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6 i [- Y& x. }; E+ d+ \, DTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 {& {* U+ O* i8 v& D& O
Maria: Here it is.
" C, R' P; ]* t, FTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
I- Y) j/ C% X# z7 K4 KClass: Maria.
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, n) O8 [* Y; C, Q- rTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & X; y/ L4 F3 i
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 L6 A9 V0 ^' @/ X- {) l, f9 k
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 M4 j; J3 T$ O; g1 b
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + ~0 ]# i7 M7 O6 m) r. ~
Teacher: No, that's wrong & _2 R4 ~* r6 y4 J
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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7 b/ J& \; \' F) D$ @; X# U1 f+ K1 _Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' ~. I6 z3 l: r, Q e1 ]% w2 B, M
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
& h7 D6 G- t6 Q2 e i ITeacher: What are you talking about?
3 Q1 D, o; L8 Y9 e4 K; YDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! c4 D( P+ ~! u2 a0 uWinnie: Me!
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2 j/ X2 `7 U+ w6 l4 t* F0 NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ ]0 @4 L0 t ?! M2 a8 R
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& R' i3 u# y- Y" z$ y$ BMillie: I is...
8 o; ]8 l, T/ I" P K' o1 jTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 G4 S9 a8 `6 T6 n( x$ d! LMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& U3 \8 \3 u2 X- Y2 tTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; `" F% B5 r: N/ A7 LLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : _3 |3 w2 j* ~ a7 d1 ~
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 t* |4 a' `7 Y7 a zSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? S( N5 o; R9 j$ J. ^! t
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) m) x, ]0 M$ M' N' d4 C
" i+ A0 Z+ L2 l6 Y; u) V% U2 uTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! @: R7 `: t# o4 RHarold: A teacher 5 K- |9 N3 |% J% j6 ~4 E& k
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