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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。" b7 P1 h, [# w `) [
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?& x* D5 F$ w" i* t. }) g7 Y9 G9 m. V
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!8 c5 e [6 I( p+ |% X/ J
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?. M" ^! Y8 _% L8 b
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
4 y% @0 g0 E6 ]8 f) C6 qChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
3 K. h6 O: D2 z+ m( B7 TPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!- B( g. y( T, Z4 K
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
Q7 D) S! A8 l/ t: J2 {. P2 v1 VPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
4 G/ ?/ ^, j8 i/ J& `2 I0 O) MChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
5 O- b* p% h9 `People: We’re the imperialism now?4 v# T- P( V1 T. ]9 K8 o& ~+ W5 N, b4 ?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?$ q- a+ y9 p0 Q& A. @8 \1 @
people: It’s in America now!7 H% d8 U1 f+ @0 {0 \* l! y
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4 |" A0 J9 ] ]8 [; E4 A' @毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗8 I- D6 P0 [: S& I" L7 v# H I$ x# G
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢" u/ S% d' p: G( O
毛：资本家还存在吗
( {+ n9 j! T1 w( x我们：生意都做到外国去了3 U+ T8 f. `( O0 ~3 V4 ?
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
" n/ m- Q+ Z a$ }% P4 ]我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
9 B) n k4 T, z毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗, @& J, Z$ `& g
我们：他们自己解体了% h% j8 B+ i; a5 W
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗$ B$ u+ P( d5 ~8 `0 \5 |' r
我们：我们自己就是了
$ t, U$ G% {9 f' a毛：那我的文革呐7 u- j: R) q) O* o' @, D
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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