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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! X; Y; t4 N- Z9 g0 o% fMaria: Here it is. . a t9 n1 D d( u; M1 N
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; A; V$ s( Y, Y( ^$ JClass: Maria. / p; m3 X/ v( G2 j' D/ @$ H, f# ^, f! }
$ b) Z) w* o- [4 S4 I8 |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) ~# ]) {9 @% o9 G& p CJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 _: R( S& \. ~% I& R0 F' l# PGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 S: E3 [1 E* [4 C; o. n9 DTeacher: No, that's wrong 0 ?; z2 a6 T7 N6 t% m$ x0 A/ }& A2 S& ~
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , l7 {% p: H2 _
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) S: o' D3 ^; I, ]$ QDonald: H I J K L M N O.
6 s% r, j+ e% a# @- HTeacher: What are you talking about?
5 H+ L5 @% B- j& h1 l4 tDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , M. v/ t2 f9 h" X' ~$ \! n
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 Y4 f- x: r2 a/ S' M
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % y+ H5 }: W: R# D$ k( ^ u
0 b* I- A. ^4 [ A* s1 t: g: s- jTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 L/ L+ q6 C4 L4 s' E" [Millie: I is... $ m, M8 ^, A5 M7 V% X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 C4 m0 Y4 A) zMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' |" a( x1 V2 x" C
% @' `. |/ P1 LTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! @( P5 ]1 q! o7 y9 W# oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * U* b( { |0 G1 L/ M' k+ {5 x
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 J$ S; f- x, K4 }5 bSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' n8 ^8 G: n# j1 |# T2 NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 K" ^9 _; [8 F+ r7 t% w; uHarold: A teacher
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