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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
& |- ]% `) ?- }2 z3 ]Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.# V8 a9 F& B- a" C3 H6 d
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
: n8 Q4 y7 m. W+ d# @+ Lfamily was invited over to see the baby.
; b* Q4 n g2 R2 ]1 |- LBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
6 U: M. p* h' W* C) d7 mwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
* t$ T( L1 {: |His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything * O9 H5 c1 o0 H
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
1 }3 j) s9 Y7 Y" x2 \would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.' w& l- ~ R0 |& R) a& u4 j
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ) C2 a) T: \1 u! Q
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful9 P' I* p9 Q. n8 t# I
baby.'
5 g C3 J& k2 d7 p- J5 ~The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. : R$ s1 g# K5 a( A9 K* v
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
, f1 S6 r/ W8 F X0 }. S( [4 jlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
8 o0 C: s0 E: `he see?'
, t# e6 @2 b& _" g# Y0 r+ O2 ~+ e# L'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
3 b d$ d- L6 S he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
9 c9 U, r# t* x. J% lneeded glasses'. |
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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