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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go+ x- e8 b8 r5 o) b6 w
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.- \! ^. j8 @: K' N, Z) C3 k" e
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
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week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &' ^: \0 U3 d9 R) [& x% O
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue( O3 O/ o4 W9 [" h- v! y V6 x
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.5 z- W' m% l2 E7 T6 t
7 e( z% `* y6 [The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?, \3 ?3 i' Z7 b% K |: H
4 P& V" ?- X& n) _, Z |He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
" _ f7 y9 x1 O7 m. E) {5 ^didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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