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/ r: |. ^1 R  L, J* y发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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, h* O5 n# j2 j) q" _( h' c4 oMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
. B* q7 R! j- E0 u3 nLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
" A' n/ @5 v4 t- f7 rBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
1 K7 m( c4 w% {1 N" @Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
$ ?( ]3 I; W. f$ q! B) X  O; i% sThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
/ f6 R& }9 B5 D% W聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* U2 x* c0 M6 U' Z9 H- n# O成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. T* d! \8 u9 |; `- S" _+ |爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
# o' {7 d* e2 y& Z: p$ [9 Z& |Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
6 P' U: I/ W" T0 R4 Z* g"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
7 \# D7 \' A8 J8 ?6 R, k. J7 N"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
- W$ X* D; m3 c1 Q$ W3 d努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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' b' C: c- z; P3 g6 j3 `God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
) P' W4 y# o1 H神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
9 U7 ^. N5 ?! ^4 zWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
1 i2 n) Y/ Y5 M4 b6 k) I% E$ ~( i- R两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。