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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :% _2 `- v+ ]- u9 u; s- ?7 c" Y& X
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,% V9 }! j# i' b4 e% ^; Q( z! }' a
Harold is his name.
. u# Q: F# Z' h7 g7 d QAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
5 T* `! {! @6 U"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( L! M9 v0 w9 S s' Edon't worry about it.
9 H3 e. G# d' `# D! A% mI'm having a real good time like I am."( t, C2 `4 v6 U- E" z* ~) ~7 s
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After the christening of his baby brother
1 B; G+ n2 E: F) zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
8 x. y5 V& h8 x2 Nin the back seat of the car. His father asked5 R& r0 o/ ~' c' }5 _; Y! u: k/ \2 B
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the) h! X# T2 U" J c; F# M
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
" d9 ^3 R8 L* P s+ P: zus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted3 N, f) C0 ]1 w% H7 l: B
to stay with you guys."' f' m% x/ R+ a- H
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
# L2 _( D+ X% v: I/ E @1 f7 \"And forgive us our trash baskets as
3 c7 y' K6 W1 w* Pwe forgive those who put trash in our1 e( v. {. l$ b+ y
baskets."
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# {: `+ X# ~7 W% ?, GA Sunday school teacher asked her; X) e% c1 |! J% M" d2 z" ]; ~# w" {
children as they were on the way to
- M- h: G( ?' m* \- d. q- UChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
4 X5 t, J b1 {& c"Because people are sleeping."
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$ @: y! t* J8 x1 d; a) p' GA mother was preparing pancakes for
5 I0 i8 v# L4 B, q2 _her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 Y3 {$ V4 I- ~: F9 a: M0 g, e! tThe boys began to argue over who would
; y9 g1 f- j1 X. Yget the first pancake./ n3 ~ a5 F7 C7 S* U# b
Their mother saw the opportunity for a" l# a& {( \0 p+ G* D( I* ^ ]
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He3 [$ _% E# [" R, q1 B( u8 x+ @1 j
would say, 'Let my brother have the. p8 c7 C% K v) K/ y4 ]
first pancake, I can wait' ."
% e( g' Q. A# d. |& PKevin turned to his younger brother and% k& E- O; C3 B: D4 _- x
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"7 m3 _% a5 U; o& y! @1 i
" X3 \. f# A9 x0 u8 |A father was at the beach with his children
3 z2 E0 g# o$ d7 u2 Hwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,: p& F$ m+ r2 z5 n; l: z, ^
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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/ C Q2 d: l' b9 c"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked. P# O3 p+ \4 m6 o0 T5 g2 A5 p; L
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.# C9 e- N: d6 Z- |& R2 U
The boy thought a moment and then said,
6 {3 n6 H$ ?: R$ j! D# B"Did God throw him back down?"
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7 n v8 h; r; s- B: MA wife invited some people to dinner.
5 J! i2 O# b& E4 c3 m$ F/ B3 hAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
1 Z/ t2 r4 x: ?- k1 g+ Zdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the) T% Q: X" r! K5 V
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The K4 J! [5 m' c* ^5 r# s
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."$ X) m8 V, s6 Y0 N& M. T
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
) V' [! `* I$ J3 B( T- xand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
8 @+ o) s. V! j! Ppeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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