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' ]9 S; L2 {# q4 l+ [When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
+ \1 K- D. V4 |" `: g, h/ ~to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
/ Z9 o+ w4 v" A2 P! i; ?5 tscreen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me1 e; w. [- D, B! f
that you're not holding up your side of things.'0 n! L' e$ f6 ?
n: a& M/ l& C: D6 C# i- ZMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot& }7 m: U! O- p5 M
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
- i9 Q5 u8 i# y# [$ honce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping# o9 M1 H4 d9 Z+ ]! J
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.$ P p1 z: D' F' E8 H! q `
! P, j& a0 l! W- d9 N) ]: OAren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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