Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
% k5 E' [  C: i! dPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
9 P( w/ B# t4 TI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

7 M2 v" `# ]& E0 }3 E# NThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
* Y* D' d$ r+ R+ g$ Nexactly what her husband asked.

. E; [' I. S  u! x* w% QThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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0 v$ C9 \# F! c+ h* zThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
# Y- _- ~; L" u5 }smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........