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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 3 a4 Y5 s1 k' p l4 ^5 u, u6 n
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, D0 B( I1 ^/ h/ O2 p- hTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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* i5 O$ e) Y1 N' QIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.* ?2 d7 `$ o" z0 e/ f! H0 D7 o
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
7 m$ s9 B3 `7 D) wmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.4 }# L# N* c* v2 J: s" J
0 p2 `: w1 \. U |& HGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. $ E" S9 C% X( P( S
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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1 x) o% e: p8 oWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.0 }: O4 b$ E' L0 l
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..! m& l. t0 X1 J( L. d# |8 g; _+ @8 G7 g
# x/ U, H0 n& K' |) G! _5 aWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. , w0 X$ y$ [, M
# X" b4 X+ x: r; `Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 3 P p9 R( W3 U
3 I& Y6 m. ~+ S. s+ KRinse conditioner off hair.
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& n- P1 U8 f4 K, GShave armpits and legs.
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7 L; c7 y1 m" `' ~Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.# s$ h$ X" ~* U7 M, m( {
+ M! i: T( b- d, K5 k9 ySpray mold spots with Tilex.
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% t1 b- n# }* J, qGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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6 K6 Y; W0 W) EWrap hair in super absorbent towel. : W9 M2 r! O0 X. L! v9 [7 {9 B
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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3 N; [6 x1 k" W" sIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: + I" B/ X) n2 G( n
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. % ?6 D9 c$ M; Y% h9 ]
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. + ]6 J0 Q% t7 w% o% T$ ]
1 P9 }# o( H- C/ @0 L( `Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. : ^, ^3 v1 u5 z1 `: M
: H2 N# X+ l$ S! q7 v. d+ U4 S4 bSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 7 _2 w# f g5 e0 p& \
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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3 g) A1 n1 Z. N/ rWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. / s0 E. @- W1 A Q2 h! ^0 m
5 d( q5 m7 g2 A! ^9 TPee.
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" Y+ T/ O) \0 ~8 \Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. $ Q' s. N/ s$ s! V8 W$ _
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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7 L6 c& y5 N" JLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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' V" h- L/ H2 \3 I% m1 ]1 U+ BReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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1 S5 V9 V3 S$ h7 I0 S6 HThrow wet towel on bed.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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