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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that9 G! Z! b0 T4 D
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a# }8 k# {& e5 o4 L+ w0 L3 _ T6 C
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
: E5 H% X# J. s2 @3 WI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue, Z$ T% t: N9 g
silk pajamas.'5 z/ ^ V. O' H& L
) c6 p& Y0 j. e- ^) }1 b& E4 BThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did& ~/ N3 g# |5 F8 Z0 R/ U/ p# C
exactly what her husband asked.
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& V( f2 z g& m2 A GThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?/ N. U/ ^" `" Y( ]! F
8 {9 @) C1 o6 x1 e8 B8 H0 o7 C$ JHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why5 M K/ e _4 K2 Z- J, a
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'& P' x& D! @, |( N5 Z% n
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0 [) q. {% x+ n, c/ H5 \9 tThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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