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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 5 n) T: `; \; Y
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale9 j( M3 k" e, b9 i
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl8 @" x& ^: a- c) J! l l
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 g' m# N$ U E; H
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
' B4 F3 T. ~ C) X& h7 d3 Zhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't' |0 v% q6 ]. Q
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
0 d% p4 H5 |. j% [2 u% G% Q. gall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
* u! F8 F) b8 zsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
" X, S6 D7 J9 q" Z$ y7 Y1 zhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 w; }/ C& s3 o3 Z9 e7 O
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time., {9 P) s1 k/ \) T% k
* ^8 _; z* z5 RNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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