The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
# B, s* @+ f! m$ P( g7 r3 }# D  _When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
2 S. r  I- l" f2 z; ?% D" rfamily was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
0 m$ T3 c7 ]; M* A2 lwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
3 |( t8 Q! {. [' n9 P$ Z: XHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
  d6 a" l1 l* Iabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
1 }& T3 ?8 |( MWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
3 [/ E7 U* r1 N+ q' vThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
7 [6 g% w# }: V: n, z! IJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
+ I, M& r* b6 P5 k& @ he has 20/20 vision.'
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& C: u4 ^, R. e'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
% u  k" h, x* p* m+ V) m* R4 H$ i8 wneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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