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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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. o( _* v, c7 a A$ q9 d5 U$ @# I& ^7 `9 JThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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7 L: {. |7 L. Q% AOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl' `, A3 V ]1 {+ }
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,; ? r& @) ]0 a8 |& j4 q$ T
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never0 u) s+ h: G2 T( K7 |4 B
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't' c5 j( K5 m& ]' h4 K6 b% q' J2 w9 B
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
4 ]! E4 E# {+ f* P+ Xall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched& l7 K0 u2 `! }$ _; |/ G9 M
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
% Q5 q. [6 L% H$ m6 bhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" b, [/ w" ^5 a% \9 U, E6 Zsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.7 E0 g' X- V0 E0 t2 D$ `* r
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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