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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. % g6 B2 [# v5 Y8 \7 J0 }4 N
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never6 ]4 P# m4 p$ r, `2 {7 u4 f' l+ L4 u
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't2 Q! p2 d' O. j& D8 o
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
- g6 `- \/ a7 L' [- M# | @. ~all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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# g8 e! e7 X, l% c" e6 JNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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