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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
% C1 N) c% i8 l. FUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
5 @# E$ H# N  v, V! xWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's/ I+ a+ O' o5 a  W/ T7 Z7 {
family was invited over to see the baby.
) X1 w- L  ]" l+ W% b% ^Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
2 B# \$ t) m# d% n4 D/ s; `with him and explained that the baby had no ears.# b4 \, |$ _0 P" G% C# R6 n1 I# U
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ) L# w" a& d0 r) J, B5 Y5 ~& H6 p
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
+ K4 K) h, H& Hwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
3 b' C# i+ X; y6 ~6 O4 T/ BLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ' Y& Q& ^9 O9 V
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful1 g6 T- ^4 K) q
baby.'' d6 i) n' ]. t" s9 F; m
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
6 J- L! j8 @# N2 V* ?$ gJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful/ e! ^9 D( [7 t$ ^, q8 H) E
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
. i) S: T" W3 hhe see?'
2 @3 |: P  i" N& a" p'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said6 ~( o: E/ f; L$ d3 |- I! a
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
+ H8 A- x0 j9 i  I9 m( a3 I# I2 S6 dneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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