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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, t! R0 d4 A! n. z
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was! h# t7 W4 s/ i- p ~
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
# T: F8 Z) i. g) y, c Mtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# S" X& U8 a3 O6 Ewhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be1 N8 W+ j8 Y$ z% B% l
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* v f" M, X* N+ c; {
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
' U5 K# ^$ j6 y8 e* r* w: F! u. _7 Iover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
0 I1 M7 J8 S4 U8 F" K5 @whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't, a! h# T Z* t. p1 ^5 z' c7 Q
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, Z9 ~2 v" _! K. Kcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
, M5 l3 K5 x0 p" V/ Rsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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: K4 f' s5 P* g1 e3 K6 XI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
6 I- G0 s+ h, h5 ?the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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0 r4 m+ J0 B( H. `/ bWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and0 D, V$ u3 ~" Y1 S$ x5 w
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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