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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ; d. r* o; [% |. x. S' r; q* Q
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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$ B2 d, H9 F7 Z9 o8 f 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 2 W! J# K: h$ D
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. - ~8 z% i5 u0 q# {
- m0 \6 ?) y( y& K4 w% @$ q4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 6 N9 ]& Q) \5 l3 W2 F; ^
& }1 y8 q/ u4 n( S6 x 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ' {" _1 {% v/ S8 m. A* [" t; z
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 7 X/ q0 u7 j' G$ D7 r
& z5 |7 L+ l/ G 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 6 V: G/ @7 N8 a% g) i
! `) c1 A9 Z7 C# |; ~4 X* U( r7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. " J9 A; [# T) I2 r7 ]. r/ }
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 1 n d* i6 h3 p3 P
/ Z+ N! |( J. ?) v5 g# [8 W 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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, R$ T( d6 P! ?8 {4 {+ E8 W3 q9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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