* T5 P( csize screw driver to use& m# M6 K d7 e& v% u' I
If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
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If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time3 ^3 A1 ?# J, v! q2 L
this week
. ^/ `4 O1 L, Z# g( M6 F/ Z, cIf your checkbook always balances( U5 y! c! e U2 w1 A) D/ J
If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
( g; [3 h* t% M$ `" tIf you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
1 y, o1 S; i: h" qIf you think your computer looks better without the cover* i4 a' g7 q1 c
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they
' o% }% a" X& }9 [% |didn’t get enough sleep
* } W9 r9 i/ F# l. GIf you spend more on your home computer than your car
" t5 ], b4 [7 }5 |3 }) {/ A8 {If you know what http:// stands for
# x1 r! i+ @/ [. E3 sIf your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
J9 M6 w+ }9 A$ M5 P& {explain atmospheric absorption theory.
/ F% m% T5 T, Q$ }If your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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Don't let them fool you. That was the thinking many, many moons ago. I'm a U of A Civil Engineer grad from the 80's. From the grad pictures, there were only a handful of girls in our grad class. Things change over the years. More and more girls graduated in ENG and found excellent career in their studied field. Through the "Edmonton Chinese Engineer Society" 
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