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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 T% }, ~( A) m8 T
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down8 e6 M9 i9 s2 o
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 f1 s/ D" W0 O6 x1 hdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
$ z, i; H# n' J2 y- K6 vover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
$ x( I6 x3 ^0 v2 q6 Q8 c$ ywhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
" e- U0 m$ Z- G- F0 ]8 xovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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; |% T6 m- N! g# c: X# aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
" l7 |- z& P0 asaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards' M6 G" f; ~" Y% c4 W. E9 X
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& [; M* S+ [4 j6 U9 Q( W! m
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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, b! d. T1 u. x4 \7 A3 VAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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