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/ s( ]( g7 c# T5 H' iTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . @' v/ G- y1 f: c+ v
Maria: Here it is.
! ?8 D$ s1 _, N/ Z; y9 dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , Z% P' S" ?3 M9 n9 m' Z! S$ N
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) H$ G, ]2 q; Y2 R/ K, N* B: pJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( }. Y& U* t# I+ Y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 o% M$ j; W* o5 i N) eTeacher: No, that's wrong
' S/ u' _! H" u1 PGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - p% ~! c1 m Z4 R
Donald: H I J K L M N O. / K+ L; w! H! w2 w
Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 a) C% x& N0 T% G. n9 ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 N/ i; _/ ], X7 ~/ b2 w
$ F6 d, H' v' t- uTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % ]8 ~7 L# F/ J" |, X. H
Winnie: Me!
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, x7 n% m# }8 U ]5 n! VTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " D2 j9 E0 ?+ e, X: X
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - b$ G5 e4 j8 j; n( q
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 9 t+ O+ w" n% L" T
Millie: I is... " V4 D5 Q' A! u; U5 h& q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! @! K6 s: v$ D2 |Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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# ~0 L6 G+ O% O3 i1 n9 l6 xTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# V; ?1 b) p$ o: C. KLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 A7 F7 a* j/ ]/ HSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # z; [" x$ w' J/ l+ |+ c) i! J
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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. H9 s% Y/ L: Z# |Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ `- D+ e) N7 ?+ t$ F' b jHarold: A teacher - l# b6 E) `. Z* f
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