 鲜花( 1394)  鸡蛋( 16)
|
 8 d0 K* [" `4 b
/ X% g3 G' f }
Why did God make mothers?
a. ?5 i1 }- @) W4 R+ ~+ e
. S4 p4 ? i2 x8 _1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
! `+ C# O& z9 L( e" }9 m2. Mostly to clean the house.
4 q+ [: ], {) ^; Q3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
! S; ?8 S# i+ h8 U; R, s; M, x; _5 h; k, y [
How did God make mothers? 8 x4 p/ N6 }% Q# U8 S( f
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
: x& X4 \# }7 ^( q2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
! D" o6 N" F8 Y3 s. O. W8 E3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
9 e, C& ]5 y) ~* `' Y. y& o3 V) J+ W! ]7 y' L- S: h3 A$ u
What ingredients are mothers made of ?
; X! x) r, R2 m2 X1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
# a1 [5 S+ D% `" ^0 \( f& n2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
8 T, W1 `6 L5 e( Z, N" t% V
; ?& Q; S7 t: X% C- Y4 g) l! kWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
$ h+ M- d# \$ r; _* U9 N1. We're related.
% ~& c1 h0 e/ I! v C% [. ]5 Q8 x/ D, |2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. $ r, O8 ]2 d# {0 `8 ^; S
' s0 a" L$ j& J4 W6 VWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
) U8 ]6 F5 c- @. L$ k& H C1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 7 ~ s6 N$ r6 U* o4 e- A! p
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
5 s- q5 g4 H% M' x2 e( d3. They say she used to be nice. 4 y. R' T9 c4 I0 F- X+ z
8 t- o- t6 x" s9 o+ m4 Q& QWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? / f+ b1 [! A. B" e E
1. His last name.
+ W1 h- H2 b0 U) J( h# X2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
4 \9 u) H0 v9 R5 U9 H3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
- M9 M4 n( Y( |9 c9 O l( k& n. p4 P2 G7 S1 m
Why did your mom marry your dad? , f! n8 h7 R6 Q
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
\2 p+ e; H2 _% w& u; x: `' R2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
/ C- q7 _4 R* j3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
' @1 M% V$ u1 A$ j9 O- R W" F) j4 d( q, X5 t r8 C1 d
Who's the boss at your house?
. [0 M7 y9 @0 E3 V4 Q" [1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
4 h) S% g& I9 Z6 @6 n* l$ H2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
' e; e4 y/ U9 L! J, f5 S+ T3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
& B5 g) t2 Q( _; w* K4 H1 c% L, `0 U2 Q4 D# A& u
What's the difference between moms & dads? ; P% f) Q! f, A1 j3 `8 t" D+ f3 T
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 4 W K9 }7 L& M# u) [
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
7 N5 X' i$ P8 t- _3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. ' K/ y9 l9 O( A4 p7 w
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 8 _- s, V1 a# B, U) m
# o' r: m4 v; a- ]What does your mom do in her spare time? * I, r. `! l) Q8 E$ c' g1 R
1. Mothers don't do spare time.- d1 A @' p& t* p8 ~) C* h
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. & {4 w+ G& ?7 i6 l
6 J4 P/ r2 S5 w' N6 S bWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
0 R F& i! N5 }6 i1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
9 P3 r) Z0 X6 U2 X7 X" D1 ]% }2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
1 ^( |6 U- J* K' c
3 d: B7 c$ M* |7 M+ V$ ]If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 9 J' }9 o, k- k! }0 \
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
7 j( C8 w& r8 x( F0 @( z5 A2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.. E8 v5 P# J% x- U6 i
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
+ U8 b( Z, d2 v( y |
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-1-18 14:22
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-1-18 15:19
发表于 2008-1-20 10:30
发表于 2008-1-20 13:26
