新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

0 [. b* X- |2 Y" Y. m5 W* U  A2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

. J/ P% z8 o2 z6 W　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

. l! }8 E! w& Q1 F' F$ a* _( U　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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# R& x- v% d4 \& O2 R% M5 T/ C　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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2 {9 W0 p* B! J8 R( i) P0 l$ R5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

+ j* O9 o) Q- z8 X% U　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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. ]; \* r# Y8 b: X1 w　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

& z6 J" H  O- U" p8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?