毛主席问答英文版，

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# H4 M9 Z3 |3 g' Y$ h! P  Y7 S  X话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
% G; {0 `1 ^0 }3 f+ f2 `) VChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
& k# ~0 W" z3 EPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
" v+ A+ y1 e+ x' {9 t* H6 ?Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
" ^# t; M* f" i' @, _0 cPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
  H) C' P0 y" [9 f$ z, vChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
2 p. M4 d3 I; H8 b% f6 vPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
# B- r9 i$ V; u  G8 y" V2 O& c/ oChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
6 t; l8 M, \8 u  z# @Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
, X  H- ?! L9 X) Q- W" y3 L8 iChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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3 C, V4 s8 [! ?: H来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
2 g/ J( v9 Q2 B' J我们：生意都做到外国去了
  Z7 y" @  X" |毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
4 L3 B2 _/ _; L, s+ @/ z我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
! e0 T5 S& H! v; X* H2 a5 t5 b毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
- d7 [- b! Q) N* h, _我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了