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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!+ z, v. ~0 G) E9 L, d
& [! T. n# M' u qBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
" }0 f/ t0 H; r0 ]- c# a$ w$ W2 ^course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful: U( W2 d- Z$ x& Q
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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: s- S6 \; O. A2 M/ V; y0 mMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
% x, W! P/ h$ r6 C6 \4 PStephanie and this had only made her more curious.& O3 @. \9 L6 r5 ]; E, K- F/ D
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
7 z1 A- c0 t5 T: GHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met) c1 h& r8 B# }' b4 C- ], }2 f
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be+ z1 ?0 e/ D# Y1 `8 q" e V
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."9 D9 x ?9 \: B' L- H# u# k3 S
' I: F D- u- U$ jAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 y; l; F: _$ Y2 _9 `- r7 k- J/ Gyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver' ^4 I) z& F) q1 Z: M
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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( w x9 i1 q. b) ~; s) e9 XBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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/ X4 Q2 [0 c) y: J! r5 w( e. f5 nHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 r" S- m: h5 S5 B( o5 K$ x3 { NI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and* K& R- {! h- }% }2 n
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains5 E* J7 V3 L& A# |! W1 P; O5 j
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".. S9 N9 s8 u( D
+ u b% O! n; S0 Y ySeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that& r2 h: R1 D- L* |- h
read:1 o' R- P& K: N1 i+ S: \
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"Dear Son.........( @ {1 I4 X& u) ^9 a8 R" Z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
8 m4 |; `+ s( L( E; b4 [2 i! Gsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains5 d6 A+ c ^) a7 X9 a. \
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver+ P) Y2 N) t7 w* M% ^6 h( O" D
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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