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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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+ ?4 i; R& I. ^1 X$ d- f$ t% kBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the0 B+ i7 o" r6 Z1 {: V, ^& q3 I9 Q7 U
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
4 n* l8 g9 q8 ~7 zBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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5 E5 [5 O! I4 r I# q% q5 g0 ^Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
' _- B. z! G' R) C8 q5 Z2 u/ qStephanie and this had only made her more curious.4 l- z. R+ t n" w- N& l$ ^
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.3 u; g" e2 d t z; T% V1 J% p
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met* q. b3 q2 X& t4 p' T" S3 _& S7 p
the eye.6 t& W" B- p# s1 L5 p3 F+ y* v$ ~0 Y3 D
( M9 b$ c7 g4 W* E" PReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
- m. y+ p- K- z0 x$ R/ Xthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since c0 [. s$ | t$ W; R* n3 B
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver0 W" E! |' A5 e$ a- n8 ]7 v" r
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"6 X$ U. B* v- i" d2 u
6 c# I- ]; n1 C3 H/ S" |1 h0 a( {Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be" u2 T- L6 x, p1 n6 o! F! o5 ]
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% N2 N) x# C* V9 [) |# kHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....) k% \ T D" }& Z6 V& H
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and7 y2 _# r6 }# u7 r D4 W, V
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 n- m2 `2 F6 e: o
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".+ L; @5 y, Z+ \5 T, p9 v
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that5 D4 N8 N: r2 M, u$ _: \4 e
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"Dear Son.........
% F; ]. S5 I. BI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not( E9 J* F. ]9 u$ m% N! s2 u% b
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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+ M1 X" J, P) R5 n* E: e" Vgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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