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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
6 G7 g) N9 c1 |& g( f, sUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
+ C# ], K& s" y9 ~( I8 E0 @When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's, Z  L5 h2 Y6 t) ~- j1 u
family was invited over to see the baby. 0 Q" a1 P+ s9 ^% u
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk$ s4 m# H; }% Z4 v6 X9 i
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
& K& i5 w* o' W, q) BHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 2 p; P- x! j) r7 }$ ?7 [9 j7 K
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he+ _1 G! |9 }! X# O, B5 M4 _; k
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.# `# R" u" K! z  y: x# c) G
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
5 G' @* Q, c: V  G1 k! W& N( M9 L% M+ ZWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
8 O: U; q- V/ T& }' Ybaby.'1 B" p; s# v2 w6 n: q$ V
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. % M7 V% V/ e$ t# G" J- f
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
  o; v+ G7 S. m% X% m5 l$ v0 Ilittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
5 W& k- F7 S4 ]5 q# M+ [$ H5 c7 Ehe see?'
0 ~+ b7 Y# c8 B4 N1 @/ w: _. i'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
! T' b, |3 T& N0 B' O he has 20/20 vision.'
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+ t3 H! d% D+ U4 M8 J1 L' U; N'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he0 n; i. `% m: _( ]
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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