可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
0 |8 n7 L4 H( p; U"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
! o& r; x. H3 v: V" c0 E- `don't worry about it.
( E; C6 U8 _4 |3 j, dI'm having a real good time like I am."
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; Q9 u& r% z/ \  o9 X2 kAfter the christening of his baby brother
1 M, }( M/ H7 y" }6 o% `' Hin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
8 s  r- q% C/ }8 q7 x* b5 K0 Jin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
$ `6 b0 N0 _6 r, Wboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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" I/ K- x2 |/ G, ]8 U* s3 v3 i( ?& i7 oOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
4 ]$ }# I7 d) t8 a: b% v4 h6 pwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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, F# g' {2 U4 dA Sunday school teacher asked her
0 F# L3 ?+ g5 `8 G% Y+ m- s5 mchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
- x# [0 l3 z% U- lOne bright little girl replied,
. N0 @7 Q1 l' Y- I& \1 H# T"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
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& B& k9 a; |8 V8 q& uThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
+ A1 R. W2 K# \# Q9 kmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
$ P8 |% k  c- D9 F4 g$ c; lKevin turned to his younger brother and
0 x& k) ^0 J& r- rsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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: U' K; T  Y6 f- x3 tA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
2 ^4 s' }) t' X) Z( Fwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
1 ~6 S8 k7 {. w9 T/ t  G, w0 f"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
2 X; n" u. F8 EThe boy thought a moment and then said,
5 o+ C. r  c- E! x5 v/ b8 Z"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
0 d' h9 E5 w  F7 G' u7 m, F, |daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ g; A4 i; G) Z. g7 Fblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 e4 ?3 w9 V8 o8 F) B$ t/ YThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
+ T$ b& b0 l% {  Y2 oand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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+ y+ o1 x) f8 x# ^: X" dPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

. |1 n) w0 |+ |* z+ l5 v* G# H" Faha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 y! I, l9 g7 I: g' Z9 s"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
0 r( p7 |* U+ C  sI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

' ^- I- e8 v/ u& i& ]aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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* m8 }- U/ S8 _! pRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ K- U8 }6 x9 }$ F"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

7 e) O( {$ t/ c  {' q$ S2 }# xha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( O8 X6 Q% z/ u4 t"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 ?# s% K$ W3 d/ M# O2 aMy boy's eyes turned ...

6 }" Q- O. y1 v1 y8 ~! o0 u' @- gAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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9 `8 @% W/ f1 U7 K6 A6 A& V$ K0 vaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

: g) E; z8 t9 Q+ w  vRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

4 o/ H5 C* n$ U5 O% E( b! H0 E; pThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby