2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
+ u2 e6 l6 d( G4 w4 s7 J6 U: {6 UYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

: l: v- _% E3 p9 Z* _3 dCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
5 P( q9 P. j& Z+ B; C4 r  W8 g: jYou have 2 cows，
; H# b8 ]! L1 X$ C9 p$ CThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

( B# Q/ u  e6 k8 @" }. W& iBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
2 l8 O$ E4 J6 z8 |. |You have 2 cows，
, E$ b, }2 V& ~  {" I+ E+ WThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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1 i0 ~8 n3 S( J! e- x' @) j8 UTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
' \# O* g7 r; UYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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