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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash' ^- T. U* d: _
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html" L1 [6 E0 }8 v9 v/ R5 K
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The Man Song
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m5 J6 V0 K5 A( UI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.: N) e; f) ]% k$ p1 Y1 D
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
3 G F: q8 v r) a% p; l1 U Q'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
; f3 _0 o/ t- h6 `; u$ @7 oI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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4 x$ x% @) F7 t, {, z: S; kWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window. b6 s2 q n* |4 d& Y( s9 {
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 N/ [; v; h9 q4 E# KThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.2 E* \3 O' k' Y6 w
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.7 ~6 H+ `0 h8 a) h3 ?
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.: I/ a# b' d7 w9 ]6 X. h$ r9 V0 o/ l: F
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
3 N* j9 w+ [# X6 X; YAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.) A. [1 F- ]2 d* U
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.6 w3 C7 Z3 z8 s, ~5 o! h& J9 j
; c& P$ @. |/ H6 i) [And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.& h, N$ [! h# K/ M5 V
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
' x0 V! Z( t7 f- G2 dBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
/ t/ O% a1 {6 T7 o6 L4 I; oBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 5 J& ]6 B0 B4 R$ _
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