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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 6 @; e8 V9 f( P3 Q/ @( D/ t. q" s0 W
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.( I$ v+ P& @' @& ?
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
; |4 u/ q: T8 }6 b7 d( E* }family was invited over to see the baby.
$ @% A0 J  o( X, t5 e$ L/ bBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
& C0 X% s4 \3 m+ I6 xwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
" K8 }' b% k; |+ H# R7 G3 UHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 9 W! S3 u$ ~- o4 E' h) O
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he- v# {! u1 f1 E+ k
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.8 |. E5 F) o3 f  J. `$ P' [/ q
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
- r8 x6 {' H- v" X' nWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful1 i9 P/ q6 u. S/ Z9 j2 B
baby.'
9 A$ ]1 O/ Y* c+ C  F2 E8 CThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
4 E2 o* c, H6 g  ?Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
6 A# z9 t; _) S4 Z4 P2 Slittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can3 w7 y5 r# \6 q3 R% ?
he see?'
- T* ]+ R% _$ Y1 K'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said- k' a% t* G# F7 g
he has 20/20 vision.'2 F0 d' b* e0 t2 N  ^

- ~- q, ]! P; y( ?3 n( Z! ^'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
. H( n: |# q! g- A6 F  _6 fneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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