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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash# v) C9 D. t4 \) S
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html+ y& ^4 g0 u, Q
" O @; t4 C* \The Man Song 2 {* k* q( X7 M3 V$ X0 z
by Sean Morey ' O# g' g/ v5 R; g7 r' V1 y: }
C+ @) q( `0 R+ E) F; H' B! xI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
6 k! }! ^/ c! OI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
" b) i+ g$ C, L3 [2 C2 ^' Q'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".! e5 d8 E" F7 W6 d9 \, Y; t$ K# X$ Y
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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; R& {" ? n, }- j' W _What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.1 w& M9 b% P" u& Y- m; E
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
& A8 E2 B. T0 h2 SThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.7 P+ {7 I/ D: e% A
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.3 t! G9 M8 s- ~* f& q7 d
: r# \, B9 d/ X i1 g. S5 BAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
- B) } S7 i0 ?; K$ [; C7 Z'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
% h# F: [. S) AAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
v, T5 _: Z! p) \$ y3 H& L+ q. CI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.: e7 L5 B. E# X" _
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
8 p, I5 g ]% r! k9 E$ D: _$ PAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 h! i2 s: {# a( S' Q8 P7 k6 VBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
- a1 T$ N W$ C0 X. JBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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