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Kids in Church
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7 l2 `) h5 w! d0 W- T3-year-old Reese :
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' W$ O) D1 w5 L+ F9 k1 j) b) `9 JHarold is his name.
- R9 o& L* R E, xAmen."4 O/ _) G& l+ Z* n
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A little boy was overheard praying:
# j2 j [( e# y: e% X1 E( z3 ?- e"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,3 W: G4 I* { H$ H- j6 w
don't worry about it.
) \' f" w5 j( D5 HI'm having a real good time like I am."3 Y5 x- V6 Q- W! U
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After the christening of his baby brother
% \: f' x4 z2 b4 g% |in church, Jason sobbed all the way home! W" ]( p1 }3 U' n
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
* U' C& a0 B4 k( X! thim three times what was wrong. Finally, the8 o2 z7 t7 x+ P) p# V6 Z
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted1 M! F& c$ Y$ J N9 C: w: W
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
2 R: T/ p3 K) S. {1 V, S/ a& g" qto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,5 ?1 M2 f! P2 m0 I9 b. Z0 l
"And forgive us our trash baskets as* F) K8 i+ l+ c! p+ g* C
we forgive those who put trash in our- P5 Y) v' R, ]( T. _
baskets."* y2 q0 e4 U1 y1 q4 t2 [
% y1 s8 q3 l$ n0 z! H G5 j" TA Sunday school teacher asked her
8 C/ Q: F' G1 \, Dchildren as they were on the way to0 q) Q4 E6 Q& x2 l# P
Church service, "and why is it necessary6 A8 M1 ~9 z) ?! b( p4 z, Z
to be quiet in Church?"- V0 X$ H* l$ h1 ]2 a* ~
One bright little girl replied,0 K7 C. e! y* Z! ]
"Because people are sleeping."
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! N0 G# r! g& y7 w; g3 R0 bA mother was preparing pancakes for# D* s8 W/ p! g- q
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.. J4 G. R3 M+ }( h* Y3 M$ ]
The boys began to argue over who would |# K4 l( T/ C( D8 m
get the first pancake.
8 _7 Z/ W3 c2 e! {1 _: RTheir mother saw the opportunity for a) i: L- t- E B! v% s( X2 T5 p$ _
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."8 o6 l7 h" r$ E" {1 K4 B% Q/ r% S2 S6 B
Kevin turned to his younger brother and4 d7 \ D) t R# `0 O, P
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"6 D; f, z- a) T! d1 h# N
5 u/ z0 W3 P, a0 l5 BA father was at the beach with his children& _9 P, ~! }) e/ c
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 k' O' `8 S8 ~& lgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore0 J- D& U4 J/ \5 o' H
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
& s# ]) t' p% l4 O3 K0 v! y6 v"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.( y1 }+ a$ w' s5 x: V
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 O) y8 v" R' K& _4 zThe boy thought a moment and then said,
/ ?! T/ ]) ]8 h"Did God throw him back down?"
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3 u2 U7 H( ?8 }9 Q6 \, ]A wife invited some people to dinner.0 g2 W6 i+ s- _9 C- K# Q: N
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
' r+ z* P9 Q6 Pdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
# ]) L7 I1 A6 [& c& Z5 bblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
. R$ {! |/ G, M- W+ y' o! g# ogirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."( Z5 a; ^) F0 o+ k8 C# F& U
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head/ ]0 F% o! Q+ U/ j5 E5 E
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these# I( Q' v3 }! p/ |% Z
people to dinner?"8 `; U9 ~. R/ Q6 i$ Q+ V
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2 Y* \! O7 {' M5 f! {) S4 W7 RPeace, love and happines! |
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