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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ; j. e; H% w# Q$ u3 N. z, w
# O3 F: H5 K1 A; a4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. * M4 `6 _( Q8 x# T1 g9 `- q
7 |6 X2 C. c5 a 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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3 u! ?6 p; q2 l V- V5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. , M2 w- n: K' u5 B5 g
& i8 F. ?5 i9 |! |0 U 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. - K0 `1 A# w/ F3 J) q8 R* v9 z
6 z( m$ D! i: C' C: s+ X7 d; F6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 0 ~; D$ U- a* F" u, E( D) u
2 }2 y( b# J* E1 i+ @6 D7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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t) Y K; C$ E5 k9 N' P+ A5 n8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 2 \6 N/ H/ \5 b- t! E* ~2 m2 @4 s
2 J2 u( r' [4 I8 i 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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$ P6 l3 {3 c9 ~9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 8 s! ]! j3 r" B6 P2 V7 S9 e7 M
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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