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, ]0 T1 c: h& }4 U3 K, OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 P, Q% _/ u+ y6 s! oMaria: Here it is.
# C& Z4 x7 I/ U) fTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ c' g; s ]. Q0 J
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 A9 I7 [$ a1 B% k' w& ^4 X5 UJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 ~+ F' X3 `5 _8 S( T7 j
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& }, ?( H5 N3 P0 _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* j% o, I+ m& @* UTeacher: No, that's wrong * X0 x0 e" J( Q' U- i: h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 ?8 @4 m# e+ c+ A3 X- m( {- UDonald: H I J K L M N O. n$ c0 a+ f5 L" U
Teacher: What are you talking about? ( ~. i1 }- D. b3 b8 D
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 e% _# r, q' e
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 {8 [+ f) N9 R; y" k1 w7 \# |Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + F0 p( o& z# \/ B% N7 p1 R
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ r _! f# |4 D4 J: Q% v
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 G& r% V: b& y% U5 GMillie: I is...
- o4 a7 j, q k9 U6 e: j; ?* I) VTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." & {+ G7 m0 _* \9 s& W* x2 M
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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7 n# _# k- ~% w5 nTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; [; {$ u3 R* S# k% _
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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2 n+ |! F( N5 d _5 WTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ b1 q6 j' G% J( _6 I6 u* t7 d& lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 y) [1 l/ O# Y- V
$ F$ x4 F. r2 F& vTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! Z5 Z. N4 W7 ]Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 V9 S" @3 v) S. T
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ c( ~& t' k! X) M' E9 E/ ~Harold: A teacher 3 p3 Z$ i* ]: Q# i# l
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