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朝阳

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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

, U2 s' Y. n7 C" Z* ^1 xMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
! U6 n6 A- U* |: I( MOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
7 [; M# e" ^5 B, E5 _8 Y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
: w- ^- y# I. W; C: V. z+ D! L, wBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
  P" M. p3 V* y2 e3 i8 mEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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' ]; n% p4 O3 w1 ?8 H8 X4 [Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
! n' j+ X9 W/ B不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 t' R& d1 S9 l5 i* H爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
9 H* K8 W- X9 G6 ]后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
0 S- F) S9 K) G! Y应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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% a& G* k9 C- d2 `) {"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
: j1 k/ _5 R. ]/ t' H  U& g3 f( V# `努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
' w9 n0 w/ X# r% E# W' v神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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6 `! X0 u6 \* n1 [# NA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
  F- q2 o0 t, F3 K( ]& z学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

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