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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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) t: ?) J* D8 tWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. - T8 P- ?1 B5 o7 K5 _# i
7 l( Q* P9 N. l6 Y& B# CIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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! U" M3 i$ c7 c: v6 Q# S9 iLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
# i' c5 r# \* ^" A* r6 ], h6 umake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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* K) }1 j9 u7 |3 p' g, c- JGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 3 G$ D4 D9 e. G$ \& {; M
5 }3 t5 y$ I; W6 AWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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6 m( n. L$ l8 ^0 g3 PWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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: O6 n) u) E" q8 J$ D* d/ mCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 5 m/ B5 y5 L: ^
. I. C) `; S7 L6 k1 f7 m& xWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.$ x; u; }# W* ^$ _1 v4 ^
- T8 ^3 H- P5 T$ QShave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.- W, h: S4 w1 ~' k1 w/ s
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.1 W6 @% ]8 t8 L- d0 h7 ?
) Z9 ^5 _+ R& {2 W) b! S1 OSpray mold spots with Tilex. + s4 j8 T1 G8 N9 r4 Z2 b0 ?
8 U$ m# L' w6 U+ \% D$ YGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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$ P4 k* R7 @# |/ t+ L. pHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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( \1 p' F9 F" j/ HLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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2 m9 Q0 u$ p6 ]0 CAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. c3 U* F; ~" C" m- d* W8 y
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. , L- I" }- P" C3 o
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 1 R% M$ A5 |- [' R, V+ U* U
2 u4 ]3 `( k0 x( R0 S& I* T* t9 s( jFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. # U) s3 J) h" |4 d+ J
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. . S# T) o( O/ L8 _+ x5 Z
! B3 [. @; W( xWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 8 V$ A8 P+ k( G2 \- I
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. % ?" y7 g6 ?2 D% A
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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0 F/ A1 X7 @$ D; \+ bFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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& R9 f3 a8 X" K5 S( p$ gAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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9 U# O3 \9 `! S0 s- [) Q, |# HLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. / A' |% o% M q8 Y% b( n
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Throw wet towel on bed. 6 `% S* C4 }2 j7 g! S
3 R9 {6 P5 ]& HIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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