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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 0 d+ {* [0 t; D8 C, _
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
# B, s* @+ f! m$ P( g7 r3 }# D _When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
2 S. r I- l" f2 z; ?% D" rfamily was invited over to see the baby. % o( C" |2 h8 P/ ?% _3 w: p5 t
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
0 m$ T3 c7 ]; M* A2 lwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
3 |( t8 Q! {. [' n9 P$ Z: XHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
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would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.% T5 |. q4 _$ V% @! q
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
1 }& T3 ?8 |( MWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful* r& }' j; U3 d7 ^- K
baby.'
3 [/ E7 U* r1 N+ q' vThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
7 [6 g% w# }: V: n, z! IJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful' n3 k) ]5 s" Q$ K9 d
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can5 y6 ^" q0 F6 b# B: H0 g
he see?'% \& _6 X1 O( n8 M
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
+ I, M& r* b6 P5 k& @ he has 20/20 vision.'
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& C: u4 ^, R. e'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
% u k" h, x* p* m+ V) m* R4 H$ i8 wneeded glasses'. |
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