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$ m3 A( ]% ~1 S+ B! v E3 [6 d话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。1 k+ D: x: p) T4 r$ F
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
2 X. U; m6 s6 P n: m. P( V( ?People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!. }4 `. J) Y: ~1 ]! O; H
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
( i. ~$ E' Y- C) iPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
6 `8 `6 P7 w. ~" Z& H: G2 _Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?( i9 C* r* ]- q- v' C
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!$ N1 S6 h* m2 X9 S" F3 J" I1 P4 `
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
; n4 F) R1 ~$ X, C" l% Q6 @People: They dissolved it themselves!
0 M9 q0 ~" ]4 D( z# u. QChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
8 j5 t- ~% e+ a/ B8 I, GPeople: We’re the imperialism now?6 ?/ H: ?1 h* l
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
0 H) R9 Y, z* ~# W3 Q) `7 p$ ]people: It’s in America now!
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, i" M9 S$ M/ o来个对照
4 v; ^, L* y0 p' I1 q6 b% \毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
; [4 h2 X+ L2 c* q8 o8 v我们：都吃多了，减肥呢$ ?- E$ ^4 W" ^) ^, ~) u
毛：资本家还存在吗* { d) U3 `) s: X" H
我们：生意都做到外国去了
# ^: N* W: v+ w3 P毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗" q; D. P4 Y& E. c8 E( C
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了& X* P2 K k. ?2 i( m
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
2 W0 P; o& N; D: C4 M我们：他们自己解体了
( r+ G m* `$ y' ~* i* m毛：帝国主义打倒了吗 Z0 q6 T& y b4 Z
我们：我们自己就是了
# V% r. E3 N; G: M: l毛：那我的文革呐. t4 E1 t3 {. O+ E% i, Z6 v
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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