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0 i/ `6 K: o" n/ ?2 _Why did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
, F) x) D% \- Y+ I4 n( V2. Mostly to clean the house. . k# ~/ J1 s1 V$ a+ f
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 9 \+ `. ]" d$ l9 `( v; S
" J& ]+ o# ~9 f$ x0 L8 IHow did God make mothers? / m) A2 f2 B/ y% j& X7 s6 t8 x; j
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
6 `/ W' @% b8 f6 g/ U5 w2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
; s, @# G, E) ^8 Y2 H3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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9 d% ?4 B+ I& {% _8 G* j7 k3 QWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
. {6 Z9 M S& V" z1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2 N0 k/ \2 ^# F+ o3 y+ e7 o
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 5 b r: h# x5 ^7 r& d6 a
8 _7 t/ X$ D7 q! }; iWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? $ U* ~. g, L7 U z2 y- X
1. We're related., {! d5 L7 o& G: Q
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 7 ?1 u1 f# \' k9 I2 I; \5 U3 u
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 7 v$ k$ N8 L4 d' V* j0 k E
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
* ~% W3 j, K: Z; ?# K3. They say she used to be nice.
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3 `: F& B' S: jWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 8 s' w5 U( x$ ^. K# n) i, |0 b- s
1. His last name.
* z* \0 X; ^+ D: D! L2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
1 ^6 x# {$ T$ j3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? " u `4 K/ Y0 V b% ]2 [1 g
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
& e4 x7 f! D# H1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
* h# J! [. E _* T3 P2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 5 r+ T0 o3 y% Y0 Q0 c& o
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house?
9 c7 I; C1 H; n' @& I1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. ! x: r$ B/ Y3 a( c& Q6 h
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
, E( Y: G S( ]6 p% x4 x# h7 c4 T3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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+ A! K3 ~+ R( @/ Q/ O" [What's the difference between moms & dads?
) b; y2 L4 G3 I" f1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
9 [ p0 p7 c. I$ y2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
& g" Q8 `6 \4 c+ W$ c4 B3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
% b' S% ~0 \' _" p Y9 g; N4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 2 k3 l" ^3 \9 l
2 E" G8 p* W6 m- v' LWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
: N" |6 v, q' K6 b: L1. Mothers don't do spare time.
9 ]: r' d4 x1 E2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. % L- J8 S. p2 l* n; E4 D
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? 3 u7 Q& p) t) B& x$ g ^5 C
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
7 L/ K: h i5 W1 ]0 }2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 4 ?! ` M" u. A' P
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? : q {+ n6 S" W# \4 {
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
% s$ B( F( }+ z9 P( k, B2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.9 a7 ]% x6 O3 F8 G; U/ h
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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