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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash/ Q4 }! |* V0 ^3 C0 R g
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.& {4 L8 ]# T* y
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. , g9 a e$ T! [' @' |7 y7 ]
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
5 T4 m, A' H& l' WI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.% y+ I! ?0 \, C% y2 T
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.* N" O0 q5 s9 V6 p* B
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
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And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.& O; X& o0 |2 X4 q, ^) K& b R ]8 \
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
: E. ]( e! h7 ?; k# NAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.4 d# f& p. V5 y! ~# a& k
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.0 G. s7 |8 ]. [9 |% @
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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