2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
1 e7 j% _# V" }& {" TYou have 2 cows，
+ e# I' Y# `# @2 M% B, VThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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3 h) ]- ^9 X1 e! e; H1 D1 Z$ }FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
+ A8 x' d5 p2 p5 Z1 {. U2 _You have 2 cows，
4 r' I; C: ^& b: l; dThe State takes both and shoots u.
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4 Y  |! ]* r# _# ?2 S4 NBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
- a2 H. ]7 \# i- @The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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2 N+ s, m0 I# N+ M* BTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
/ U7 |' [1 W8 v4 l) k: RYou sell one and buy a bull.
7 s- ~( p  ^3 i5 r$ TYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
2 Y" ~/ }: U: tYou sell them and retire on the income.
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