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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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# m2 z9 g6 d- D) a" {As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.1 [2 j; h: H+ x# K: U/ [% f. P
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人! a/ u9 c4 W0 Z; y; V, Z5 {% B
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
- G. M5 b5 c9 j" K40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?; \2 i' v2 j- R2 L# |% A1 m, V
你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.5 d, B3 }' a; v4 ]
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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' K9 l5 ~' l1 Y5 N# k, S: MIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,/ z6 ?8 a1 G+ {# I9 k
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽! G# e& }& G" Q3 Z. L% p
) b k8 f& @1 g* Wshe doesn't sit around whining about it.) k! s: k# v# C5 U6 @
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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6 n8 w# O4 c5 \; t! _She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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! r6 h/ Y( z0 L' V0 @0 a" `Women over 40 are dignified.
3 }) ?% l3 _. [3 _7 {) H2 m40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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/ T0 r! @0 ]% N, [& ?They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
; }$ o* \! J# v) w- d( y3 p不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡; ]5 K ]7 q* Y A/ `
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.- u8 g. \( `) H. G1 r6 V
跟你大呼小叫
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: ?! L! v# m; p7 U4 g" R( d8 IOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
& N7 w3 p/ b/ q; X) Y當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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6 \7 m8 Z' [3 B: {* |/ G4 [6 @If they think they can get away with it.) T7 S0 g, J4 {" G- T# Q
一槍把你給斃了。
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! M4 y: G8 ], @/ `Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
' h7 C. g6 f; d/ H熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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/ E' v' j' a! i/ Z4 X, V! o( ?They know what it's like to be unappreciated.: S5 r+ b, o8 P: p
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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* p% T. Y9 y1 J) v! |7 X" F0 lWomen get psychic as they age.
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" P v1 [% L! ZYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.9 j2 I- c8 W4 |: P9 i8 K1 ^$ O) I* D) E
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, J* m' M# h" b5 ]1 h! H
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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6 k5 H+ J+ }4 e: k9 s$ _a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. X0 T- p; }8 y5 [/ @7 A4 K# f
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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0 O" L3 S+ } z' e) j' w- AOlder women are forthright and honest.
7 \. x$ q$ r( g: H熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.6 H* T! z' a5 S
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋: ~* t& g0 H( @
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
+ d9 m; [! |8 Z- ?7 e; a% ~) K0 \你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意9 B! i; |4 w& n$ a" k7 w
" m n* |/ V, d [& h; AYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
3 K. }( V/ R8 b* B1 a40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.7 L( h/ o4 l* }
40歲以上的男人呢?% ?6 d* [$ [6 Y G8 }
( _; L; u- [5 j5 N, UFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
; w) h6 u5 S, ~! |! a相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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+ k2 G, y- p. ythere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
+ _! Q% \( b) L4 w5 X4 |6 L就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
# `; z% S& b3 G2 Z; A" C/ O6 L厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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' j. \2 o" o/ _* k( rLadies, I apologize.
2 ^6 L/ z* H5 F r7 a7 `女士們，請容許我在這兒
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. X$ l$ v/ B: i5 [3 }3 [7 FFor all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
: A. U5 N V4 J& p' s; S那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人8 ]" J, C8 I j5 |
( u. \4 Y- B$ p. m. e4 _' ]( v4 ihere's an update for you.
& n* u: ^. `: g; J' f0 G5 Y( P實在是太搞不清楚狀況了2 E) `4 [2 A% l
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.% b& U' K; B, O0 X$ v
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?& n5 g1 N, n3 W$ I1 O8 Y$ N$ r0 E8 s
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
! q" i% y1 j. b0 b/ ]- i- s因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
