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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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6 r# j8 H7 ~" ^: \Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
1 H& v- |: Y$ Y! N- r. HStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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8 N' S/ e: a1 b0 ]Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.& P& V% E# R* i7 b6 L
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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5 a+ ]6 i2 p$ @8 a8 ]- D) F3 K9 dAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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1 y% J6 r+ g8 i8 uBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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# m" }9 Z% Q" x, { IHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
4 A$ _5 `! C$ c- {) }+ DI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: j- y/ R) U& T. E- @6 s- c
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that" L5 k. N0 b. C2 `$ A# r( F
read:
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"Dear Son.........; D+ g9 A+ N, q/ X4 r- O
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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