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)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 9 v; S1 k2 \. q+ m
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. / C' p5 w! w+ ^
0 [. b* X- |2 Y" Y. m5 W* U A2)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ; E' r: G% Z' ]3 l. r' O' r5 H
. J/ P% z8 o2 z6 W 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. * Y8 c% l6 P) ~2 P
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3)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. " b8 U8 I' m" w K3 [ Q5 H. e3 a/ D7 S
. l! }8 E! w& Q1 F' F$ a* _( U 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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# R& x- v% d4 \& O2 R% M5 T/ C 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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2 {9 W0 p* B! J8 R( i) P0 l$ R5)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. - d; z1 s9 B+ a4 n( L
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. - g5 K( N+ U K# k3 a
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6)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. . ?2 [+ ~3 o+ M2 @3 q% b- X
+ j* O9 o) Q- z8 X% U 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 2 H5 C8 D4 r' f" q" S
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7)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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. ]; \* r# Y8 b: X1 w 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 8 S3 W6 W1 O- A/ i/ f
& z6 J" H O- U" p8)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9)One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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