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( [1 U+ N. u' r2 x" q8 ]! NA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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: o8 W6 u; K1 W2 T The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' - Q7 T' {% y. P3 h8 N) g2 e
6 t1 }# v7 z! h# d6 R Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. : W1 y- @$ r% D$ e0 ~8 J* O2 ~
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. $ U4 E1 l7 h O% ~% v0 U
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& t0 t; G& @1 L, D8 T He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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! n3 M0 P& J1 V1 g( ]! L 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to - W: X. p" e- u, _
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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9 F& t4 s/ `- s8 A He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 1 ?2 ]1 h; l6 a7 F/ Y
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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