新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
& ~* d6 ]0 M9 A　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

$ m8 S$ ~8 W" x$ {　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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7 n+ W. r- T" W  R: e1 n3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

( @: O. s. H7 h  E; V$ S5 u　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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; e  ?, l. V; P: p' S4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

. X) p) ~  f! L3 y3 ^　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

5 z4 |) g% u6 c* A* E" f* h　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

7 f- L0 c# I/ j/ @6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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# f, Q5 G; }4 ?+ {5 A9 v2 w: J" A　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

( I( f+ e: Z" C  N. h6 R　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?