Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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) J* Z4 t+ k$ v' kI was born intelligent -
, I! \) l% V, Feducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
1 d7 y! a: Q5 Y0 {" vBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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: M2 E: h5 Y5 c0 y* ?, e( cIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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2 Z9 o. y/ U' l) ~/ l0 pSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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& `( p4 _9 j. a, HHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
- C. ~" p# T+ V5 C7 }. eThere's Mastercard & Visa.

  ~: \# g/ Z0 }3 A3 U  y; ZOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

2 v' x4 |- t+ V0 j4 VEvery man should marry.
4 q2 W5 c$ Y$ h5 o7 SAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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; F  g+ b6 g2 Q7 t6 ~- CThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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: ~- _2 V" c9 O4 W( ]Success is a relative term.
8 f& v% K+ q3 H7 ^' o! w* b# yIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
9 e3 d4 v  K+ swhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

2 u$ w# B4 o' \: n* n  N1 mThere should be a better way to start a day
$ g: H+ x! D) X( hThan waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
" D& R1 M+ w. L7 x, }  ^But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

- ?7 [+ M$ C! C" SThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
, u3 E8 v$ @* d( r3 p; N! S' O& d5 OSo.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
+ u: y3 c6 I$ W6 a/ x0 a# p0 MOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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