UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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1 F! j) U/ F: V* P: E; cLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

* q6 j4 n  W8 w! X% v& x2 f6 fIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

' Z, R7 }4 e8 s, b, P8 J3 ZAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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. F7 ]+ f& y. b3 IWhat can I do?
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Desperate Housewife
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Reply:

* t7 P) ~1 T  R' w% @& M0 {+ R4 ]Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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! o( o% t$ I9 RIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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) C/ B7 n5 f  s; |4 j  F7 VBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

4 X" V+ y/ U6 E: x  W1 z, aLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

1 }! h/ l) h/ D% G+ UWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support