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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song 2 g r3 N# ]8 i a) J
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
+ I' R- @# A) K8 _1 OI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 4 |6 d: V8 R) x+ E4 k6 h, Q: B
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 y4 O. T7 |% v5 A! A% SI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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2 Y3 f! }3 [9 `" u1 _, S4 |What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
1 Q+ p, K* f2 f' K0 Z- m3 z0 nAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up." y" v; P0 J O/ D% ^6 U# Z
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
& G; h0 w# G" `. G- y: @'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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1 n# c8 d+ F8 g, HAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
$ K; ?, V5 f9 `. q3 {'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
& j* n( S S: {4 T! V5 G( I3 fAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.5 j+ E/ ]) P8 X6 t' W' {
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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) g# x. h& P# o3 QAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
! e& f( v7 l5 [( v" Y: w+ cAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch./ Z' ^+ r: a% U7 Z
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
, o0 `1 w- C- D$ L. P7 y4 H' ?Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 3 K7 z# i' b, d# @! m
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