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1 J2 ^+ Z v8 \* nTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ ] {: L+ ]; v2 E8 Y k1 wMaria: Here it is.
5 ~& D6 z$ b/ u' UTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. T# c1 W& p6 e, G+ KClass: Maria. % D, L1 I+ l5 Z4 l; P8 v f9 Y
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 z8 T9 f8 [( @+ I1 H& `" D
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ w! P- ?1 ?; w0 [/ dTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, V9 Q9 j! F! I i0 @ _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 U& }: H0 I. [Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 I0 o7 C: x) dGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( v) T1 X1 V ~- M. g+ S; B
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 O1 f! @& M/ [; u" g
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
. V9 a' C2 @% P# F$ D7 A7 BTeacher: What are you talking about? 4 Q( W& u* S; L2 Q2 w
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 h7 `+ G4 |/ T1 F* I+ k8 p
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 ^0 a! o" `0 S4 w. v: FGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 F7 B9 v; V% s6 c: T7 j0 J7 `
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 ^+ C4 e m# ?$ h6 B
Millie: I is... " \: n7 _; C, ]; B! {
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 C5 @4 L* J# W8 \/ P6 k
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 q% _. {+ X& hLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; {2 K9 Z; p. I$ K. ^
3 | W; X3 a7 c) v. z) p# gTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* I) m: L2 W* l: \# {8 Q% pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ J/ E; A$ {8 w3 `' I! DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , h* P/ s+ s' h7 g9 A
2 I' }4 h; i! G; f4 ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( H- h0 u# x2 n J8 p
Harold: A teacher
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