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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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. m4 q+ B7 m5 V, r5 pA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 8 @$ I- z2 J( p6 E8 t
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8 [, P6 z, [, h j) _+ }9 Y She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ( k6 ^5 q; h: v- C E
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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$ u- C( J. U; G; `- z Her and says, $ D2 S4 V% q" I+ x, V
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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9 H0 j" ^! j$ D5 l; `4 c3 w- [ He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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0 f8 h; ]( x/ b. J3 r( S6 K Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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