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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
6 o; J' I4 `  |- pUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
( Z( h& @2 A, c. mWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's2 ~4 Z: j7 q( d
family was invited over to see the baby.
0 i* c+ {' c: h: Q2 X( d% [) `$ ABefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
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9 ~- }$ n: z7 wHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything   Q9 L2 y6 W8 [7 n$ G
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
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3 P1 A& z  ^1 K: v( jLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
" z) d. X+ Q  y2 E* R' AWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful, }8 J7 ]+ f2 |4 J7 h
baby.'/ v% x" c) D: A% r2 H0 e$ b" k/ `
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ) d4 a  [* s3 l+ s' K. d' d) ?, P
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful* N% K# m) a0 l" F4 H
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can3 t5 S& y! f2 q$ ]# e
he see?'
/ G4 b0 _1 G4 x) ?( M'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
8 t  u; n/ G+ j8 R6 [/ L: T he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
1 [) i; B; [4 Z% j1 Gneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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