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$ j I3 @; s: p0 h2 d8 mTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 E, x ~2 D4 G/ YMaria: Here it is.
" Y6 F7 o- ^' s) S& B5 z) }Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . y! [) T- J8 y" F
Class: Maria. % @/ C# l* y+ M4 W) \/ p- \9 [
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
O' w1 h/ W, }. S% tJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. F2 `$ y& ~& o5 b. @ h
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" n4 c- R1 t) I( b/ C
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 t+ @( p. g! q8 ?7 |. G, R
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 ]* n4 O8 x8 S% Q; p; LGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; S P$ s; q8 s$ S. T& j+ VTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) }7 R: n' {2 W0 A( v0 [( z* B
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 |1 x+ O" t2 P2 D$ F8 W; r/ \Teacher: What are you talking about?
& l4 l. L; [2 Y) {/ ^7 }( ODonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! u% P; W7 Y! }" o3 D; \Winnie: Me!
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' f/ g, @4 e* ] l0 C+ H& cTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: _! B' ~, y; {1 L! b8 JGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . E/ c7 ?( C- c+ H. @ f7 [
/ j7 y8 e p8 d& N/ r2 TTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " i9 G0 J6 V: y% F/ h7 Z: \ \/ s2 q
Millie: I is... 5 a% a# r, v! k2 e' T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% }, I2 d# E0 B; u8 vMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : h9 c0 G) o2 F' B
7 p% m9 }3 S* R3 pTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& [0 h- e- \9 c$ {Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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7 T. D8 Y! {8 ~8 m/ s# rTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . L7 r& b7 ]$ {! O2 t" _: v
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - P' U! s1 V4 Y0 ?
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 Y2 b( B- C8 U- a: f, vClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' ?4 x# m+ {/ {8 y" lHarold: A teacher
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