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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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7 E U8 _; U I3 ^2 X4 N2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?9 c" q# w& J% Q% D, r& Q
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( `+ Q4 V) t; H$ u# y4 Q3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?+ H7 f2 y3 A* o2 v
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?) S" ~5 T" k7 A
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?9 ~7 c% ?# z8 j9 `) S- P
---The teacher is blind.+ M' N" K2 Q) _7 K: B0 h
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7 Z( |# f& t9 u5 {8 ]; l: I7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?6 a, R. L, S3 B' d
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- {. r9 n) J4 x) Z0 b8, Which is correct:, r7 m* c7 G6 [* |# i7 T$ O+ r
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.6 K; E% K" m9 E5 Y
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.' V/ Y' n$ S$ L' f; S
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