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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?5 W, T9 h7 v! V8 L
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7 g; ?( i! s4 U, t2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
8 L+ X L! g9 c0 M---incorrectly
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4 _+ P7 M" {' u9 c& H" C3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?4 y- {. t G+ h% C' k
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
6 q& l' {" J; E7 }/ h( P8 f8 n---The teacher is blind.
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& S$ @! a5 Q: ]2 B& q) \/ T3 G6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why? ~& f2 O1 j; E. x# J- ] s
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?, h$ u& m. J# b9 r
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8, Which is correct:0 \; i% x X. o8 J* q) G( O( q
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.8 ~% y. F9 m6 m! t, m4 N
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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