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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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6 S# y, [: C0 M3 h 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. " }* D' B- M( F' j4 q1 H
5 J7 P0 y. F+ S# O, e$ S One should love animals. They are so tasty. . q/ K2 r9 l% ~9 u* F
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. + w0 D' N2 a, O: m9 ? Z D
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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1 i( t7 x+ r1 |) X Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. + y$ |) F" J9 H8 x/ U) v$ ^& k8 L
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ( ^# \7 P [; y0 s
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ' a' }7 G2 O" ~6 @
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. c* A& U( I) l1 f% g/ I
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
, T% I' }/ \! @' p1 N 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 1 F5 b- o. A- P1 v1 v
5 p/ O7 y, H! u$ v' U8 Q& O9 T' q y+ j Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
, i2 ~# j2 P* g2 z% w2 J( w 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. " [2 {# P6 g2 B; `) N3 v0 Q2 E
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 2 f" A7 k& O0 w. }/ f
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. " E& s3 b5 g% N: I& d+ O6 A9 ]4 N
8 r5 O+ a) z: e! f! J/ G Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 2 Q8 j, ` d8 C- `
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. + t w1 q! x+ o5 f+ R4 z; i
7 O1 o; @/ g0 g "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
5 ~2 d1 L, y! ?! N4 `2 c "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. / n! L) G, t0 e( u5 R4 G6 r
) E( `8 Y! g/ V There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. . _3 s% K! j4 B: K; Q
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 7 I; k7 P& z4 a0 K; V
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
/ O7 Z- }1 u( N" {4 [ 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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( J' \# g8 p* ?7 g" }; E: y' @ "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " " `5 @1 W4 J/ r4 |! q) X
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
/ _, A5 H) E* P& D 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! % S. n' v1 c6 s7 A8 K, t+ L4 |
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ' O' `1 H6 i# l3 Y5 [9 f
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
* \; `' V# x/ i$ T) L 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 0 `3 b! p) {5 q6 C4 t2 _; J
0 J8 i* X7 q& T" u, R" N& ]0 v% \ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. $ d: U( f$ {0 n, E* n" ~
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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