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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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: ~" k6 h, d- M) c0 tAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.4 D7 b! N9 f' C/ }
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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: G& j3 F+ l# c" ?# SHere are just a few reasons why:0 c. N7 x9 F( r" p# w
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,; g0 l" q. R+ C
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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' o7 Z! u# u2 O" f; P' Q"What are you thinking?
' X3 t( c- }& P' S' J你在想什麼?
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9 A v s9 u% CShe doesn't care what you think.
' f& q5 {7 _0 q0 e0 H P她才不在乎你在想什麼。( r* f% B; h' X; [. s6 K# \
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
/ z5 ~. ^2 H# r( X; ~8 _40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽. C+ b! e, {, \6 r* _- N
8 Q6 t" |6 P) ?6 W) R6 p0 `3 ?she doesn't sit around whining about it.! o* W2 S- x1 w5 j/ B7 Y/ b1 q
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting., q6 t( W% g+ y
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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+ q5 \7 D. F# YThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera8 J9 Z0 i3 }# u |. N7 p) O! @2 A: c2 r
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you e, x }# R; I8 N! [
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it. M& i* I2 y0 ?5 a
一槍把你給斃了。& G1 t, L7 O" \6 L9 L1 }2 {
% ]" {3 L& l: NOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved. `' J6 ~; K8 w1 S+ X5 r
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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( ^- a2 t3 n2 A0 ]They know what it's like to be unappreciated.% D9 h8 k# d: r6 p+ |+ Z- {# o B s
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
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: _- _8 }; [# X$ F, c; C, X3 }4 VYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
3 |6 t& y- b# L: @) m& Q你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔, o! ^ M8 R- Z- T! p w
& I2 x5 c# B: {$ A6 y5 s9 K3 _3 LOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,% i& n; X0 t9 ] K- _$ q
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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( ?! e& |1 C2 A) M/ ba woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.8 E v* V: k+ u
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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% e$ \: ]( ^4 P bOlder women are forthright and honest.+ P' G% @: f2 j9 R1 y
熟女直接又誠實
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/ L% v# X5 p5 C9 K- _9 z1 SThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.' w8 ^ _3 y; b: z& _" ~% _
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.8 U+ a5 X; y& M/ n
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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/ }+ x" u0 v/ \Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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~* [7 ^5 f( f9 }+ J0 |# R+ PUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,+ Y X, H0 c: F- |% ]2 ?) z
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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5 U2 {. e4 x; Z6 Pthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
1 P6 O( p2 C1 g2 s0 d" L女士們，請容許我在這兒
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7 e# V+ ^9 b: JFor all those men who say,
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, ~% H+ {( Z% z! r5 |" ~0 D$ a# w"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?: z6 {- |4 E2 z% l8 L" y
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.- D+ l& L; j% ?; D
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.- N5 ]+ b# ]: s) z8 w
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚, F$ S8 Y: D7 d4 I, M' R0 G
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
