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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash' Y6 P6 Q) }) h4 y1 i" [' c
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html4 v; V6 X$ \$ m, R% }. x( E' m8 q* G
9 n& J3 o( c* U/ T; H: v* F; PThe Man Song
0 W5 I* A6 Q" \: I$ P3 I! i by Sean Morey }" c8 l( S J
4 T" }0 C! b4 |9 ]: z. kI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.9 w0 b% } Q8 o# r
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 8 i O6 S4 P, m; Q) Y' h
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".0 m/ A( F' v6 S8 |( ], u3 C
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.7 b% f. y1 n# x% N0 ~5 g* t* ^
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.+ C8 m7 r6 ]$ J1 s
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
' x% h; y h9 X$ n+ Z5 G( j# jThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
, J7 {; W6 y) ]/ h'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.: g7 x5 x3 M L2 k
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
3 e% K0 W9 ]6 J4 s2 L% TAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
2 @4 _8 f7 a. y P: bI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.6 R6 J8 L7 N8 r1 K' B
; t: }. [5 c; u8 l6 s& E: o% LAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble., `9 G$ g2 v |- {
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch." l& \$ y C7 S2 v% k& n+ [
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.8 v2 c0 T2 u6 ?4 ]
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! + F, }7 T0 k- O
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