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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 1 `# N7 S8 x0 _: J/ H
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.; W4 L5 v; ~2 `, J
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's% j7 W+ O( v8 k5 s
family was invited over to see the baby. ) h/ w# v2 Z5 d4 f0 v9 B9 P+ r0 y7 h
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
8 r1 o" x9 s4 [: q& A$ pwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
1 @6 ?6 R' O. V6 IHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ; g5 N) K0 I* @) q' M8 H$ a3 e
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he8 X: z& u4 W( w$ j& o. c. A
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
3 y& g# x1 W) Y6 \4 E5 R. bLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. # O" G+ \2 v6 y6 w/ _
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful- v. }1 ]; k! G: P4 b* Y+ H3 n
baby.'
, p4 B( ~2 _% I0 FThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
7 h; }5 p# a4 L, S5 |Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
# k4 _. z% g4 i2 u: X6 dlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
  V  E- G, D+ I2 The see?'* {+ ^" Y- k0 Y8 H: G$ J
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said2 m4 v# g+ |( h- Q. ]5 b- k
he has 20/20 vision.'
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) U* x& S6 \8 z, R. T- C0 G'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
% u4 t0 H: W3 m( v8 Hneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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