新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
& }) Y# J* w. W& e' [　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

  R" P' K) O/ ^2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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2 C8 `- d! m- j. ^　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

# h1 }7 ^" s& \- h, k3 W　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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9 n$ u# ~1 D1 J" q4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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" ]" C) ~: \( f! V+ u　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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' F' c$ j  y: O5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

* [% S" c" h; V! [( F* }( q: W, [3 K6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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  _" J1 Z, _: v8 t/ I! e' t5 n7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

" ]2 D7 M0 w  x( E; ]+ Y　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

  a3 n3 h+ t1 l1 G/ j　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

) x, R5 d$ U0 S7 [4 v5 A/ w9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?