Logic

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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
6 b+ d  Y: o* Rif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
/ P7 D( W6 y" v/ v9 n. ~so why practice?
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, B5 Q* C% K- ~# C- a& y+ s& f6 PIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

  Z, u3 c8 S" q$ sSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
* ], L6 ^7 W+ s. q6 K5 AThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
9 i$ @3 @, z5 \4 P9 RAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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4 r- j* U0 e: [7 e+ wThe wise never marry.
. p: s. Q) B* l. f* ?- [4 M$ r+ tand when they marry they become otherwise.
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/ B1 q2 ^; w2 ]8 d; h; W, USuccess is a relative term.
1 Y/ c2 O) I6 @- l' S# r1 LIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
9 I; x, N0 Y+ R/ F4 D  }So go to sleep

3 I. |3 G8 h7 Z6 Z+ _$ bThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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  |* p4 l' Y; o: [  V"Hard work never killed anybody"
) F* ?) P* z& p2 P8 r* n8 b$ z( p. gBut why take the risk

& {& p8 R- p" Q9 W% K"Work fascinates me"
1 v/ R" t/ {# W* x5 \I can look at it for hours

, P, ?8 H! j; B. ^( n; LGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

2 ?: {. _. ~5 q6 `The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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: ]; G- D& [6 {! B1 i, y) OA bus station is where a bus stops.
' L- Y7 _; P% {6 s  Y( U& cA train station is where a train stops.
5 j6 ^5 [2 |/ H6 R: S  tOn my desk, I have a work station....
' }0 m" m8 d2 ?" Q- ewhat more can I say........
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Hilarious!

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