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你可以这么想:世界上有三种人,男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓,女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。
1 r5 l( a+ ]5 m, h' }- O! Yengineer是需要学很多东西,原理,但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。& V( v, C! q8 D9 g; r$ j
) o: A1 k1 [/ o参照以下条件,看你到底是不适合做engg:* P8 H) w) S+ S" F1 Z: s- Z
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Symptoms that you are Engineer8 D% l: _# G& }+ Q# j$ e
! N3 N0 p! L( `0 x$ J+ m- d4 ZApril 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain6 I" V' D$ b, ]1 V% k
3 Y; J/ W# L' i2 mYou might be an engineer if…: @) \) P! g0 n
$ Y+ f( s: F% r7 ~. [ rIf your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight& A( l3 M; w& {) x
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they# g4 T# J' A. {$ Y
work/ H( D( R4 H+ A# F0 X
If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone2 d* v0 m g& R& {) d+ A* R" {8 {
If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
) d* `6 ?4 k6 O- V* PIf your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner: N! H0 _! V; h8 w1 ~
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie8 {# W9 G5 K. T9 S
If you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas u* q" K' v6 l: `% d+ m% `
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail# J4 s$ L; d- d5 x) E4 H
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the3 S L3 S J+ }) d, `/ P9 m' _1 l& V
decimal point in the right place' o4 B- o+ D; L: @ w) n Z
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car/ J; U9 C p# U/ X
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than( M0 E4 ?# b( C: o U# g: F' ~' }4 [- H# A
hanging coats and taping ducts5 w/ b3 y5 A6 Y9 r# j- ^
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest
) }8 ^. K* |9 G7 m" c9 O) n1 ~sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
5 b3 {" K- Q) Y# d6 k. q; BIf you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area1 {! v9 `; S, P8 V) W! ]; Q/ O
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a7 `' t! ^! C0 a6 X( R! S. v
test that actually takes five minutes to run; [& n5 g' S% }9 [) o- {
If you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is+ M2 c/ w0 N+ N* G4 O3 J
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven( R# P9 \2 m: Z& y; V
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
2 p, H1 P& F5 r* `5 \+ \' }If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s
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If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the" \+ D3 `! B6 n. ?
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
( t0 q/ a& x: U' p4 M% F5 Z( J' sIf you are currently gathering the components to build your own
u1 a- E1 s! @/ anuclear reactor" S3 \7 C$ ~, ?6 D' M
If you have never backed-up your hard drive" a$ l2 x, ]1 {- c% r! }: ]
If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
; C" N1 p q) Z1 [! Xgames, but are afraid to say it out loud
% R3 [1 O9 P3 m1 @3 q) F' K$ M$ dIf you truly believe aliens are living among us
) Q" k0 O$ r3 x. FIf you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance+ [% `& a! [+ g3 v# d
If you see a good design and still have to change it! n1 \ e$ y7 \* u h- p
If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your
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If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
* \0 M% M# r* \: z4 _8 ^If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your
, p' w5 c/ |# @2 x7 n6 H/ _$ hautomobile tires
4 H8 x/ I3 O' r' m' s! oIf you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
) o4 n* g1 \8 C0 i, X3 f; hown turns bread into charcoal E8 J% _, ^) A _' N/ Z1 n
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
3 F6 T, t# z8 L8 gIf you have introduced your kids by the wrong name9 r# O9 A/ l; s2 ?! ^; n8 A
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you
5 q, m( B6 L% I7 ^5 d& y2 t9 \rush up to the front to fix it0 |8 A( I/ X D7 a% b
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary1 i; K. Y8 @# Z* b6 h' V, @; ~
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel
+ Q: f- @. |2 n) t9 {and have seen most of the shows already N, h) @9 x$ }3 h. P( u
If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV
; s8 h) a7 ^. {- Hwith a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew
% X* I# X( T: P; f1 ?, Z! uup thinking that was normal8 o0 a% O: R1 j" [0 X
If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what `" f! D: `* D( l0 f9 E
size screw driver to use) Y. d% l" M8 e2 P! K" B7 I/ M# l
If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own% _: W( ~9 q3 u- L2 i+ L6 L# I
handwriting) W( f! v }4 e4 ]# Z
If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time+ U! Y: `- b; }: @9 ]) V( R. Y
this week
; i; X. a2 [% E. F7 X( ^If your checkbook always balances
* O- d9 y" U0 i4 ~" a* KIf your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her( F0 f# Y& q" ~. N4 n
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life# U. o' y; w/ ?5 K
If you think your computer looks better without the cover, |- [, f- m& `( r1 a: h# n, V' a9 e
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they. d: l3 _5 _, o1 u# i
didn’t get enough sleep7 S- l; Q$ m6 r5 E+ m
If you spend more on your home computer than your car
c( u& {( x H2 }/ W. x( \If you know what http:// stands for! D: t6 t; r& j1 q1 v k
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
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If your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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