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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go: y+ u0 u h: b& h7 R0 H
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
' P; A+ Q5 }" b$ f0 r0 s) k2 YPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue: g0 y8 C# H/ o( x; w( e
silk pajamas.'- i1 A8 J; f& @" x
" O3 H- i# c0 l# {2 x$ bThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did) r- I# S1 P) W% S4 b% X7 b, o
exactly what her husband asked.+ }* {' f5 n& O6 I, s
+ H/ `+ V9 V; w8 K/ r6 cThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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$ ?* F$ n& C6 RThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?6 W; A* i* p+ X0 {
/ k4 ?/ a; m! ~+ y* rHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
" l! C4 p' e# |3 s1 a3 hdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'3 r# [& {$ q; O
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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