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. b8 P6 O$ I( b' s: QI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I$ q+ \! H3 J, a
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was9 Z9 V! b6 k( A0 V2 G6 \2 W+ x5 F
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.+ B9 m" n* q8 _: z! J+ @1 W
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/ f4 v; n5 D: U z! ]9 nMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. X q7 c/ }) F0 G6 s+ j7 s( }
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down! Q9 y* s, y7 p! A6 {0 S8 A" J
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be4 i( e* m; e- k) Q! S
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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7 U# E: i5 Z: V" A* m1 l: j3 oOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* X8 J9 A4 J- L: |3 F% _
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she9 T( _6 U* X* e3 x5 @
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't0 @& c4 X3 E; v3 T: y6 {/ F
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and/ f7 K' }0 E4 G0 M9 d, m' B" K
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 x4 W; H4 |. _0 r) j4 \! k, K
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 p( t3 \, [! o/ R9 T# x
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
- y @! L2 `5 Z1 Y( R: A7 bmy car.
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- s8 T- _0 a* | O+ Y, E/ ^/ N' ?To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% E) r0 }! h9 f$ v* s7 b
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't" n1 r6 D4 [! q& C- |4 C7 k
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your# T# G) s8 q8 `2 r! u6 R+ J d
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