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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. + \ ?; ~- G- {9 J6 }" Q1 ^0 t
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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/ k( W( p+ n0 k' ^ The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 4 P. q3 @8 d+ u k( f, j" \# }& i
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ( X, a) w) S G4 N3 C
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 9 l" @# I' r7 G$ p# A
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Her and says, # Y- t5 d7 G' t% P6 n1 P
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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* F6 C- I: o# B5 M7 q9 F; p" I Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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" a7 o% I o, H! ^ He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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9 \! p5 s& P- U) ?. x4 K% ` Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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1 k; W' w9 z0 u; }* b8 k 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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