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Why did God make mothers?9 |9 `# n: B" I4 x9 G
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.3 D) m p) _9 |9 {; H
2. Mostly to clean the house. " P$ N1 M4 w: p B
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. ' u' A( w- M& O3 E3 F
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How did God make mothers? 7 q7 {; g# {0 a2 B0 K
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
& P8 [+ [, }! i( ^; N G2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
, G6 S! o. q f) P/ ]3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? 4 D- u8 g- ~3 G; a. b+ |
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. * G6 e+ \: b. C3 Q' G2 @
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. + W" F/ R0 u+ L C0 i
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
4 w/ v; o2 @4 ?1. We're related.
" X, z6 t' D% i2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 1 ?0 @8 ]- M* x F
6 [7 u# U9 Q1 G0 E: lWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
2 u7 A2 z5 x! o/ {: m' H) S1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. % `$ w! b9 u- {) u
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. / }1 @, d% y9 t# J" v( u
3. They say she used to be nice.
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% F& i+ n7 @5 R( H" T9 OWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
( v+ Q9 X9 f4 `1 n- G( |1. His last name.* x& d$ k# D" U8 i
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
. D1 w2 j9 F7 Z# `0 G3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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# Q7 C/ Y2 G: J0 l1 ]3 j( qWhy did your mom marry your dad?
) K7 W7 f! d. h3 j/ z8 V7 D1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
% F- H8 T7 H% H$ x5 m# ^2 k2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 1 j4 H+ b e+ t, A
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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2 ^/ n$ g6 } z" U$ U2 sWho's the boss at your house? - H) a! g4 c# d7 D
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 6 p! y" h& t( o* X# b- W
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed./ m& }# u. a% M7 h% u
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. ! R5 I. s" D3 b( j. t7 ?' X
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What's the difference between moms & dads? ; p. \, D5 l- @! v
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
9 I0 q4 E1 ~- h' ^' {2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
8 x4 C( h5 O# p2 h! m4 X# b4 Q3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
/ A& h8 m* Q$ S( i4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
5 G+ g* k, s) Z& ~; U( s% t1. Mothers don't do spare time.. c$ X0 V! C% g- A6 t, w2 Q) B3 ~
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. / u9 l" M7 ^4 {
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? ) w3 @( K ^6 K) h! l
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.3 g% a* H- N3 w" r& ~
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. ) k* a5 h2 ~* f* E+ u
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? ' o4 v& h0 s2 S5 [9 R; v3 O0 M
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
" d! u" p' i/ J- `4 [3 X# c2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.3 O' @* [; {' y c' K; U$ j4 j* X
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. 3 m3 s0 H& U5 {/ S5 M. E: K$ e
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