Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
  C8 k8 l5 h6 a3 @fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
4 S# E: l) `, ?5 E0 tPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
4 @: J) T4 X8 v8 s- aweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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# T. [" X6 H) i0 x" k! x$ CThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
' w6 z/ S" a' u6 eexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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0 F+ ^) v: V" `4 `0 X  pThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

) t4 r" g$ |+ X3 n8 H# AHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
" {1 d4 F) @: B9 q. U  i0 S7 ]  csmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

  H% L7 P5 {9 ]8 L. z; |6 M9 H4 ^Cut off his........