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" g' j$ l/ q9 O1 o |& Y+ d# o5 vI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I; e5 ?' G5 F# T8 F
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
* W/ C% x, y! b# {% t2 k! ]only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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. v/ Q% w! q/ {* A2 ]7 }5 D+ @My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, W1 D3 r. E9 X; h, G4 _
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
0 Z/ y( E, A& E) {$ d! a" e/ |when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
8 A4 e: v2 e, W8 f+ w& Tdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* t) |9 L- b% A4 Y3 p+ X7 V
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
+ a: A( J5 r K+ ?* `whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 X/ k( P( r* ^5 l' fovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and# l. @- O5 ?. j' N5 A
committed my life to her sister.
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, r3 R! @% v1 V/ y! K" o7 ?; DWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 j/ ]1 S; f, C* Z
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
1 ^& l/ x" O$ `' }% `$ \fling, just come up and get me."+ v/ H2 _5 A+ V$ g6 [7 I
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# c3 j% x, ~+ p Z: j4 l% jI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
0 L; M4 F" Q: n1 F; Rthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline1 s5 |4 _/ T2 C% r' z
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# d& X+ Y3 }+ W# K
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# I9 p7 l2 o, b0 J& K: ?. a, VTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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- ]# K3 e. n1 \: ~4 FWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
! }$ R, _$ G. H' l, ?9 Psaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't8 o; v5 C, E& h4 c. \! A5 R
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 G; o8 R. H& H( G& e
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