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9 v4 k; @" e7 ]# o, L2 p1 YI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( Q& j4 j3 A8 P! E& N# w) Y" K
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was9 {9 s1 g3 V' h$ s. G7 B3 c" R
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
: _& u! m6 e: r6 J6 }' Ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
v7 o9 `$ S6 s1 c6 Wwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be* `9 S- b) ?- m5 C% }
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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8 }0 C+ I3 r' d' H$ ~5 V* Q' c, XOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
2 [5 A; v# j2 m6 {0 Q# X& a9 R: Oover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
. I k9 u) ~9 e1 Z7 ]5 awhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
) X0 { Y; B7 G, v+ covercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 ^ D3 I d0 C2 Y% }9 m
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She, P; P9 I( w3 d4 b
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ J3 `9 Z6 U% W: B0 X$ N) [
fling, just come up and get me."- _7 \2 b4 f, v
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing p7 j: j; j. W9 U, R8 x9 ^
outside, all clapping!/ j m5 r0 z0 H# ~5 N" a
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and \# p" @7 `4 m- n
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't, o) W4 ~( y# f$ e- j' u
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your$ B, }( U* J, O" G, y) T U
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