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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
; Q' u' Q$ `: M1 ^I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. " m& s" V& c+ c7 d1 R
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
) B7 X; T6 o1 p- hI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.4 p: Z0 q8 ?) k- M7 ?6 h$ E' h; B
U' G& x3 E: q. s& M( ~( c( Y3 @What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
; v" Z5 \& m% S6 `' |+ z. \8 K6 rAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.! T% f4 i( g W9 |# R4 B" J0 s, l
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
4 u1 [! R: v$ }4 L. ^'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.9 O S; G9 p! Y* n# [* P2 U
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.0 Z# F$ x! Q% P# l3 V
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.6 G# z6 S" i6 E
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
X9 u; F, R/ { pAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
! G; K: J9 P. f' ABecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.2 l2 Q+ W) g7 R' ^" J% ~7 e _
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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