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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
7 l% o/ _7 j, b# N: X 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 8 L W( q; f8 X7 c1 Z
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. D1 o' Z$ v) Y1 w
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 5 V5 |/ r% S5 x* ?. J6 j% a
+ v) U* q. d1 q0 N" v3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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/ \4 W; X( H( c$ v, V& c; }4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ) k4 p5 U1 f9 T! w
( X2 i* N$ R) ^$ U, v4 Q 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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9 Y' m: J( }. o5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. m& S7 v3 w0 @- y6 A
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ' ?: k1 ^: m0 [4 r
" ?3 @4 d, z0 Q0 k0 ^9 |- p 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 9 m t' o# W( N+ _
( P7 {: ]) c& F1 N4 L7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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3 O& h8 j' T y 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ; s4 v& A# V8 o. _! l0 W- \
0 S8 P! t& y1 v& `: Y l8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. - @9 i" n* q9 H$ a+ H
) m# z4 v% C: e 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. - ]& _1 A+ B; n- P e) ]" a
7 O0 v( S2 f6 A+ G% d4 ^& R6 E+ N9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. ) i0 N5 K$ J4 T/ q" ^8 _$ r/ j. w
9 I7 f( B' \7 @$ T' x1 q8 K 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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