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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song , G! j% g1 Y& S9 W( `( d( K6 f
by Sean Morey
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8 v0 Y8 h' Q$ u" AI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you." }$ K& w! e4 ]; @; B, K6 i- y
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
/ } H, m- U* o% V7 k$ U'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".; v# U* ?' _" _% A- e
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.+ |6 G) {+ f& g9 b: g
. m; b/ H K+ @, u% X; BWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
3 m4 K/ Z/ g5 E, x+ iAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
/ G5 j8 H: F$ V$ t: s! j+ UThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
/ A& G& I* g' g3 F* j' h' i+ u5 s. N'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.. w/ M9 g; @, ~; |
2 [* g) T/ `6 V2 e0 Q4 jAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
8 E( u, p3 ?5 T4 ]' Q) r'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.: G$ v9 E) u" t% K: H
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry." v; p% ` n E- l; J% w5 Z0 i
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
" H; O0 q$ s: Q! Y' Z% j5 L. uAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.5 W6 _3 x2 S3 e' {" n
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.. y7 `3 E1 k+ q b) a8 S% t
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! * |; T0 J6 ^4 j
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