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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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. y: O3 C7 S1 N( vOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
% }6 d3 u) K% z0 {0 jsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
/ P1 d5 { I r' X! J: E4 ydancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
0 s9 u' u! c ^/ s# v* Q' @5 Uhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
' V% F v# I6 ^# Y& v4 E4 Aget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had9 `# C& I3 F/ C$ _ h- J
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched8 m4 X- k* w* a0 F7 {
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had8 ?, w4 I0 ]. A! b8 s8 {. G. |/ d
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
- |, b% E! s* t4 W: h6 |8 s: V+ gsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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