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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!! m+ z* z% r$ _- `
. q8 o; N5 [# @4 t: D, JBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
- Q, }+ p7 `: ], CStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
: A* N+ G/ [( {& N! t9 fHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
1 e( |1 e- f. S: Vthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since: \1 b6 W9 k% w) x0 h$ I
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver5 K% x: T$ B- |; v+ w
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be- _( A- `" P8 h) ~; n
sure."
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# A/ W, A2 C+ jHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....9 | G, l4 z. [3 q
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
4 m* v4 J; s7 Q; CI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains1 Y5 b( D# _/ |% E, |8 F9 s
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that8 e1 l6 ~: x- G& Q3 l
read:
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4 U' N! ~' D( \"Dear Son.........1 A' q! N3 Q3 j- o! j: g
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
+ k' f" h- @ K7 w+ X6 Tsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains: _& K9 X1 b3 p8 q+ c& p: u
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver* X& d* j% x7 \+ {# p
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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