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Kids in Church1 c3 t$ S8 w" ]7 C, R/ J! [9 r
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3-year-old Reese :
2 B0 a' T; U& T; N9 m( t"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,; q* u$ t! D. J! |8 Q* t2 B
Harold is his name.
, s5 ^$ j5 c$ R1 LAmen."8 S" y; s# z3 W' v* r
8 X: q) E9 Q& B `5 I1 H' ?2 `A little boy was overheard praying:$ I P l- ~* \) g' j& H7 i
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,! Q5 }% R1 y( b- A+ L
don't worry about it.2 `( F7 ]* b& x: A; ]: S. u5 P
I'm having a real good time like I am." b% B9 D2 a2 | x- R
( t7 Q. D& a, `- T7 |7 P5 E3 QAfter the christening of his baby brother
$ _: t# _8 c0 U8 [" `7 U1 c9 sin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
4 m! C# [9 M' F1 p2 V7 W! Fin the back seat of the car. His father asked- U5 l. t2 d) u- I3 j
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the) K' [7 X0 O) V
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted* y$ S* F3 D% W
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
4 m P h, P! p5 d/ s% L% Q, o0 \to stay with you guys."
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! s* \: m% P, F) P: F5 ?One particular four-year-old prayed,$ X% i- @, Q) Y5 N' {. p% D: y
"And forgive us our trash baskets as0 X+ T9 X% F2 |0 Z, X, ?) n8 T
we forgive those who put trash in our7 n# ?8 i4 C3 s" o/ [
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b/ C/ E: p" [9 a/ A& AA Sunday school teacher asked her, ~1 Y" A8 B7 c* d7 S. B
children as they were on the way to
7 G* l4 D( I/ }1 N& J' IChurch service, "and why is it necessary2 s& c$ B5 V4 Z) Z$ d* b
to be quiet in Church?"
) }3 n( a* P/ e. D% W% C8 P& bOne bright little girl replied,
6 X& p7 J4 A5 Q"Because people are sleeping."* j6 N3 u7 b& ~1 `
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A mother was preparing pancakes for( h+ E7 ^/ o5 K4 ^. d
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 j+ h2 U8 |+ F. u2 g" @The boys began to argue over who would" d3 J9 P. m8 t8 D; `
get the first pancake.
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moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."3 s0 D- a. f) P" v7 f
Kevin turned to his younger brother and& P/ k' o+ T: @. _* `
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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2 }; D. c6 w' [0 h ~0 XA father was at the beach with his children. P, _. V. T3 ^2 R2 w
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 V& E; R9 t+ }/ E' s% J: mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore( q- C- M8 {- x; c- S
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
/ {8 ?7 g. W' l n2 I; @"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked." _, S+ M+ c" g- ?/ I$ F7 Z2 j
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
9 k' H: n4 W, Q ^The boy thought a moment and then said,9 ? @; _9 x* Z9 {- U2 O1 g
"Did God throw him back down?"1 N: H# L, \; |* E% D: x: Q
/ B2 a. e" A1 YA wife invited some people to dinner.
3 i% \2 K Q$ Y Y9 Q: EAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old4 P1 i9 z* n2 z% T
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the* R. y+ `6 \+ b# |
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
; ~* r$ d( q1 Jgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."9 ]5 P7 ~* N8 t- @) A7 s9 q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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