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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 # q, n8 R$ b# m$ y- m6 r, E. u
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
  u; K) k2 z, S- {. h9 \钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. * ]; j' l1 e' ~( e9 D+ [
  
2 z# p9 Y$ N5 o* u! DOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
; t  U4 o. r5 F& @; t# v每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 Q8 l5 `0 d. P! b! ], y* sLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. + F1 _1 H. a- l
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. # i2 I+ b6 H+ g; [. H
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. $ Z% m& j. {+ E1 J) N% N
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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& z: e- c3 j! @6 GEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. " a7 e2 b7 l) L, b
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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3 b" Y/ n7 j, }" E% G$ HThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
3 Q" E& B( k7 |/ a1 `4 {- s聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. % I0 \7 p$ A) p
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
+ c4 J% z; H4 E- q! [5 \成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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  ^6 ]: j8 i1 J$ W* [Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. # t1 l- P% T& J5 P/ Z/ }% L: ?7 M
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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0 p( Z& W( X7 g9 kThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 3 @3 Z. g. ~/ l. x" \3 M
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. , V* E) k. v; O) W- u
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
% O+ q/ B% ^6 M1 C( y) T6 _. P努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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4 M) m- q: R. Y7 S3 k"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 8 q5 O! v% C+ N
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 7 W* y9 ]6 S. n% k7 `" B
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 6 A; E2 M# w  P5 _
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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/ i: W9 C$ W6 i: |4 {5 A- bA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
9 B" B7 I/ c' y: u1 w& d6 F4 `服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. % s9 U& b2 V( n
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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