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Kids in Church/ i% \' h0 L# t7 Y
5 \- R7 g( ^3 z( D4 J, P3-year-old Reese :
- k# \% L$ u7 l$ v* n"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
' P3 M6 o: |' _: J0 {Harold is his name.% n) l* D+ l- k Z* {1 _
Amen."6 k9 l* X7 ~5 g- C
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A little boy was overheard praying:
* |7 p9 A- s% G1 M2 _6 i+ M"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,8 W" x; f& P- f7 {8 y
don't worry about it.0 U" R5 N1 |% e9 e6 K9 y
I'm having a real good time like I am."* Q, _% [3 j! \$ r) S( X! l; ]
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After the christening of his baby brother! L* F/ R7 r% {2 p1 ?
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home+ Z; x. B) }5 |: W2 @# Y2 X
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted7 g: d/ n8 X3 ^) s' ~
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted; ? X( ?8 X' k# Z) Y& Z
to stay with you guys."' g) p4 l# v5 o; l1 |( l* R% o( i
& l% X& W7 Y- Q. KOne particular four-year-old prayed," [6 v; U6 I' R% v- H
"And forgive us our trash baskets as* o8 Q# @ z9 v6 n; O
we forgive those who put trash in our3 X0 y) X" ?' T* O- y6 A$ ]
baskets."
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4 r+ Z' c& r8 m4 TA Sunday school teacher asked her
+ ^1 U6 y i3 d hchildren as they were on the way to
9 u6 b5 F& X G+ PChurch service, "and why is it necessary& j7 @8 k" V' F! Y3 J& S
to be quiet in Church?". B7 Z ^; b+ P! `1 Q! f$ k8 r; @& K
One bright little girl replied,
3 U% h* f. c$ x; H) C7 K2 H"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
* V, c4 G* X) M/ ?3 d, c& Fher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
" p7 t( [; G3 z. u# LThe boys began to argue over who would4 k" H5 U3 Y+ Q' W$ o* b# @1 f
get the first pancake.
$ o7 M6 u0 q4 s& pTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
- ?! d E& W5 d1 Z# Q- ?: gmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
- \$ L' c9 b X1 _. qwould say, 'Let my brother have the; i, ]+ x+ g" a. I/ E* l) [
first pancake, I can wait' ."; [4 O* c6 N+ y% u! B& \1 e
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
. M+ [; D9 T$ T5 G! Ssaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"9 B, V7 Q' I# Z4 Z# f) n
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A father was at the beach with his children% Z+ K! s1 U& |7 @; ]+ I" C
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,( |- @& K P7 _. Y2 k5 }0 _* W
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
$ N: u7 y; C" f s. i c8 @; bwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.2 a( ^8 r) d' R
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
5 b3 }! {8 g4 O0 \! }"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- G0 a, x* ~' `4 L3 c4 o: I+ g6 qThe boy thought a moment and then said, T& L d# B, ?2 w
"Did God throw him back down?"
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& O3 ~! e$ w; _$ w& {0 D( {1 A1 VA wife invited some people to dinner.' p5 F5 _" U! M
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
- N q& f3 w. B' q; fdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the( d! N8 }* F4 a) |/ _
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% U# c4 m1 G$ Egirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."% E: T6 }5 r2 F; N
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
- ]+ h# H% B( vand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
3 A* {9 U/ k$ }1 V; |1 D1 hpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!8 d* ^+ I i" }3 {
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Peace, love and happines! |
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