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it is your fate but,% t) J6 m3 l/ y! C4 Z
if your father-in-law is a poor man,: D& }) H3 }# [) g/ m
it's your stupidity.
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& d+ Q |9 W: ?1 hI was born intelligent -
. x' n% [4 d0 ieducation ruined me.
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- ?3 {( z# N5 B. H( |" nPractice makes perfect....# B$ X. S, E% V9 a1 T7 }" |" q9 s
But nobody's perfect......
# L6 H, k! y& T$ j3 gso why practice?% K. Q) v: `/ k: }0 G+ h
" S5 g0 _2 b1 mIf it's true that we are here to help others,
! B; j. J$ b" e+ i3 o3 m; z, Kthen what exactly are the others here for? y7 v; i! _; L" X
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Since light travels faster than sound,) J$ ]" ]8 {$ E. ^) O
people appear bright until you hear them speak.5 z% e- g$ T0 |' ~
, J. g% [5 O* p4 ]0 ~; LHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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& u& ]0 E' Y0 K- x2 vMoney is not everything.
" A v8 b1 C( F2 ]3 @- FThere's Mastercard & Visa.: {! M) f S$ r
7 f2 J' i0 R9 r& R, Q+ dOne should love animals.
- t. e$ A2 ]; {1 y, M5 E0 M" O6 [They are so tasty.; b f+ `! z6 J; M: y& Z
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman3 H' @$ K, n7 C
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.% j' [( K e T) J1 M
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Every man should marry.
# O; w8 @% ?/ [# m! r! rAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
7 T2 R6 B* Z3 o6 R6 Y+ k- ~5 Dlife.
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* ~; ^" B. h5 k3 I9 x$ ]8 QThe wise never marry.! M6 \1 g# z+ A* E# R6 P
and when they marry they become otherwise.$ o. k+ c+ `+ b, U/ L: _6 p
@3 C& A# P0 p. r- bSuccess is a relative term.' s# L6 S8 ` j% L: w7 Q4 C
It brings so many relatives.+ f4 ]3 p7 O, h7 M
8 L$ a7 t" a; fNever put off the work till tomorrow
7 u! a4 Y! V$ ^3 g3 C+ \what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"% N7 @; \1 ~# u4 E0 E
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day+ |; V, [; h) @6 f; u, o
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
/ d" O9 r: ^& x0 c) gBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"' F) ?4 K) a8 \3 z+ Y7 h
I can look at it for hours
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' F/ o) Q) {' S' l7 c6 z0 r/ zGod made relatives;) Z1 R7 V" p+ ^2 H: m
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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: _: q/ L3 m: l, X, _' J% sThe more you learn, the more you know,
5 Y3 K7 g! R( PThe more you know, the more you forget
# v* i& b- e- iThe more you forget, the less you know
/ x# K; x4 N+ _$ A5 RSo.. why learn.
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/ n8 {4 }% W% T6 V. X/ O+ |A bus station is where a bus stops.
7 q7 h* H/ S* u3 V: a7 qA train station is where a train stops.
0 X! S5 A! {9 t v" u- c! V5 NOn my desk, I have a work station....: |2 d! P5 F; ~# u) P* R
what more can I say........: r. \# a) R0 c5 ?
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