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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 Y' s# `+ J- G7 h
Maria: Here it is. $ e5 [0 g% m; f
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; ]% e5 `) U! X. z' t' ]- j' LClass: Maria. % I2 E- V+ \8 j8 |
+ r# m$ w: H5 M' o1 X2 B8 dTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / R+ D1 i" @" s: _$ r
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 z2 K3 I# P, [: D5 n
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% F& u5 G l$ j* lGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 M& D9 t) G& L7 i) }; lTeacher: No, that's wrong : e2 H; w7 x; T# r& D/ I
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ `3 I7 Z: ^+ ]" Q+ k6 ~Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 g' D) j# m$ S1 `& t
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 D) ?5 } u/ D: n
Teacher: What are you talking about? 9 l0 L- s( } t) g: M- a0 Z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , i% l/ n. N% X# ^ P
Winnie: Me! q$ H& a' y, L8 _& T" ]
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ; B( K1 n, D$ M ?& I0 H
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 h& y* ]6 f( J: F
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 ]8 r- @ y6 N ?5 L! J4 F- l5 O+ C( e
Millie: I is... 5 v' k4 n/ `# D! K! X5 Z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) a7 y K2 I' S/ |
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . z2 Z5 i3 ^1 K: Y3 v0 ]2 w; q
! ]2 \' E9 o9 g( F- o3 mTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 h3 J$ D5 h2 C0 x- O4 \Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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! z8 G( w7 b4 f: A- WTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; u$ Q. |! E* U- |' j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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3 @. O) F _' k+ c" I: v8 H- DTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! j& _% A# q% u( Q- k1 kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / u, B- k% G" S0 t$ S' _
# S. o0 v7 ~( y& jTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . z/ D1 B( N; C/ G9 S; H
Harold: A teacher : w6 q2 Y) ^$ a7 C- Q
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