Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
( x. s& T/ E* h4 C7 ?/ G9 {fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
: E5 H% X# J. s2 @3 WI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

) c6 p& Y0 j. e- ^) }1 b& E4 BThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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& V( f2 z  g& m2 A  GThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

8 {9 @) C1 o6 x1 e8 B8 H0 o7 C$ JHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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0 [) q. {% x+ n, c/ H5 \9 tThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

( L) O4 _+ X/ d5 q+ u; XCut off his........