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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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3 K- _/ R( g, U7 X, v- IThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl' b' V5 ^% R# J: g; _4 m% r$ O
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,2 M& k$ C4 x0 X. s
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
C5 ^ b# T5 n) `/ F3 f9 ~had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
5 b) {; P, e; V# pget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had1 u' D, W/ r @- T9 M
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in$ k# \; U) y7 I% s3 j' A) H
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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