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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 0 A4 a; R$ B4 w( F7 ~* i' D
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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$ d3 r9 _3 \' _# `0 e. S, H Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' / u. ~* x8 \1 c+ A
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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8 ^' k, O5 M; G5 O2 k# i5 T Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 9 {- U* c: n7 U0 W
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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4 `& {5 s" k( Z3 e1 L He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to ) M/ o: o s. W3 w
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Her and says,
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/ M, p3 y) Q, c" O. U' Y% r 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to A9 b" M Z4 p) E
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ( X+ Y8 M% @8 X H) l1 X
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 2 k# r, A4 K" ?7 I
" @1 Q# o$ x* R7 j* s! B Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ) D5 u1 F" r r9 V, n5 E
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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