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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
; \' ^! h' {. J" \( u; SThe first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
7 z! E F; q+ o. \8 J; ZThe second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
+ _1 b9 f5 ^4 @# g( `- ~The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
1 D1 B4 S+ K8 \& A6 y4 jThey turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
) L. \: U" }: _& j5 D8 EShe replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
) P! s2 h. L, G: OWash, Iron, 法克, Etc." |
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