Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
0 P5 G/ U) O! X2 o) W8 eit is your fate but,
" G+ M/ V) j/ D' w9 z7 Kif your father-in-law is a poor man,
0 t3 r* h( y. Y  Kit's your stupidity.
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& x- \5 R* {2 g7 H! H% N/ d( P7 UI was born intelligent -
; B% B3 W; v, V2 ^. Y" Ueducation ruined me.

5 \) U7 g* ~: w6 S8 HPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
- \' g+ u. L5 M3 ^so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

# R% ]- y# s/ e- FSince light travels faster than sound,
4 @( p% K. q" S9 H9 @people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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! l) y' H- y" b, UMoney is not everything.
( j4 F4 @9 D, V3 LThere's Mastercard & Visa.

* u, }7 X0 g) OOne should love animals.
+ s8 S2 q: d7 |% w1 P+ [They are so tasty.

3 r, w4 m! I; y4 ~, H/ f- m6 t! JBehind every successful man, there is a woman
3 K6 P' O5 v9 J, i0 ^3 d4 ?And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

5 y4 e1 V9 Z: y+ I9 e( x* s% zEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

# D. `: c, f! T& F% T, R! A, N7 @The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
" r3 v& u1 X; @It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

% e1 D6 o0 {* L* H"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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6 Y% Y, K6 |; T5 z3 f9 y3 dThere should be a better way to start a day
/ Y) g) G; Q" X7 c' \Than waking up every morning

/ X2 M- M& W! \, ^9 X"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
  c9 R1 n' m6 C" UI can look at it for hours

9 K! w  Z: o; ^/ F/ e" U/ ]God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
5 U9 y+ v. X9 V' W9 vThe more you know, the more you forget
+ u1 ^$ V" x- |The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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9 V0 S0 K% ^3 _! x0 p4 DA bus station is where a bus stops.
' q: M) b% Y/ `6 {; I& u& L+ M  ]8 jA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
4 n! t, L3 m/ |# ^* Elove it ^^