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Marriage viewpoint
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1 _. W" L7 w7 y$ ~6 }When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got3 {) I0 ~% |( p! {6 k I
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.') Q! k! y- t5 t) ~" @ L
- p4 F9 |# v/ [9 |% g7 \: e: k4 f'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma5 J: { i& W2 Z8 f1 F% w
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me+ D/ s# `. k, Z( y- X" H, P$ s
that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
7 s3 t6 b/ n' t+ k: e& c25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
4 G" d. T _' K |" l" V! a) zonce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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+ H) Y* `% l1 ^Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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