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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?3 j: @ A; m$ [, @
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?2 |, v T# ~* v* T0 t( i3 F- P; s
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% J" m" j+ M( ^. h/ b! E2 a2 p3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?$ P; _ w" r9 [+ D0 @8 L, ]2 W
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& P; m; p) Z) N; s2 U0 |5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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' e" ~% A! v& s+ ^2 u0 J c6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?( l$ C/ ?8 A/ O, V& W& J4 A6 L
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8, Which is correct:+ D+ E; I8 \& @8 k/ q% t, x
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
, a [# P8 K& j) J* ^ B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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