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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go. a6 K* X7 P6 a
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.4 M2 z% ]1 |+ v1 o
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that4 u2 w2 c: ~, F) v
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a" Y9 l# P1 B/ U/ k
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
; i% ~7 ^6 |6 `8 i4 k' ^6 d0 Z9 VI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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% B# x0 s& G( U) I4 T* I1 r: dThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
3 C; D$ q. M/ j+ _" D/ Q" sexactly what her husband asked.- f# I# S; r# N( I' ]/ P# x
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.# _& H8 {$ ]# @& n7 f( z
, @5 F2 X: w; Q) V4 E; o7 G DThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? k; T# L5 o9 U) a
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
1 h9 E( a/ \7 q$ j; Y! |6 P* h Qdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'% P6 H. q# F% f% j, }
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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