Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
; f' d3 V! p2 Z1 e' y) x8 Jit's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

% V4 z6 l- \# M- T  e% x; zPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

; C+ G& ?- K7 y; ^4 ^4 TSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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4 w# [% K+ c( a' ~9 uHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
( N: {5 ^6 v4 o/ H' W6 t2 wThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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- Z& w) j: Q% F! G3 m; W9 z& m8 F2 dOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.

( ]$ w/ w4 A6 I$ c. v( b* q4 p9 A, M4 mBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

) W. ~  E% @  c1 t% V* UEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
  s( R% a  |- f/ U& f# r; O3 o2 Nand when they marry they become otherwise.
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6 S, ]- M3 w8 }/ BSuccess is a relative term.
" _3 G9 P5 y/ |1 E( L$ a- i! ]It brings so many relatives.

$ j& r8 p5 I% H# k4 U9 O) TNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
& d5 D5 ?7 [+ R+ nSo go to sleep
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/ M: x0 L) P! f3 q  h. P: E; x% WThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
" e9 l# R+ y/ B: l7 ~& n; N, }  vBut why take the risk

1 ~5 x2 h$ ~( O- x"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
% z0 f" G4 D$ \4 S7 P0 m3 hThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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# u3 W: Y7 o' J$ C) C! R4 wA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
7 C4 v; c2 [7 K% @On my desk, I have a work station....
$ q: l; M4 g; q9 Z+ Pwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
% ^$ X7 ~* H8 `love it ^^