毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
9 x$ y5 d, I: F1 Q+ b/ }/ z5 ~Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
$ T2 U0 u* \, m$ x' K7 ^. IPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
2 B. O4 D1 n$ T% A6 o: P- U1 TPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
) G1 m3 ?& ~# y% T% I, N& x+ O' xChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
# ^# B7 j, R/ T  |People: They dissolved it themselves!
% N1 r" S0 ]6 l9 U( i7 f( rChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
. ^7 K2 y# G3 gpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
/ @& k/ i" L$ B0 L; ]% S: _# m; }. X毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
- c7 M2 _6 a. T* h" E1 g毛：资本家还存在吗
: g/ d; y& ^* H% Z  i3 j% w我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
/ f) e- c" z- u6 E0 G; H我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
/ \( K: C1 u1 ^! j' E' |) {毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
) s6 x; Q% B5 k% E( A我们：我们自己就是了
4 W" M* i6 x2 v) \" p/ M毛：那我的文革呐
! g$ }+ ~9 n1 `8 ^我们：闹到美国去了