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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:$ q! } U9 r8 [8 F- c
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
' p( P5 _: m R隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人. X. {1 c: O4 \; M( w
, ]" n$ m9 g, b4 a/ |( N8 `Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,5 |( `1 ^1 d+ E
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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- ~7 M) v3 P3 R9 c! \"What are you thinking?/ v2 ~* u) }6 y7 Q" M) T1 `) g! b' n
你在想什麼?6 H( @1 r+ f o" \( }0 L% k1 F3 Q
& C7 m i$ ^0 IShe doesn't care what you think.! v7 _" u5 D9 {
她才不在乎你在想什麼。$ _$ d' x8 v( A
7 w7 O/ M2 u. Q2 ?( OIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,5 m& p9 P& c# E
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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/ K) W9 f' U% g9 R) {she doesn't sit around whining about it.! u3 c2 T, p }* a+ q# N) `
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西9 W! y" B8 ^: r# R" Z
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.1 c& N! f4 F0 M6 ]; u2 B
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
0 s; S; s* @% R- V+ r6 ` m40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
7 ^$ o0 p( n% c; e1 D! Q不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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. Y7 o2 F3 W/ D- K9 Yor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.* K: S1 n; f( p1 A
跟你大呼小叫6 k" G1 M& `% h% j9 h
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you4 {$ S& |6 r9 u; ^
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地. {$ S/ W1 s0 X6 n
) a: N, a: A1 S2 @4 mIf they think they can get away with it.
9 [7 s' n/ e4 T2 W7 Q5 L0 R2 P/ n一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.& H" d' ~$ J" u
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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3 {4 e( |$ |/ X% Y7 C& pThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.( G3 P( S& K9 A- Q: o# g
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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& m( r& P9 n4 ?: p0 Z8 y* A4 Y& uWomen get psychic as they age.9 n; L1 s* G6 ?: u+ S
女人越老越通靈' p/ U5 T6 N% W
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.( j0 N( @% H; o# p2 P& \/ T
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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7 g9 J& O, v6 Y/ D, L9 t# a" F' AOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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[" I" c' k1 \$ n* w3 ^a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.+ \2 F# }5 y9 I3 S3 R+ U( w
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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" V+ b) C [ ~& M. L* k, @ WOlder women are forthright and honest.: t- M: W5 ^1 G m
熟女直接又誠實
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. [2 z- T4 K* Y% E' \They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.# g$ y! Y& m& X( E Q
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋1 W6 e# _5 V3 m2 c4 N' g9 q* M, {7 n
* I8 G8 f$ T1 MYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.# v8 ? N6 L) N. E
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
# w3 s2 l* J& w: l40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.& P9 N) e, J* M0 @( ]$ d. D/ d
40歲以上的男人呢?( l6 g$ E* z3 g* q5 _
; j$ Z; d5 U1 W n4 h3 i& UFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,( ]$ a7 _2 F/ A3 E
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人. x4 H& g7 `2 P6 X) D
& `; u' j! A: Xthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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( n8 g) X% b: U. Q& ]+ Gmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.
7 Q- _" c& f4 O/ m% N4 \女士們，請容許我在這兒
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5 `# [0 S. {5 q6 C7 j3 {6 fFor all those men who say,. @$ |( e; U; N* T
幫妳們說句公道話: B2 x C# u( P1 ~; V
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
4 E$ W) w4 W% [3 W+ x5 z那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人7 W _" V: M1 k3 x, U. q- t
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here's an update for you.
1 W4 Q w4 `; i! l1 _實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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R+ M- O! O7 [- PNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
$ c2 k) t6 `3 y5 Q/ a8 S8 g+ ]( t8 O今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?/ n: B( s6 Y# @
為什麼呢 ?( B6 {+ ]; I( @" G
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage8 Z' v! M8 `$ E; R8 y/ l
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
