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; l: P. m# m, ?3 B# }话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。/ X2 t* ~* e' n% Y" M, d0 k
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
) P' ?. e6 o# U' APeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
6 w0 R! A' B) E% m AChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
8 m3 [1 V5 a( }1 _0 f; L' T& a8 GPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
( G1 M+ s, b6 u* Q* q2 B* hChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
( a' b' [+ G- I& k APeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!7 e" x" c( p. R
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!+ K$ e7 r, Y2 J
People: They dissolved it themselves!
. k; t, E6 f5 D1 H/ H* f1 {Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?( B A: ^4 y' u( }# T' [
People: We’re the imperialism now?
0 M' x/ k" q2 ^7 F/ b/ M+ c: BChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?4 n6 M, C( {4 [6 r2 U, o
people: It’s in America now!; t( S; l# b7 Z0 Q+ E2 d
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来个对照( E6 p: T7 k* ^
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
0 T8 Z& d5 J. u0 n- S3 ?我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
% i0 H) }* p2 |7 u4 o毛：资本家还存在吗
, W: u3 u6 t; ]2 ~3 f6 Q5 H o) S我们：生意都做到外国去了* q' T9 W0 e9 [5 U9 S
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗. _+ ^. v/ f6 l8 R8 ^
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了( z2 w9 z9 U3 a X2 L0 {; a2 p
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
4 C+ G4 L4 x$ R" g6 u5 Q. m) O我们：他们自己解体了
1 f n& Q5 {, t3 G7 f1 Y# {毛：帝国主义打倒了吗3 g3 [1 v6 y! t7 K; `
我们：我们自己就是了1 d8 p1 @' t7 H4 H9 r* M! o3 Z2 ^
毛：那我的文革呐
+ M+ G T& {6 d1 d/ W: k我们：闹到美国去了 |
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