新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

7 u- ^0 }' h2 V+ J5 e　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

0 q" Z' @) Z5 D/ X+ h* |  {# S+ x3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

1 j8 Y  C4 K" H( u- Q4 l( ]　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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( N  V3 J# s3 C* T$ J1 \1 N8 `+ A8 \8 Z7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

( }" U! Z  ~1 V1 D$ B4 y- G　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

+ T. ^& e4 r; S( I+ x/ C! U8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

# i. F6 ^7 C; D4 j　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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2 U5 U9 P$ `& N4 [　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?