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# m$ t- j: ^6 o: rWhy did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is." o# ~9 O5 B7 r* @- n
2. Mostly to clean the house. # m% J) g* [4 {" c
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? % ^" w, L+ q$ h0 ]. k; m' C; c9 v; z
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
- X" |5 M8 [3 b) @' Y2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 1 k; B% V) k! @1 r! u
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
( a# `5 ^7 n$ K1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. ' w2 x- F; l3 y. Q; G4 U
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. & G6 `" q1 G; w- F
v( W# h7 x: [; aWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
/ ~! V* j G7 X2 R2 {1. We're related.+ ~4 Y( o9 y M }2 U/ m6 W8 ]
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. / X" f1 e/ n; q/ H* B5 `$ k$ J
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
' P/ k9 L' s; D+ |8 {# Y+ o9 t% ?1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. n, o: z& c( F( g: C, m% R. V
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
8 ^4 X2 w# j4 D. n/ F0 Q3. They say she used to be nice. - ^: r+ P$ y5 T; L1 C
3 O }, T. s' \What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 6 I% R8 Q& Y# M) C- j C
1. His last name.
5 x3 }' R" h+ e% O2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?8 D' U7 t/ X0 U0 c4 m( N
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ; _- r! [0 X' n, I. |& p
7 @1 P0 @. w6 BWhy did your mom marry your dad?
) v+ a; n- C5 U9 m4 ^1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
/ g3 G$ O" A: F0 Z! m2 X$ ?2. She got too old to do anything else with him. / s# j ^) s* B4 j6 y
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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3 ^5 e2 o$ Z: j/ n% ? RWho's the boss at your house?
( o" a A7 |& k1 k1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
/ D3 Z9 e6 ~! Q @0 O' z5 L2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.9 ]$ c5 ? t1 \9 B& Y5 O
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 4 g3 X* _4 z6 A d) _8 Z
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
; {( O6 Y6 q8 U L7 x1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
- h7 x1 f \4 B0 N2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.# x# P! l, u( j" B
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
: u n5 |1 w" d, @8 m. ~4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
* `. Y& R* J# Z- ?/ ]1 l' O1. Mothers don't do spare time.* s) w" f. F: a* Q+ h1 s
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? 9 t. a4 U x+ U- g5 k& P# Z* W
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
8 T, H4 k. _4 m2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. # R3 ?* U9 v- X4 z" @& ^% y2 U/ G- _
. o* E. o( }& x+ q' K+ }If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? ! S! U3 e8 J2 W7 P! i& q
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. * Y6 v, _+ {5 l+ t b
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.4 b4 _0 ]) T4 p( G' Z
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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