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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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5 s- I$ |" _5 UThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
' l/ \3 g( z1 i' v( c5 W6 m& call the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
/ ~1 \; t4 R9 i* C1 ~& O* F# {sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had( A% U' L, |% G' H$ C( C
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in; O" _# b; q! u3 e
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.7 Q8 ?# F; d9 X& S: w' {8 Q
# H3 n( |9 w$ YNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!3 R w8 X( \ Q2 [
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