English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
& E- d% b5 P( [+ z4 o每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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4 k' `6 l# U6 ~- ]8 D& [7 OThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
! P: h9 X; }8 P$ |聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
( ?5 G3 j; z1 O$ L) p$ FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
; r) Y+ n; E8 z8 p) E成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
% F4 N. |7 d, h3 A$ _( g"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
  d# I4 I: m7 _+ Z6 W/ P"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
! N& T, b( V) h努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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  Y* L7 o* L0 w! s5 J4 r"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
& f) n0 S- ]  {. B. @$ @When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
( H$ M; L' G* }+ e8 v6 e: D! u两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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. s5 O4 ?. y1 M/ {: \; ZThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。