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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go9 L7 X5 G1 R' `9 r$ P7 M
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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$ j0 o( v) Y v+ v& }We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that' H% ~, S9 f! M$ B a
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a3 u/ e! l3 p+ X+ M$ E. H8 n9 Q
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
& X& S5 e' {9 Z$ [I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue4 K3 c/ v6 ]# F- I2 m& ^% c B
silk pajamas.'
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: g. B" k' Y% n# q J8 p! Z0 }The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did. U+ j5 v2 m# t f/ ?4 Q d
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.& A4 T% k) G" F9 r
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?/ I0 R x/ v4 M# ~ W
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why8 f2 |8 u2 b: Y+ j
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?') Z$ V* b3 ^/ r( r1 i3 \! F( q9 j+ Y
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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