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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!: w0 l# O* Z! P. G4 w+ i# @
6 x0 F! L& l7 h* ~: U& OBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and, }8 P1 t' m$ X- L2 r
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.- x# y- ~& X9 S4 C$ T
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
7 I8 S8 f9 o8 ZHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
, t7 P) U! s/ E$ P7 t8 N3 ythe eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be ]3 F) W2 \9 h# I, G
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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# V9 I2 n/ M9 p# `% n7 E0 _About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
8 O1 @( `1 {! M; a+ tyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
7 E8 {- e9 Y7 E/ ^. X/ E8 |gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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- P6 [' f; v1 M6 Z" QBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: A- D, M9 C" Y5 h( P1 V9 N% R
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
% G- T& m+ l5 {1 A5 bI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and6 q) x( }' V; R' m& G/ _& Y
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, P% U. P% E" C$ g9 z, V. Q
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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' _. F/ D2 a5 y( u5 ^Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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% u3 k) m4 ^8 J ~: v# p"Dear Son.........
- J. [0 q b* h' e5 TI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; }: Q- Z6 e+ Y* w
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains" V8 o9 e8 V7 |9 E
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
/ D; z1 e$ r6 X) bgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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