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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I ?, c0 d O1 x7 J
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
2 C2 B4 o" w$ W) l: T- bonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.5 K; Z4 ?+ U9 W+ y( V
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. X' p5 S5 f) s" t' \
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down! K$ T1 S' x8 _4 t/ f
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be3 t# D2 Z3 R7 e% Q& n, p
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( _7 `4 m" M! L% b. D: v' z
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+ I: V) p0 L8 a4 yOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! i( _5 Z7 k0 E% P
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she) C+ G! A8 X, k W/ z$ `$ N
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't3 j- E% H, N# s8 l) p: M+ M8 ?9 o
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
& _" x3 N @. {$ d- p; S1 Hcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She# }+ l. j1 W7 X5 W
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild% ~% w6 ] L+ J/ C T( r6 U9 l5 r& i
fling, just come up and get me."
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) S" d: o) {- E- Y2 W6 Q u/ cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
/ R0 E8 ~( J6 }. Uthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline& h$ W' F: b: d% ^/ i
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
9 F( ]$ X- n$ i% H0 n8 cmy car.; t7 Z# x5 L) D6 }1 R( C7 K) o* S' q
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing8 T6 O' f6 {/ [* u
outside, all clapping!
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: Y7 a" M' X8 M' e; XWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; [* E) E# v: w1 a2 r/ G
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& ]& @: p) E3 @! u# p
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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8 N# n# _8 [' Q- y8 s& r1 ~# q9 jAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your' G% V& j2 A- U( w$ _9 x9 X
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