Logic

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If your father is a poor man,
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  \8 o+ a; @  A+ @  uif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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# B% H. D9 y4 G9 ?% R$ C; E' g0 oI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
& X- v" b" u' w" X: uBut nobody's perfect......
1 ~3 B! K: c& f, Zso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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! K* ^1 Z! F  Y% G. Z& ^6 r2 U' fSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

# T/ J# J) z4 z& H1 JMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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2 V/ E/ [. e6 v. X0 yOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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* {8 l0 [" X& _Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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/ d) I" \& ?5 H3 V: L0 ~0 t; JThe wise never marry.
% w& j% i# b7 x6 Jand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
# l5 k1 m6 Q8 }It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
0 J5 I9 Q% L+ R0 L* N4 s% A% pwhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
7 \% C' x) j  W, B: jSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
7 j/ n+ m$ V' U6 S( L- [Than waking up every morning
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' n) }! g( n6 m' h9 \! c+ u"Hard work never killed anybody"
2 s/ J1 P/ d  }* cBut why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
& k# a+ t4 r* pThank God we can choose our friends.
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" O% ?7 s8 y1 N7 p/ L; j8 \The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
; O$ O7 J  L" CSo.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
  Q# I! h/ t. k- K- A6 t" b3 e/ {A train station is where a train stops.
/ A* d3 q8 B6 p$ p) bOn my desk, I have a work station....
0 Z+ K; m- R# C( Nwhat more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^