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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church  E$ N; t' G& o4 ?
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3-year-old Reese :
! `* C% b# x" w) x+ |$ P7 p" K"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
$ J8 G4 c& ]; f' i$ B9 mHarold is his name./ u- I# o+ v4 j/ C' Y
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
0 E1 p4 G9 m& Q* Q' A) _' T) d/ D"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
1 ]0 f0 A( T/ @* m$ \7 Q& R8 Pdon't worry about it.9 `0 r! P" j4 P  \7 W
I'm having a real good time like I am."2 T8 q! t5 p2 W5 n. W7 ~7 Y
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After the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked) a8 R# N; D+ g" r) v/ n& R, w
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
9 ]' h9 x6 H1 tboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
0 y2 D1 O0 W3 w) t  X- l; lus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted7 r" y9 J$ k; S! N! l1 H
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our5 R4 s; K1 J0 |5 X. d3 u  g: k
baskets."
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5 @7 a/ u  W( ^6 G3 QA Sunday school teacher asked her
& ^$ L( o0 I0 C( S* echildren as they were on the way to
! Q$ L, D$ V2 v/ ]+ i9 l+ hChurch service, "and why is it necessary
7 Z5 V2 m9 z6 c: j1 n2 Fto be quiet in Church?"
$ ?) J- \1 ~6 g. J1 p, k# I/ w* t7 qOne bright little girl replied,
* j( X& i+ {. F6 T! j"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
% z  d" ?- N( vher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.- Q! [6 m) d* u; @1 s
The boys began to argue over who would% b6 ~! C5 f0 C$ I& v
get the first pancake.+ a# m, z8 Z, R5 l9 H! x
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
3 O4 k( Q( A" u9 [# ^: J1 B! Cmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He: f  |: w# h4 W! J( X
would say, 'Let my brother have the3 W* \7 P& K% |! d$ Q3 L
first pancake, I can wait' ."
/ R  X- ?0 \  ~5 RKevin turned to his younger brother and$ F/ N2 w. S7 @+ I2 Z8 v; d! H
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !". e* d# E2 x* u) d5 I* X

  U" ?4 i: B! C- V- c; \A father was at the beach with his children
6 g0 f0 f& z& \7 }* @+ Ewhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,4 \% T5 b1 Z7 t$ {1 O) i
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
9 ]9 s/ o, }; i$ R( }where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 B. c% b3 R9 l  ?"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
: J/ U/ N& G4 v' Z, [, {0 I# q  F"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.* L8 }+ y, T& |1 r+ @1 V7 Y
The boy thought a moment and then said,  d) v  a6 S9 H1 c
"Did God throw him back down?"
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% ^& \. E' r- i! Q. X6 `; [A wife invited some people to dinner.
$ n( |1 Q+ w& Y/ k. A. SAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old+ w! A# U1 ^6 K5 {7 m: @! B: @- d. `
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
' E& T8 W: E/ m5 @  s7 @" c$ @blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
/ ]) F$ M# M. S: ]/ xgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."0 z9 P0 i# D9 X4 H
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
" L8 O! W3 t. _3 Y. q* c5 v! Cand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these. {$ A# Z% R  ?" [! t5 [
people to dinner?"
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; S( x7 f6 v; U- B, T" cCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
* }, S& u; b$ pVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ; K$ B5 ^6 {3 Z+ ~8 f, T) u
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 ]* q" \( {) n5 Y  i4 \) U( T"Don't be selfish!" I said.( c) H& [3 \3 Y" b; M) o
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" * ^: j( K# g- Z' [# p7 ]/ H
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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# J) x  M' k- n( yRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" ~8 q# Z, h8 g+ B"Don't be selfish!" I said.
% H: r3 h- L  `6 E- I* ^+ HMy boy's eyes turned ...
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- j8 P3 L8 u: C( Z6 C好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 / _# A  j) u6 ~4 T. ~' R% I' E% w8 i( S

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: I4 }( m2 `& j8 N# q  O. ?ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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9 u- e, p: o6 Q) T+ C: qRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- x5 u; I9 l' {$ }; O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 V9 M; W2 j, d% d- q, P) AMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ! R- e( r1 d( l( r5 E& C4 w
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.9 C  w$ p+ i' `7 d0 \1 C: H  `8 {& A
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# D1 V9 Z- h8 F+ C5 N  U/ ~+ @My boy's eyes turned ...
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: W0 c. h4 ]4 W2 R3 V8 k+ ]Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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