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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. & z/ v! E1 Z7 B# V( B0 L
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
2 F$ o4 M% E: E' x( ?$ o3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. $ E* @/ h/ ~- Y$ M
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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% F& |8 o3 V6 W8 D0 u) YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1 A7 E7 z5 F) L1. Big rock between you and B.C. - q, m% J) C8 w
2. Ottawa who?* k: H0 P \8 R9 q Q- _* J2 S
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. b2 p0 {' w: Q0 S
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. , I3 T! O& e0 e- Z9 G3 r* Y
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. ! [# a8 S2 A% f3 ^' R; T
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 2 x6 J- C# O c0 ]7 T3 E
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat. 9 A2 ?$ k6 H; m/ l- @
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3 x& u5 D4 x. I4 p% ?8 m3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4 Y9 k9 d6 R+ r! Z4. People will assume you live on a farm. 5 g2 w9 G- l' i, p2 J% B. Y
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA $ P: Z8 E) k, Z" p8 k' W
2 X# _6 m9 z8 \# B+ r% l, x+ w1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. ( [9 _% C( }+ t7 @
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
9 h+ V" R1 M9 B5 l5 I3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. , ?% V/ X; E2 a! T. t+ L6 ^9 r! h& t
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
) P: ^5 V% r+ p' Y+ ?1 ]5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 6 W! ~! |* h' @2 I# }" o
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
+ D/ T0 W: {) _2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
- G8 c7 u; a* S- M8 Q3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
$ i5 `4 ?4 l* r5 y% w. e- o* I/ I4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
5 B2 Y3 ~' @, b1 P& ^0 a2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
+ ] N2 v! H x' K3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
+ {! U5 U0 o' P# l0 }! x) |* J4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *5 _1 f% r1 D! X0 b) k9 m
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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- p G. m# H7 c7 P. g8 M( C0 hTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK : W/ p& e8 I/ R9 h3 x
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
# B; T. D+ {7 F% _2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. : q% B* F9 d3 b/ }, @3 F1 @4 i
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 1 O, |6 T& I' |2 u& q) R
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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% f N, B C8 h5 \* ~TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA * \) P- Y8 U: X2 L. N' i% Z
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
1 a1 v5 J4 L4 y& I. P# @( V( m2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. ) {+ z3 Z* q% t$ b9 B
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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) c6 |7 f" c- Y; Z- r$ ~0 g bTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND ! ]+ ^! ?5 E/ X* M
6 b6 m* [6 Y1 W R/ P! n5 p( e1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
" F) `3 O& r7 q# `1 b% N: ]2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
+ l, |8 z/ g! S3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
} K# ?( |- w& W5 D% l4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." : K6 F! y% }8 o4 O% S, a
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
" ^& c6 H' D1 N1 w6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 2 f H' N' v: f) Z( c
- S( b! p) J9 @3 r$ m/ L* J6 o1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. " U4 x6 ?& F7 U& B9 r2 Y1 R
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
4 m# |7 V6 r5 M3. The workday is about two hours long.
7 c: e% L% U- P6 A! s4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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