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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. : o6 ]% J, W4 D9 {/ V" Q" e8 [6 e# a9 q
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never! R. i. _5 Q7 _3 U
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
/ s- [: D' O8 J0 iget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
/ u3 k6 b& k( ]& Gall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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0 j# B* _% x+ z3 ahigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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5 f" z/ I( X( V+ rNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!0 f' F% p* x8 s
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