HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

老杨

HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  


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/ Y! ~1 h, c+ [Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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* L6 p. Y7 b6 s  PIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.

" w8 @0 l+ A% Q6 R" E; HWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.

8 O0 N1 L- W! \, ]9 @4 [Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..

6 N- ~- W# n4 ~9 I% _* R& RWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and  legs.

1 [' C- X% _7 a3 Y' pTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  

Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  


HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  

. w5 @) ~1 g6 a; d$ ?4 aTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  

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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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/ O* _7 F* n" }Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  

$ \% v! S! M8 o  j. ]Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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1 {5 D+ V( z: g1 GBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  

Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  

4 e. R8 H3 \0 a" G) s. s. m! q: nWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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4 n7 P* A9 R4 A5 ]* E* t% JPee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.

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8 z9 b& W; X8 [  k/ ]2 J% jAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  

/ Q' i; {; y" c" j- _Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  

8 C: b9 ?; |! ~) |  uReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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( y8 i8 ]8 [7 H0 AThrow  wet towel on bed.
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+ I2 b& T1 e; ?' ^If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.

partybreaker

Funny~

9527

啊，老杨，你是这么洗澡的吗？晕

Elaine.MYL

lmao...

Eunice.kk

冬日繁星

vivid! man and woman are always so different.