The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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+ V6 \$ n$ |2 j9 IBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
% B( U  o/ j  }- B9 [$ }2 U  ~( O# \, Qabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
- Z5 u* u5 R) i6 f2 Zwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
4 B9 v" Q, s' P$ r' uLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
' W+ o1 U+ A" j, u5 pWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
$ c$ Q0 W4 K2 X, W8 W1 B: ^he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
3 n$ b0 I( B; {) b7 I& b) { he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
; I8 [2 x: z7 {+ _, H8 Kneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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