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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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& z$ L- p: o: z7 G# E) V FIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.& ^9 z3 o! W+ t. w+ t6 h0 E- m
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.; Y7 w' x, k: h$ ], y
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What can I do?" j! N5 s- c6 V! Z n
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Signed,
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7 y8 `' r! X9 a0 eDear Desperate Housewife,! E' Y. H7 b' E0 p7 h. }+ C$ m
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Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 6 s2 F l* }9 n8 k% r0 A, M% ?1 j
. K# r6 [, }$ q2 t# w/ B X0 _Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.2 X6 ], P3 E0 v5 _8 R8 E+ |" F1 x& `2 R
5 N. N6 f- e2 _; fLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.+ f4 X+ n3 l; R
5 y- B$ f; z) A1 I- CIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. ( a. h* N' z, T2 v
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and) b: n! u# p9 U: q
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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. N4 ^. y! W' j& }0 x9 eGood Luck,
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