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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. , r. d- z3 K j) ^! M
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale3 B; G: }$ Z: K+ E
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl, i4 X0 Z* e) s2 {0 x
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,2 P7 i' E& X' ^' f
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never. l5 v5 Y2 W2 K6 d) }
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
3 a0 P7 N+ V$ H& H: bget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had- ^4 \( j' O3 X1 r
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched, p- j1 R7 s9 Q' C( M7 @
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
9 ^8 w* Z7 S$ ~' a% Lhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
1 ^5 R4 U2 t* k+ f6 }; ksweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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" v ]2 {) f# i6 }; T' s$ M4 ANow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!5 v4 W" `! K! b: Y( }7 g
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