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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church1 c3 t$ S8 w" ]7 C, R/ J! [9 r
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3-year-old Reese :
2 B0 a' T; U& T; N9 m( t"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,; q* u$ t! D. J! |8 Q* t2 B
Harold is his name.
, s5 ^$ j5 c$ R1 LAmen."8 S" y; s# z3 W' v* r

8 X: q) E9 Q& B  `5 I1 H' ?2 `A little boy was overheard praying:$ I  P  l- ~* \) g' j& H7 i
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,! Q5 }% R1 y( b- A+ L
don't worry about it.2 `( F7 ]* b& x: A; ]: S. u5 P
I'm having a real good time like I am."  b% B9 D2 a2 |  x- R

( t7 Q. D& a, `- T7 |7 P5 E3 QAfter the christening of his baby brother
$ _: t# _8 c0 U8 [" `7 U1 c9 sin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
4 m! C# [9 M' F1 p2 V7 W! Fin the back seat of the car. His father asked- U5 l. t2 d) u- I3 j
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the) K' [7 X0 O) V
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted* y$ S* F3 D% W
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
4 m  P  h, P! p5 d/ s% L% Q, o0 \to stay with you guys."
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! s* \: m% P, F) P: F5 ?One particular four-year-old prayed,$ X% i- @, Q) Y5 N' {. p% D: y
"And forgive us our trash baskets as0 X+ T9 X% F2 |0 Z, X, ?) n8 T
we forgive those who put trash in our7 n# ?8 i4 C3 s" o/ [
baskets."; D8 w% E3 N$ g& o* G* [& l2 F3 |

  b/ C/ E: p" [9 a/ A& AA Sunday school teacher asked her, ~1 Y" A8 B7 c* d7 S. B
children as they were on the way to
7 G* l4 D( I/ }1 N& J' IChurch service, "and why is it necessary2 s& c$ B5 V4 Z) Z$ d* b
to be quiet in Church?"
) }3 n( a* P/ e. D% W% C8 P& bOne bright little girl replied,
6 X& p7 J4 A5 Q"Because people are sleeping."* j6 N3 u7 b& ~1 `
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A mother was preparing pancakes for( h+ E7 ^/ o5 K4 ^. d
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 j+ h2 U8 |+ F. u2 g" @The boys began to argue over who would" d3 J9 P. m8 t8 D; `
get the first pancake.
) ]* j8 D' I/ I. n, K9 x# B$ eTheir mother saw the opportunity for a% ^6 p8 C6 K# z
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
, P# Q+ V% `8 ]" I& J# S1 ]# ~would say, 'Let my brother have the( T( X8 _6 Q8 f+ V: D+ b
first pancake, I can wait' ."3 s0 D- a. f) P" v7 f
Kevin turned to his younger brother and& P/ k' o+ T: @. _* `
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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2 }; D. c6 w' [0 h  ~0 XA father was at the beach with his children. P, _. V. T3 ^2 R2 w
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 V& E; R9 t+ }/ E' s% J: mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore( q- C- M8 {- x; c- S
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
/ {8 ?7 g. W' l  n2 I; @"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked." _, S+ M+ c" g- ?/ I$ F7 Z2 j
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
9 k' H: n4 W, Q  ^The boy thought a moment and then said,9 ?  @; _9 x* Z9 {- U2 O1 g
"Did God throw him back down?"1 N: H# L, \; |* E% D: x: Q

/ B2 a. e" A1 YA wife invited some people to dinner.
3 i% \2 K  Q$ Y  Y9 Q: EAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old4 P1 i9 z* n2 z% T
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the* R. y+ `6 \+ b# |
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
; ~* r$ d( q1 Jgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."9 ]5 P7 ~* N8 t- @) A7 s9 q
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
. h) E0 I. P. X. M6 ~% D: e9 h. U! r$ Kand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these' u8 c! s* X; G5 C; W$ e
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表   r! @9 M8 Y$ Z, _& {9 b% }
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 1 q/ b: r/ u# a! }% @7 D1 L

0 Z+ o$ N5 W! q" ^% sRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.4 f# J$ m/ p4 x% M" P* d- v
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# a4 p& Y' `8 e- V" tMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
8 d  X* x& [+ |6 kI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 1 D1 X9 ~! w5 q8 E8 K

* o# I( _  G2 {. D4 T/ kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.! c4 e7 f2 o1 ~- E" @5 X4 t9 B
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( w+ Q1 K/ j) u# ~. K( R3 {My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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1 L! ^# A6 I$ Y- jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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" }, N" T, h5 Z# FRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* c2 L) M& W6 g0 x"Don't be selfish!" I said.; s9 p, d% S; o9 Q
My boy's eyes turned ...

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  V3 q% {9 @9 k* k: c& `+ }3 W# {% UAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 3 e$ ^, }6 [, f

$ I: a& L3 x5 A, p, r1 i4 Laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: * M0 I5 x8 _0 i0 h# h  v) T
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.8 ?. d- F# _+ Y6 r( d
"Don't be selfish!" I said.. r3 Z. s7 Q3 E% I
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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