2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
# y2 Q4 Q3 d1 q+ B; IYou give one to your neighbour.

( Z6 I7 H$ x2 |; ^1 k5 ZCOMMUNISM**主义
2 |4 z  A, T: t0 l8 NYou have 2 cows，
" s) H0 }7 P! ?; b* _% h8 iThe State takes both and gives u some milk.

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FASCISM法西斯主义
1 F1 A/ m1 T7 ~4 G, vYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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# K! S3 u& ^- Q+ p# TBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
  R" b  S; e1 BYou have 2 cows，
: ~) Z3 \& H7 M+ ]; l9 lYou sell one and buy a bull.
0 |, }" \  h) p! FYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
8 |% V! R: Q, u) pYou sell them and retire on the income.

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