毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
* P5 v& M2 D& UChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
+ b* D# T$ N3 _8 A" k! Q' C$ I/ JPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
- W/ t0 a) M) B  W# g6 L. ^4 mChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
3 T& S; t! ]0 k0 `5 kChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
3 n- u( ?5 M$ U: t+ kPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
9 u* U; Z2 y( M: J/ Y1 E' C+ CChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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- \3 I2 \) X9 A( E; }' J来个对照
% [% s% K8 ?) ~4 q/ n) ~! c8 b1 o毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
6 b' \9 w6 j% [/ l我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
8 B( {# _: P( b2 u4 n. m) }; [毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
: x% N6 A4 ~- x( h" z我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
7 G. g% g* o4 u( j我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
& U& z, E& D+ c  I我们：闹到美国去了