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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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3 u+ X/ V% W. N2 H8 h0 g6 VA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' ( |, w' `* x& K: q
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 9 o4 B! L& l- C4 A8 P3 E$ N; q* f
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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N U9 x$ s! H; h: m Her and says, - j M: U* u, a
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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$ o+ i; |; r% B8 \+ H& P$ W He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a ' U' ?5 |( f4 `0 P
: Q4 z( p0 n9 u! t2 E" A( ^ Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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. q/ g- c' R, R 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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