可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

2 q# H& o% ^8 N: `2 T5 Z3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
% ^0 G2 b5 m/ l2 \Harold is his name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
$ ^% @% `+ U0 L. j"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ ]' @6 J1 |; \  @/ n0 pdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
) f- z. w0 a% P5 V. P" Oin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
# C4 _! R  V# r' d9 H$ a& e9 Xboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
0 n& l& @2 J" c* |4 T" bwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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/ p1 t7 J1 Q& a6 Z' ~( HA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
" U( H  d9 R7 I( d. PChurch service, "and why is it necessary
# O! e- i) q. E, N; dto be quiet in Church?"
+ J- l8 C/ \' TOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
5 b6 I; a4 n; e; M9 L+ h- MThe boys began to argue over who would
/ X4 X9 i& k# K6 Gget the first pancake.
! f8 r! A% ?1 hTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
$ f  U4 i5 U, Q" Pmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
$ X" g' ~& L# Z" Q! B# esaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
, q; G. ]2 b8 J' rwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
9 h* l$ s7 }  |# Y: ]"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
# b1 ^5 w9 Z' s4 m: J: SThe boy thought a moment and then said,
0 m7 L/ j, Q! y"Did God throw him back down?"

8 k% a7 A; X/ L+ B' p% H5 PA wife invited some people to dinner.
- N% k! }* M- ^# K# T( b+ MAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
, m7 I9 Z5 o( ~, Ydaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
5 X- O6 }" I6 K/ L7 jgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
( k1 n+ u; ^  u- a- JThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
$ h  u/ o. c9 D0 x% h" ]; [  UVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

2 [: t+ Y! u8 L2 f" y; \# B4 waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' U/ X6 K: Q9 V- x+ \- f"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) [  z8 L7 q$ V& _. I- y. [My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
4 n7 i. h# C! Q$ O- b  JI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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5 |* s& [" M2 N  ]% j3 }0 x. h. [% Laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# G2 |! |: n9 W: O' Z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


6 P3 d+ w5 \1 {& \6 U5 y+ e好好吃

: t, t. [1 Q9 L8 A0 Zha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" K6 A, I1 Q4 R6 X  d! eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

4 S; ]. y7 {5 s$ z, C5 S& [* lRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& b# b6 v6 J  G4 t" H- t6 Y& `My boy's eyes turned ...

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; z& M+ Y* x. Y6 ]5 QAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

5 C( Q! r1 {5 W- @9 H/ \Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% z1 j1 _2 }9 q  V( @"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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" @9 ?  p1 J0 e- T* f3 WThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby