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Kids in Church; [& r3 u5 ?; L/ i2 g$ ]3 H3 X/ c
H; r) W8 C7 h+ u4 W0 `3 B3-year-old Reese :
# T: m9 N" p- C: ^& G) r"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
# ?; f6 Y0 U+ L @6 qHarold is his name./ w/ t% d2 C! x: ]9 |
Amen."; p; r! s* ]. B" z; S3 N& h
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A little boy was overheard praying:7 S1 U" j: p2 ]$ V. M8 m
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
4 k4 M! o i, Sdon't worry about it.3 A0 G" @4 i2 g4 e
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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* m' ^8 }9 n$ p& cAfter the christening of his baby brother
0 N: |2 R! b2 i" D" ^! Jin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
7 _+ b$ H& u- q' u" f. }5 [, g8 _; Win the back seat of the car. His father asked/ v% J8 ^* B6 a% o5 @. J$ o: {. v
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
! o8 X: f; n9 d0 Wboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
2 [3 Q* u/ W8 @1 Hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted( |7 B+ I: j/ Z: Z- E4 h
to stay with you guys."5 T6 K3 m1 J& k3 E
3 m' _" l+ J5 J/ V% N% l$ ^One particular four-year-old prayed,
7 M4 V/ ]. x( |+ o5 J' I"And forgive us our trash baskets as
$ k8 i* A) D1 G8 d( s& K; Qwe forgive those who put trash in our
# m" y/ ?3 L9 N) i+ X5 pbaskets."6 C* p# A/ S5 D% _6 j3 d
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A Sunday school teacher asked her$ o! B: k7 R/ t
children as they were on the way to
9 N8 G* o4 ?4 T. R2 G0 l. S9 zChurch service, "and why is it necessary
4 c' S, z/ Q/ l' e4 zto be quiet in Church?"* _% e# l1 k' u, @7 Q% x7 O( g
One bright little girl replied,) K1 i K8 K: a# V7 \
"Because people are sleeping."' c& G2 L3 Q u; x6 ]3 ?2 a
' c6 [' _$ P* W/ uA mother was preparing pancakes for* w3 C! G$ m* d. P4 I+ \- I
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
! _* A- u+ [8 j2 i& |1 n; J* \( rThe boys began to argue over who would
; W3 ~& _5 L1 g, h) ~4 i; Jget the first pancake.
5 A% V& I- W. D }& ] @" Z4 n% e- @Their mother saw the opportunity for a+ ^; }# E* `: v$ k7 v
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He5 p7 g$ H4 @4 J/ G
would say, 'Let my brother have the
; y' g$ z1 {3 P# m7 [, j6 l6 Efirst pancake, I can wait' ."( o0 U1 W. }% h) Z* n. ?1 F Z
Kevin turned to his younger brother and$ y, `' M5 }- b! e4 B6 p: w
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
; t0 Z7 [* _9 Pwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
- M+ m5 [! x* R9 mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
. t# _, _( B4 F4 T2 vwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
2 _6 C% x" W& E" h+ U- m8 z1 _"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
2 y7 v9 c# N0 F' Q- |0 J; {"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.( `, z8 C [- h) T9 e/ o
The boy thought a moment and then said,0 }6 [6 l: B0 q7 c c$ f- P
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
3 k2 m7 h! u& r7 A f: gAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
& C4 C1 k* l+ v% y3 l Fdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the9 B. Q7 Q7 C- ~1 }, j
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
; H2 l1 }* C Tgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 g, S# h* Z0 }! ?3 {: r, vThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head" l2 \7 G- Z8 {, z' E6 f0 B
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
: ~4 M( [: m7 S3 W4 f/ \+ kpeople to dinner?"* y3 M5 ~! u4 z# l' @
4 o) ?) K; V. a$ WCheers!!!/ m) G5 c* K0 W
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Peace, love and happines! |
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