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' F B* ?! U1 Z E }I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I% @- l: Q; L5 _* u) v: x+ @7 |
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was$ T' h1 d1 v+ A ~+ E" u
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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" W, c+ Q8 E3 `% T# [' o6 ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very( |" J3 X4 B* ^4 `
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down& q2 e' m# N Y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
, I9 j; I% h. r0 i3 Tdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.% x3 n7 s. `( d6 H2 W: I- q
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come$ C1 t1 G0 z) b1 c. a8 ?( L
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
& M* g& a+ x, |0 m; Ywhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
' P: O t" c3 P' |* e0 A. Povercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 u; b' }' d5 E1 \, _1 z( Mcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! h; K6 c; A7 e X3 j' ysaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 U8 T7 k. D* ?$ M% `9 P
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 @& d# ] q Q e+ |
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards, J. u1 d2 P6 z) t% S, W
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and* s+ b4 U6 r4 ~8 a% @
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't' U2 e* O# ?+ I+ d8 j& Z5 `
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."! p0 N. q9 q% U* [* x
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7 f7 o. _6 ~3 d }And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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