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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA( a; Z. L w% K: |7 Q' A( w
& D; k9 h! J0 X4 T: w7 ^1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
7 @% X6 @4 i3 M; E9 ~% B' m2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
- C5 y, `- N5 o3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 1 @& C- {5 M! E, D! _
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA + u4 o% o1 k `5 z5 ^
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. ! {9 ?3 u4 J" }4 `! V( L
2. Ottawa who?4 ~1 Q' j) B0 a6 @
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. ! X1 C! O) j' o0 n4 x$ j
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
' r- h! [* ~: W- v c5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 9 m- J' i2 p! F$ s) ~) E
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
" l, Q# j9 n' ~4 _) K3 E1 k2. Your province is really easy to draw. ! s, C0 q; T6 W! ?' z# Y7 G
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. / ?/ B- a7 r7 x5 l
4. People will assume you live on a farm. ; b. c! M& U* Y- l+ n: \1 B2 X0 i
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 7 @0 T. I" S2 [9 p
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. / X" J1 h+ H( V, f: I
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 7 H7 \( O2 `) j% n: _
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. - Z6 c& K+ ^6 v$ x
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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* |5 \$ z; ^0 o' ]TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO : i5 d6 Y( Z/ Q3 p
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
% P C! P |% p/ S5 }% @" m2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. - F$ H2 Z. i _/ @
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
* W; G8 `. `' r' J. d+ {4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
) S9 I. H1 z7 g5 s, X2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 9 E5 ~: s6 k7 i/ x: Y. c% m& w/ V8 U
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 9 [* W( b- [! i% G6 S
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
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$ c7 E/ S) T6 vTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. : I* a" e9 f/ l( S7 e* C( |
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
4 Y$ O4 X3 ^ o, w; O3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 8 V& B' H" {& Y3 u) g1 }7 e
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA * U& t2 Q0 k0 r' H
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9 v4 R- c Z5 V+ ^* }' ?( b1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. ) f( d& X2 D) I1 Q# f6 D
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
( Z7 S) t, U0 T) H; f" m3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 0 M$ a: P9 ?# u
/ h/ ?1 s. E; F" X3 e1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. ! d6 ?% Q( B. F0 d5 H) Y( }1 }8 `! V# J
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. ) E3 {" Y& p' k7 Y. L v- t/ I$ F
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. * B+ [" x1 Z# E, O. R
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
1 s/ a ~7 F. n. i* \5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. ; G* j0 c% _0 _4 A2 H1 c) N
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 4 p" m7 V5 a( S
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND . |8 c0 _, K9 v
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
: |, |. u$ C/ s6 w# L2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
; X b, O) [' _5 k; i7 a7 l3. The workday is about two hours long. - w; b- k2 P. K) s( g5 ?
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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