The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
4 e! w% d: @! S/ S8 H4 ]get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
: j* T% B: G, |$ n9 nall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
: d% ^" r4 R1 E- T8 z6 s+ rsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
- P1 E5 Z2 [) P! s0 X; bhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 [& j5 Y6 v& R$ q8 }. e- _  \sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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" i" K, h% F: `  y, g3 PNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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The End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

. ~1 y% J4 N# ?他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

; S+ t+ R4 p1 v! w+ lYour understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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& u/ f* V4 W2 }# X  F7 }( X1 K他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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1 x  Y) k4 p9 S! i* t8 o1 ySo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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+ {( S. \* p$ \8 z- D5 Ythe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

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" @  s, `7 O. n1 mYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表


You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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' k6 R1 Y+ b  @" T  s4 Y8 Z4 l/ ZI am getting married in this coming September.