English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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/ W) B: t: ?, ]9 j, h) ?Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
; i4 d/ X' }8 `3 O2 k' C: H钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
9 r1 m, G2 B% x$ ]) u. cLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
" M+ O; ^: a( u1 C9 @' cBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
( c( A& p  a7 i) [( w) w每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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, o, ^7 j; ]8 P+ XEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
$ R. i1 p" m9 @5 z再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
- s4 r8 _) V1 }0 Z: Q1 m8 ~The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
& i. [) C" i  s+ H: D3 g$ p聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
0 }3 a0 v$ U; ^* f( f. [3 \Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
4 U  j+ r+ h& b* v6 X5 D成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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# _( `( b( J2 a. f: x0 M0 qNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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  m/ `; h; a9 d  c, J: B; X' C2 G; j, kLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 A/ q6 L  T9 q+ Q# ^- \  g爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
( y' }) o8 X5 q6 _9 G9 f  @; u( S- NGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
2 J5 G5 z) K5 A) I+ Q神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
9 s7 S- T8 P: ~8 d服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。