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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ( T3 k- O) n# l& V

, H) _3 `- @, t# p$ r* x/ B   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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1 ?' p7 g/ K9 N, |' V   One should love animals. They are so tasty. 7 ~! B  G2 b5 A* z
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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9 Z2 M3 j+ ]. }& d4 K0 W( n   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
" n2 H" ]7 z7 f   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. & l: f! p1 F5 V' ~3 b
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 C. R" y1 W2 B! i. h$ I   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ) z5 X. c5 H) Y
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 4 N, }5 K" C0 T$ H! o
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
$ t# O1 M* x* E   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ' V- a5 g8 O+ i7 W/ l
  
, P$ @! h9 \, ~   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
/ z. e6 ~) A) t* ]   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. " c+ {5 G$ A' s0 s
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ! j( _. B+ W. H  M
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ' K  ]* d) v2 _3 R# ]! |
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ) o% {9 V% h- f
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ' y+ _0 A# _/ F$ u( s7 r# @
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 8 l0 B$ t* b' y; f8 w
  
/ B, U: V1 x3 V. a$ m   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. : [" a' [$ B' n+ Q  _! Y+ i
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. : s/ x( l5 V) \4 u7 J* ?0 |
  
8 E3 B3 H  w9 k3 j   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. $ b! }* |: l6 [0 \0 [
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. # x2 N- }% }" c7 Z- ?  G
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
' N% s. ]' \5 @, s3 w' |2 O) _   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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/ U1 V4 J  P+ F" m$ r9 C2 G   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 1 d9 T) T+ e5 q! C8 y" ^0 A
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. , L0 N: B3 X& S& b

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
( i8 D) n4 K6 v- @) S1 v- d( C   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!   F% P) k; n; G; f4 d
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! % }% i/ Q, o( D$ J
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ! f* L6 O% o- K  W# Q7 d5 K" M
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ! D- U. o7 \- y+ m2 [, g: x
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
! n3 S9 ]8 H5 G; A   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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