Living in Canadian Provinces.....Top Reasons (ZT)

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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA

1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
9 ~" e! t* J* `3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
- C# r* k& V+ V0 Y! L4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
5. Weed

' `7 `; ~, g3 L- X; z" C1 @/ ?) A0 xTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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. r5 e; h7 T5 q0 K  n# B8 v1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
  |  v/ B3 ?6 v7 W3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
4 G) u/ j- Z# z' N4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
/ d8 C# G' H6 `( e; c# s5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
* x, k, e/ s: u! h* z( N+ j2 C- }3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
' m# ?5 e6 a( w8 h) j2 W4. People will assume you live on a farm.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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* x0 I+ ~* E7 T: ^4 W' Y1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
$ R# O# E1 b# w% Q/ z6 f3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
2 |3 |  U4 Y, o; I: Z; t5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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! s7 P2 d. @1 B8 l1 q0 C! L7 m) {TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO

1. You live in the centre of the universe.
5 _& b8 l4 A: P0 z, ^# J& `2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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3 J1 k4 e( w$ K  O( {2 ]+ e5 ~# R. JTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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. W% _8 }4 _, y1. Racism is socially acceptable
. a+ @& X" q- f* F2 ]: p( C2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
; O- @8 C! D6 j" {# W4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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. s: O+ T/ ]  s7 V3 E$ B# @1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
' y+ C) r, I: ?" l; a4 j4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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) h3 g1 _! r3 |- G1 j0 p" J! eTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
3 z+ B$ p% m. W2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
; o6 B! T; S$ ~  ?( w4 J7 r6 a3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.

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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
2 C4 X1 p4 r0 g  [2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
; H  y; S) t5 d( c3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
$ Z6 E  D3 Y( V1 O, Z6 L5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
! a5 U% W. l0 S7 f* l$ _. B6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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: U' A+ B. s5 U, {6 j6 L5 f' jTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

& O, \% S8 ^) |9 E1 e1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
) r+ P& F0 c9 G2 {0 [. J2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
3. The workday is about two hours long.
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding

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Good to know

Mike_Wan

曾经想搬去那里，并且专程跑了一趟，那是前年春天的事情。

住在一家移民接待站，房东打政府工，1200尺的平房，大学附近，前进双车库，大概只有28万。这样的房子，在我们这里得50-60万了吧。

7 o9 S4 H7 e- q, M聊起来，说是春天会发洪水。 Red River从南往北流，好像是美国的一个什么地方，到了春天，雪水就从山上流下来，并夹杂着大冰块，经常堵塞河道。这就是第一句话的由来了。不过，据房东说，市政府另修了一条疏洪渠，应该可以解决洪水泛滥的问题。当时，听到河水是由南往北，由美国往加拿大流，就觉得怪怪的。总觉得水应该是由东往西，由北往南流。
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! f$ o' ~+ I% E* ~, P7 G至于冬天，没有在那里呆过，只是听人家说起过。好像，温尼泊的冬天，确实厉害。
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' ?0 l+ K9 Q- E  f2 x% M' S& P如果看地图，温尼泊在加拿大的中间，所以，做加东还是加西，由你选。

看房价的话，加拿大从东到西，几个大中城市里面，就她的房价，还比较低了。

爱民顿、卡而加利，到今年的萨斯卡通、瑞嘉纳，轮番上涨的时候，后面都有一个跟着上涨凑热闹的尾巴，那就是温尼泊了。
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曾经主张新移民去温尼泊，就是觉得那里的房子还负担的起。等那里的房价也炒上去，整个加拿大，就没有适合新移民落脚的地方了。