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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!; `" P; G" L1 K* f! H$ |8 Z
9 b/ W3 Q; B& H% EBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
5 P' |4 g; Y! lcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful2 G0 S, |$ G5 t* p) z7 c
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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1 m3 s( X3 o! T" c3 H6 g. T/ W& aMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and! A$ Y: o8 n! C/ e1 d9 r( `
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.! Q9 E( n" J1 ]8 I3 {
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
4 F. L4 V' l1 sHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met! J8 i4 @4 k: l
the eye.
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" O5 ~8 \% r, L/ Y" m% VReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be: a2 y* F8 Y c% Y# L( j
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": T. ^$ L1 {2 ^6 r N. J. p- F
' U# M4 g7 A0 @1 q) g5 K5 R eAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since* P+ U( t7 x) q( R. N+ V- \& \
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
/ c$ r! p" h$ |6 Sgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"4 A7 n$ R, A) b* J
3 m8 ]. ~0 W0 y+ i9 K. ]; `8 ^7 tBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be2 i4 e, M$ ]) `, i }$ y
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....) f1 D( Z2 _. D* g y6 m. n
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; Q, ]9 ~2 F6 e( ?. |/ A
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains" j$ Z. K' A& S
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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( G V& C! a ESeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
3 c) o8 W9 J& A$ l% q: ~read:
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"Dear Son.........+ h( ]/ f. i' L/ i4 z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not) d$ h1 v, Q) V3 W4 n# `
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 T" C" L! _3 D! ^# ?" f) p+ t
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
) u- Y& f& D% Ugravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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