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Marriage viewpoint / \2 |' K" S( } {1 {2 A
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day* L: L' ?+ h: t, W8 Z5 q( s
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,5 N0 N$ u% x z
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
C' Q9 \# a, {7 T. g' }to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'4 N: U' \& ~. f3 T
8 w, L! d) w% A/ \$ }0 E S'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
( Z' P" w, ]7 {* I: c9 bscreen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me* l4 Q, n( D8 ^% e1 Y( T
that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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7 A% q3 f: b5 a, AMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot* ]3 A! y, T! S3 w
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
6 s3 ? [2 n$ x/ \. f) }2 }once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping4 i/ e. G" U6 n/ a% V/ Y, i9 s
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.4 B1 h9 N/ H2 l% ^" N
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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